Battles vs DJMALCOLM
RULES
22 verses Written only No rules
Max of 22 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DJMALCOLM won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Once there was a rapper who had it really hot
- He was on top of the world then fell and went plop
- Like Mr Grimm, he never got his shot, entered the contest
- and got blown to pot, never stopped until he insulted me, a rap omniglot
- Should i use big words, that's Multi lingual in kick ass a lot
- honestly honesty is second to honor G so come out the closet
- and walk with the sea and get drowned cause Poseidon is dying
- to smite you with tridents, the shit is delighted to write and be violent
- I'll never get another chance so get it done
- Wake up in the madhouse, no chance to run
- Murdered in eleven verses, fatty chainsawed
- Bloody hangs on, slips and takes off
- down the railing and impaling
- lands while wailing
- Never telling no one he died from over compensating
- She can't find it, that one bit, that heart you hid from even your kids
- You suck as a father if this is your retort
- So hell has Arrived to drag you to infernal shores
- Beaten to death within twenty two verses
- I'm smaug to your bilbo
- but you won't kill me
- it's curtains
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Dude, is that a diss or a threat? I know you missed the target
- You haven't hit the mark yet, you'll always whiff it I'll bet
- Hell Has Arrived? Well I'll survive, tell him I'm fine
- And if he battles me it's his health on the line
- Hell, your healths on the line all the time, I bet it
- Since you're a diabetic, this is a sign to end it
- And by it I mean your fucking life this second
- Yeah I just said it, commit suicide, I meant it
- You battling me is a cruel and unusual punishment
- How is this allowed, what can we do if this government
- Allows a man to be murdered time and time again
- Don't you see there's no way this guy can win?
- I'm Thirteen lines in, I got less than half left
- I'm gonna be haunting you until my last breath
- You say you are wanting to fucking bash heads
- But if we met, I'd be the one leaving a man dead
- You're only offense would be sitting on me
- Shit I'd probly be yelling "get him off me!"
- But I think Hell Has frozen over, you never gon' cum
- Cause you can't grow a boner, it's as small as a thumb
- Your verse didn't mean much, it was really fucking stupid
- But that should be expected, cause you just suck at music