Battles   vs Snoozy

RULES

Can be 20-40 bars long

Max of 40 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Snoozy won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • //Verse 1
  • When I turned 5 years old on my birthday a few years back
  • I got a lot of toys and I didn't think a single one was whack
  • Now my toys are these rappers to battle with
  • They're like Jar Jar Binks and I'm the Sith
  • Wiping out every single one of the rappers who thinks they can beat me
  • My rap is so fiery it broke the temperature cause it was too many degrees
  • Gonna fly away from your awful lyrics with my giant wings
  • You may be the puppet master but I got no strings
  •  
  • //Hook
  • All my toys are rappers now
  • Gonna take them out with a bang and ka-pow
  • Their rap isn't music it's just noise
  • Gonna play with their battling strength like boyz wit toyz
  •  
  • //Verse 2
  • My rhymes could knock down the space needle
  • Gonna knock you to the ground just like a mean bull
  • The second verse will send you to hell before you can blink
  • Feel my lyrics pouring down in yo sink
  • Brain Busta here can destroy anything with his raps
  • My rhymes will send you running a record-breaking amount of laps
  • Gonna come down your street and use my flaming raps to set fire to your town
  • When I come into your neighborhood I highly recommend ducking down
  •  
  • //Hook
  • All my toys are rappers now
  • Gonna take them out with a bang and ka-pow
  • Their rap isn't music it's just noise
  • Gonna play with their battling strength like boyz wit toyz

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I do this for giggles and shits while you
  • Got a munchkins littlish dick inside you
  • I'm so calm and mellow on valium
  • You're as strong as Jello when it's time to Grind dude
  • It's no wonder nobody signed you
  • We all want you to stop when you rhyme fool
  • Stand up, rap like me, I got a spine dude
  • It is just what the shit on my mind do, blind noobs
  • Into believing they got a reason
  • To keep competing giving me legions
  • Of respect for beating what's left. Keeping
  • Me in the contest reaching for beacons. Scheming
  • On your weakened brain on this nice weekend
  • Sending your weakling ass off the deep end
  • Give it a hundred percent, I'll defend
  • With little effort, defeating you by barely breathing
  • Sit down little hethen, I've got reason
  • To be seizing victory this evening
  • You don't mean shit to me, even semen
  • Can spit a better line than you while it's sleeping

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