DEFENDER'S RAP

• I murder pussy! You better call the cops
• Muff burger cookie! Aint nobody giving you props
• Just people giving you lots of cocks and tape and socks
• so you cant tape your response stuck in a paradox while they rape your box
• In very unorthodox ways of saying it, your raps ain't saying shit
• Theyre just lame you bitch when you playem' I get pissed, their gay and unfit
• You're like a homosexual on the Biggest Loser, fatass taking it up the pooper
• My rhymes are super cooler freezing your future sooner keeping me leaping like a puma
• You're crazier than Medusa, I'm lazier than Buddha, but I could shoot ya
• But the closest thing to action you ever get is movies and eating at Hooters
• You suck worse than Dracula, I'm spectacula, got more stamina than a tarantula
• I'm fancier and happier, I fancy your a quiet nerd. A coward bastard that got devoured fast
• So now your sour mad because you young enough to live in the sour patch
• You just giggle and laugh when you write lyrics trying to attack but you lack
• The strength to do more than scratch but you keep wanting a rematch
• You're attached to my mountain and I'm raining Ls on you like an avalanche