Battles  Web_Alternate vs BigJake

RULES

Respond so I can roast your ass in the oven

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Web_Alternate won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hey it's Webs, I've been wrecking this shit since November 8th
  • Of 2015, been a beast since over a decade so remember hey
  • So show love instead showing the hate, growing with rage
  • So into engaging whatever drama I noticed today
  • I noticed debates, not facts, not raps, just a weak poets display
  • Words with no action, keeping you stagnant and hopeless okay
  • The only muscles moving is your mouth on a dick to taste
  • Fully loaded like a bitch with cream cheese in her mouth ain't got shit to say
  • Open your mouth like I'm your Dentist, a smelly breath bitch
  • Lay off the the Deritos eat mints like it's your breakfast
  • On my paper let's edit, marking off fiends on my checklist
  • A lyrical menace to society like I'm a menace
  • I'm cold and careless, don't know what to do like I'm helpless
  • This roast is epic, I'm so tired of this shit like I'm restless
  • I'm a cake man standing out in the sun so you know I'm baked
  • That Miss Sun Shine gave me the time of day so you know I gazed
  • At that cake, a whole bakery but here's a funny one
  • Not glazing her cake they too busy glazing each other's honey buns
  • Well hey, at least they glazing out of they fruity closet
  • Not trapped in a Fruit Loop, I've looped it in a fruity topic
  • Not trapped in a rat trap, I'm a rat not trapped in a rat clan
  • No, I'm a cat on a Rap Pad, I'm a cat who raps on these rats fast
  • Don't like that then that's too bad, I'm too bad badass on these rap tracks
  • Don't like that then that's too bad, you too wack can't rap so your raps ass

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Roast me? Bro I hate the heat
  • I hate being in a sauna I can't breathe
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  • You wanna talk this crazy shit like you better than everyone
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  • But you just some asshole with no real career
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  • Besides having your whole value be on writing dumb raps
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  • Not having that humbleness is what you lack
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  • So you gonna lose this match my dude
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  • Yeah
  • Yeah
  • Yeah
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  • That's right
  • NIGGA!
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  • THAT'S RIGHT NIGGA!

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