Woke up; I had a shit & a tab,

last night I think I recorded the sickest of tracks.

Fully mastered; just waiting on my little Sis's Mac,

I'll spam it on some walls & I got a big list to tag.

HEY GUYS! Come listen to this shit & sit back,

while I spam-up famous rappers up on Twitter & that.

And listen man - post this on your Instagram,

cos if you don't I'll write indirect's on the internet lad!

I wish I was black... whoops, I meant I'm destined to blow;

2017's my year & I'm just letting you know.

You know it's true; just forget I said this years ago,

I really mean it this time, I've been preparing my throne.

Always practising my gang signs looking in the mirror,

and I'm really, really hard; I gotta put that in as filler.

Terrified of water, but I'll dump him in the river;

did I mention that I'm hard? Because I really don't remember.

I'm a local! Local rapper with an ego,

but it's deserved; I'm the best rapper here yo.

Trust me man, I always keep it real bro;

mess with me, my sister'll stomp you down with her steel toes.

Whoa - local rapper with an ego,

but it's deserved; I'm the best rapper here yo.

Trust me man, I always keep it real bro;

mess with me, my sister'll stomp you down with her steel toes.

Lyrical miracle individual living in Liverpool;

yo that's a bar! Let me spit it to you!

I know we're chilling in the club, the musics hitting you,

but I'll just lean into your ear and literally spit it to you.

No screw-face? Man you must be a hater,

I spat it to my Mum, she said it's good; you're just a faker.

Insert a punchline here that rhymes with Undertaker,

I've been writing so long, I've almost filled a dozen papers.

Make you see defeat - cos you're - checking my kicks kid,

Jordan logo different cos - it's special edition.

Real hop-hip; never - mess with tradition,

thinking different never got anyone - getting their wishes.

But I've said enough; time to go out & play dude,

you can play my next track, I won't delay you.

And if you don't share my shit, know I hate you;

but when we're face to face I'll be claiming that I rate you.

I'm a local! Local rapper with an ego,

but it's deserved; I'm the best rapper here yo.

Trust me man, I always keep it real bro;

mess with me, my sister'll stomp you down with her steel toes.

Whoa - local rapper with an ego,

but it's deserved; I'm the best rapper here yo.

Trust me man, I always keep it real bro;

mess with me, my sister'll stomp you down with her steel toes.