Battles Snoozy vs
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Battle Rap. 16 lines.
Max of 18 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Snoozy won this battle!
12 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- When it comes to cakes, I'm ice cream and you're a cup
- When it comes to names, I'm nice dream and you're a fuck
- Yo let's play some games, like I mean let's get you duffed
- So let's raise the stakes, when I beat you gimme coco puffs
- You gots to be cookoo to battle Snoozy Snooz dude
- I have got more character than the Loony Tunes do
- I am not some amateur that you're used to battling
- I spit hot burning flares atcha then I'm glad I win
- The only time you shoot flares is when you're signaling for help
- Which is what you're doing there when you finish fingering yourself
- To my written work you sickening twerp who loves fisting turds
- Until his midget pecker squirts while listening to my words
- This dumb absurd punk nerd is trying to rumble in the jungle
- With this Lion but he only stumbled, tumbled, and fumbled
- I picked it up now I'm running for the touchdown on yo mom's blouse
- Got to her son's house and made you sit the fuck down while I take her to fuck town.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You've won the past few times but this round is mine
- Because I'm gonna put you in a blender and grind
- You into little pieces just like I will in this battle
- While you just sit down and wail like a baby with a rattle
- Gonna throw you miles away with my baseball mitt
- But nobody will catch you cause you smell like horse shit
- Gonna leave you in a pit
- Where you're gonna get bit
- And eaten by a pack of wolves
- While I rap out these killer lyrics and stay in one whole
- Gonna mine you like coal
- With my lyrics that are so groovy
- I'm sending to hell a rapper named Snoozy
- This time I will definitely win
- Gonna stuff you in a trash bin
- And wipe the silly grin off your chin