Battles  Snoozy vs PsychoPuppet

RULES

BYOB style. We both using verses that were intended for different opponents

Max of 64 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

PsychoPuppet won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • I was preppin for this on Sunday, laughed a bit because im knowin that
  • I can't even diss this cunt's face cause he looks like me when I was smokin crack
  • Up in the stairwell I had my step brother help me hurry N set this up
  • This Will be Ferrel, we'll dub this the battle of the curly headed fucks
  • I got so many golden bars, Fort Knox owners are tryna capture me
  • While you over here holdin jars, for cock strokers at the sperm factory
  • Dude's got his mouth open hopin to catch a talented rapper seed
  • But he grabbed the wrong dick and it ended in a catastrophe
  • You're of the wacker breed, no wonder a psycho wanted you to battle me
  • He'd have to be to think this won't be a blowout endin with you skidaddling
  • Ya many names proves to be challenging but lemme remind you of what's happening
  • The true reason for Motto cancelling is cause he didn't even know who he was battling
  • So now you're against me, great. All ya raps are unlisted i cant see straight
  • Yousa rap battle cheap skate, more incomplete than games from EA
  • You blowin smoke like rippin the e brake doing a buck twenty on the freeway
  • If ya hopin for any leeway you stand as much a chance as a buck runnin in a street race
  • I'm a grille master chef in PA and cook up mean fuckin cheese steaks
  • He's a lil bastard left with three names and always deletes the trash he makes
  • I wield spatulas finessin at elite rates heatin' all of these fakes
  • I will snatch you up to kill the stench that be made by the filth of this grease stain
  • My name sounds like I sleep, that's true, but I dream lucid so I'll see this through
  • Your name sounds like a sneeze, ah-choo! Benadryl's all I need to breeze past you
  • You can't even compete with dudes that aren't able to defeat the Snooz
  • What's the motto/matter? Need the proof? Imma need some lube to grease this douche
  • Watch me hush this fool like a speaker do with bass thunderin groovy beats atchu'
  • We bout tah' dub you Pikachu's slow ass cousin once Snoozy BeatsDachu
  • Outta you cause I'm speakin to you Jack Musson bring me some heat my dude
  • Or I'll snatch up ya lifeforce seein you fade to jack nothin' like cheap feet tattoos

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Go home old man you built ya name off smoke and mirrors but people nowadays really know how sense is
  • Today the general consensus is that I was sent to leave you senseless with a single sentence
  • Oh you thought this was the clash of the titans, aye? You gettin washed with the crash of a tidal wave
  • You think you knockin my ass into cyberspace...from ya rockin chair next to the fireplace?
  • Let me guess I’m gonna “lyrically get slayed?” You always been weak with the pen game
  • But honestly it just makes me laugh only way I get a kick outta what sense say/sensei
  • You sound like you tell ya grandchildren bout “the good ol days of the confederacy”
  • Well try steppin to me and I’m Adam Copeland in a wrestlin league I got an edge in the ring
  • I know you gonna say something like, “Yo I admit you got some great lines puppet...”
  • “But I ain’t fuckin with him he ain’t my cousin.” You know you would say that let’s not waste time frontin
  • You ain’t gettin the profit you be dressin in frocks but still desperate to talk bout how you carry the glock
  • Here’s a tip quit puttin on this street performance before I fuck around and put toosense/two cents in a box
  • Ya battle rhymes are asinine send you to the afterlife
  • Put ya whole connect through the roof and call it satellite
  • Every verse fire I open up ya chest then I’m a church choir I just play with ya organs
  • How’s this for a mental picture? Leave half ya face missin I’m paintin ya portrait
  • The new users never even heard of you homie but you still think you the hot shot
  • Just a lost soul that’s been left behind who kept actin like a giant till ya stock/stalk dropped
  • Wanna claim you the GOAT? We need a reason you write all these lines but we can read between em
  • But since you left my stock rose buddy they really look into this fire for the deeper meanin
  • What you consider legacy is now a distant memory burnt into smithereens
  • As the trailer park boys mourn for you all by themselves and whisper, “Rest in peace”
  • While you was movin in a circle I moved up levels with it
  • You ain’t ballin fuck ya wrists I leave ya blood vessels drippin
  • Know what rhymes with peace and serenity? The screams of my enemies
  • So think before you step to me I’m leavin a legacy of thought provokin quotes deep as the seven seas
  • So for thinkin you rappin better I’m the tax collector this ya mandatory payment
  • As you stand before me shaken like a statutory rapist runnin back the courtroom statement
  • I been ready to kill for two years what you thought I would forget?
  • Duckin is not what I expect if we callin him a vet
  • Well now I’m comin back like Lazarus to enter that psycoses
  • Oh you the rappin master bitch? Then best the hand that wrote this
  • But you beatin me? Don’t let’s be silly! That’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
  • You ol dirty south “speak english in my country” neo nazi prolly call bubba sparxxx “mein fuhrer”
  • Well the GOAT spittin fire I’m a chimera I’m here to bring the ending of ya life nearer
  • You don’t know who you fuckin with battlin me
  • I poke holes in ya lungs so that they can breath
  • In a pillow fight you would get left with an open wound my flow is smooth the sound is like butter
  • Catch me poundin ya mother better run if sense/cents smart or else he Pennywise leave this clown in the gutter
  • “You will feel the full wrath and aftermath” I take it you really wanna scare em
  • You a merciless killer on an internet forum but do you act the same way with ya daughters, Erich?
  • Look at ya self in the mirror and admit to ya self that you really need help
  • You told me not to diss ya daughters but with this persona you diss em ya self
  • I think a family of my own would be nice someday with children I could love and cherish, honestly
  • And so I take a look at you and remind myself what kind of parent not to be
  • I watched my father walk into a burnin building to save the people inside
  • I’m watchin you throw ya life away be a man and be the father they need in their life
  • A couple years ago my head was in a dark place I felt conflicted with anger, guilt, fear
  • I thought about my family and that’s the reason I’m still here
  • Now I wish the best for ya daughters I ain’t want em to have that crazy mind
  • I encourage to leave ya old ways behind and take the time to raise em right
  • He logs on and he’s toosense, tough as nails, you better call em the king
  • Logs off and he’s Erich Meyers, a man attached to lost hopes and impossible dreams
  • This world teaches people not to act like themselves celebrities are paid to lie to you bout ya worth
  • Sense a victim who fell for what the media write we just need these stars to get down to earth
  • Never cryin ain’t what make you tough you a man when cryin ain’t something you scared to admit
  • Everybody think it’s cool to carry a 9 till they see a man get carried by 6
  • But even here you became irrelevant the changin of the guard is somethin you just have to accept
  • So since you only got Toosense/two cents to ya name I figured I would send you a reality check

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