Battles vs Snoozy
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BYOB: Into the Breach Once More
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Snoozy won this battle!
12 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Oh this gonna be a body I ain't going light here
- I'll bring hell to snooze that's why I'm his worst nightmare
- Now his head full of dread like Post Malone's
- Use ya head and catch that fire Home Alone
- I'll just crunch his neck and punch till he's dead
- Think Elmo's World puppet covered in red
- I'll come to your house and pick your nose with a gun
- Know what rhymes with Snoozy? Who gives a fuck
- You wanna real battle well tell me how you feel
- I'll give ya beef with some spice get all up in yo/jalapeno grill
- At the carnival I'll steal ya soft pretzel and then bite away
- Cause when I'm poppin' I'm a threat like metal in the microwave
- This pen make you wanna bail/bale like a farmer buying hay
- But you still lowkey/Loki my brother sike this ain't the viking days
- You can't talk to my soul you know you could never scare a guy
- "Arisen from the depths of the Mighty Doom Tomb" yeah I'm fuckin terrified
- Da feet bars in our last battle I knew you was washed
- I'm bout to push ya temples in like when the tribes would fall
- And now I'm bringin the end of your life so yeah I guess you might panic
- Cause you got the king in ya boat I'm hijackin/high Jack in this Titanic
- And snooze if you ain't careful then I could kill ya with one rhyme
- Your legal name is Roger Shirley that's the punchline
- Compared to this shit y'all never saw a body
- I'll put Roger in a box like a walkie talkie
- I'll bite you on the nose if you try and give me a bear hug
- Hit ya with the right on any corner if you wanna square up
- Your favorite food's balogna and your favorite movie's air bud
- I never even been but you make me hate Madera
- So now that I got another easy win
- I'mma rise up from the tier that I'm in
- I'm calling out all the top tier and vets
- Watch as I put all of those guys in check
- But now back to snoozy this trashy ol waste
- Enjoy your fabulous stay in a casket or grave
- You were looking for opponents in the forums I just laughed
- Cause that was a great impression of you looking for your dad
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I've been bullying Psycho Puppet since he was still busting brains
- For him to beat me, my lyrics would have to go up in flames
- After this loss, you gonna wield a razor blade cutting veins
- I dubbbz/I dub you an emo faggot what are you? fucking gay?
- Ten battles in, this bitch never bested me and secondly
- If I'm the boss you're the first enemy gettin' leveled see
- In the rap game I'm the entity worthy of an effigy
- While you just take ecstasy and literally F a G
- This FAG gonna get burnt when I bring up how he S a D
- It's SAD Psycho's depressed when his trash lyrics are next to me
- He's the lesser breed so I let him rant to me just yesterday
- He was bawling bout choking on the density of his uncle Chester's seed
- Unless there's weed there's no need for a drug vendor
- Got money in the bank like the number one contender
- Fuck the maker, this pretender gonna meet his ender
- Stick yo dick in a blender to actually create a third gender
- I'll make you tremor Psycho so much so that you'll make a typo
- If I'm a motion picture you're no more than a slideshow
- So much hype bro coming from my tongue you'd think I'm a dyke hoe
- Running rappad like a circus high and low while you just a sideshow
- Ya girl's my side hoe, you're my rival, and I studied Tae-bo
- Wanna fight bro? Ten losses deep and you're still in denial
- Shut your pie hole, I got a rifle if you're feeling suicidal
- Sleep's the cousin of death so battling me's bad for your survival
- I'd tell ya more about myself but this ain't our first rodeo
- Man claims he's crazy psychotic but he ain't even a socio
- Listen Pinocchio I hope ya know, you gonna croak fo' show
- Because when you say that you can defeat me your nose will grow
- I feel like a father figure battling these kids I'm older than
- But now Snoozy's sick of your shit go cry in the corner damn
- They call you Psycho? Is it because you got no order man?
- Or is it cause you as dumb and annoying as a midget in Borderlands?
- Lets target the puppet part so i can tear you the fuck apart
- You're a fucking Muppet, smart. You're controlled by the dumbest tards
- Which explains the funnest part, you're too late to ever come this far
- I'm already on rappad like a drunken czar I fucking run the bars