Battles Web_Alternate vs BigJake
RULES
The man with the better rhymes win do your best.
Max of 38 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- These little ass antics got me going asthmatic
- Fantastic, I gasp for breath every time I laugh at It
- Reaching for my Inhaler exhaling crap
- Out of my assets the Impaler I'm expecting fast
- How many times do I have to advise the youth?
- How many times do I have to provide the truth?
- Humiliate this clown I be fucking glad fool
- But you humiliate yourself so I don't have to
- All In lock ready to go and brawl the bots
- Already they all In got way before they called the cops
- Webbing foes raw In knots webbing hoes with awe In snot
- This weapon hold Is all I got wrecking holes with awesome shots
- A hard right wrecking foes with crossing pop
- Violence Is the cause I'm the effect pause In drop
- Wolverine claws In pop, In a revealing manner
- Your damage can't be healed so that's a healing factor
- Kind of like when you wrecked your rep to no return
- Your of no concern of apt except to go discern
- To Hell on a quest to go burn, I'm destined Intending
- Expecting a Heaven In yet In a blessing dimension
- So have fun down there dwelling behind kissing ass
- A 9 to 5 but when they fart your sniffing gas
- I wear a mask but that don't mean my life Is so
- I'm butt naked with no cloths I'm exposed then It goes
- You talk about dicks so much chicks think he such a dick
- Lil Jake wasn't enough In fit he sucks dick at fucking chicks
- Just as much as he sucks dick at beating drums In shit
- Yet he don't mind getting beat behind his drums with bricks
- By bricks I mean hard ons, didn't need to fall In college
- Yo fuck favors he was doing his boy Jamal a solid
- Web Alternate alternating between missions
- Giving ass kickings to both of these bastard chickens
- It's Jake and Jamal oven roast baking em raw
- Serving em on a dinner plate feast craving to y'all
- Let this be a lesson to Jake this verse Is the standard
- If not Improving mind your manners and master
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You think you dope? look at the dope shit I wrote
- Niggas be washing this niggas ass If he dropped the soap
- Fuck 38 I'm only writing down 10 fucking bars
- You can't swing on webs all day homie you won't get far
- Yo lyrics Is subpar, just so you know you below
- I ain't sucking off Jamal I'm sucking off your hoe
- No offense bro It's common sense bro I ain't no noob
- But most these niggas lost they V to they hand and some lube
- Never saw boobs or a P yet claim they did It
- I'm better than you bitch niggas just hate to admitted