Battles Web_Alternate vs BigJake
RULES
Respond so I can roast your ass in the oven
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
8 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey it's Webs, I've been wrecking this shit since November 8th
- Of 2015, been a beast since over a decade so remember hey
- So show love instead showing the hate, growing with rage
- So into engaging whatever drama I noticed today
- I noticed debates, not facts, not raps, just a weak poets display
- Words with no action, keeping you stagnant and hopeless okay
- The only muscles moving is your mouth on a dick to taste
- Fully loaded like a bitch with cream cheese in her mouth ain't got shit to say
- Open your mouth like I'm your Dentist, a smelly breath bitch
- Lay off the the Deritos eat mints like it's your breakfast
- On my paper let's edit, marking off fiends on my checklist
- A lyrical menace to society like I'm a menace
- I'm cold and careless, don't know what to do like I'm helpless
- This roast is epic, I'm so tired of this shit like I'm restless
- I'm a cake man standing out in the sun so you know I'm baked
- That Miss Sun Shine gave me the time of day so you know I gazed
- At that cake, a whole bakery but here's a funny one
- Not glazing her cake they too busy glazing each other's honey buns
- Well hey, at least they glazing out of they fruity closet
- Not trapped in a Fruit Loop, I've looped it in a fruity topic
- Not trapped in a rat trap, I'm a rat not trapped in a rat clan
- No, I'm a cat on a Rap Pad, I'm a cat who raps on these rats fast
- Don't like that then that's too bad, I'm too bad badass on these rap tracks
- Don't like that then that's too bad, you too wack can't rap so your raps ass
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Roast me? Bro I hate the heat
- I hate being in a sauna I can't breathe
- You wanna talk this crazy shit like you better than everyone
- But you just some asshole with no real career
- Besides having your whole value be on writing dumb raps
- Not having that humbleness is what you lack
- So you gonna lose this match my dude
- Yeah
- Yeah
- Yeah
- That's right
- NIGGA!
- THAT'S RIGHT NIGGA!