Battles BigJake vs Web_Alternate
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo I'm big Jake the coolest dude In school
- I rather fucked the 70 percent of the hoes In school
- Yeah nigga let me smoke my fucking weed
- Chill In my room smoking my fucking weed
- Then get on my bike and go the store
- Buy me some chips and a drink that's forsure
- Girl text me on my phone while I'm watching a movie
- Better get me some Ice cream I hate smoothies
- Aight home boy yo It's been fun
- But this rap shit for now I'm done
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Woo got that off my chest like the best breast reduction
- A stress release plus I got the rest adjusting
- I'm sick to where I can do less to Impress the bunching
- Your sick to where you sexually molest yo cousin
- Your acting crazy, yet you like to flip the scrip
- And say he's crazy, he's bringing light so hit the switch
- These dimwits always telling me to quit the quips
- But I'm to bright enough to make the sun quit the pitch
- Hitting the highest notes a error tone
- I can't tell If he's a bass or a baritone
- But they can tell he's pretty deep with enough In depth
- To make a Soprano scream through her fucking breath
- I'm the janitor I'm cleaning up this fucking mess
- I hate this job, so I had to fuck confess
- And address to where the flaws of this place Is
- Nothing complicated the problem here Is basic
- It grew like It couldn't get any larger
- They so stuck on stupid that they couldn't get any smarter
- Change Is progress but your progress range lacks
- This broken machine didn't give me my change back
- People are shallow to an extent why forbid this?
- He's a hidden fact yet they all hate to admitted
- YouTube Is the closest thing to a time machine
- A blast from the past back when It was time supreme