Battles vs DJMALCOLM
RULES
everything is allowed 64 lines You might as well call a medic cause I am about to destroy you
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DJMALCOLM won this battle!
7 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- So, this is it, the little shit wants to fuck with the legion, I'm welcome to it
- Little bitty bitch want to suck on momma's tiddy cause she's in the shower acting pretty,
- got another nigga in the vicinity, want to spit with me, the god that broke the jaws of
- Cerberus the enemy got sent to penitentiary so you come and want to bury me
- looking like a fairy g, you need a medic please, get this ass wipe off the scene
- Super duper drunken dork, looking like a fucking stork, got shot with a .44
- right before he showed up on hell's door, looking half bored, smacked with
- half a board cause he's half engorged from feasting on jam and honey
- but it's funny, you call me a squealer, i'm the worst thing you want
- A death dealer, I'm the pun master, got a date with disaster, Fucked famine
- in the ass with the class of a master, beat you black and blue with the force
- of a reactor explosion, no knowing if your survival is hopeless, you're jiving
- with the mostest, i know that ain't a word but let's just Reeducate this boaster
- Put you in the toaster to fry a couple eggs, add some hot sauce and eat you
- with a leg of lamb, rack of damned souls on the lam, hell is my jam
- I orgasm to your pain and I cum to your screams, I'm the new Lord of the Ring
- Frodo got jumped back in '73 when I cut off his hand with a Hatchet at 3:00
- Midnight when i was drunk on Green Dragon hops lite, but tonight it's winter
- your discontent is coming to a simmer, so let me educate you so you remember
- Rap came in 84 when people got bored with disco, the discs flowed and beer
- blown when the game came and people raved, read about it, it's on the
- Wikipedia page, I even flout it, I hate that new age, new wave crap called
- Mumble rap so this is a response, you want to battle dog, well here's your
- muzzle, fucking asshole needs a cuddle no wait he's too comfy, too aware of what
- he's done, his worst thoughts would make Satan run, I'll destroy you then
- let the wine run, cause you're in my cellar bitch, It's time for blood
- I ain't done
- The waves come for you, I rip the tide in half and send you to hell En masse
- Breathing smoke and choking on ink, GK Trill beat you to death when you showed
- up to the Battle let's be real, you're not even half the rapper Eminem is still
- You can claim all you want to be and produce a crowd, i'm a grassroots slaver
- beating motherfuckers is my passion and i won't waver, savor the blood
- and the taser, Waiter called me, said he had my pager, 911 can i ascertain the nature
- "There's a dude in my house and he's felt up my bitch"
- I got my hammer and went out with the switch
- Ripped your fucking eyes out and shot all your shit
- You never should have stepped to the Devil or his defender
- cause Hell Has Come to crush you like Bender
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Dear Hell, thanks for responding to my damn letter
- But this is not one of those fricken Stan letters
- In fact, this man's never even seen a fan letter
- So I'm just writing you to tell ya that I rap better
- You said that I'd be dead as a result of this battle
- is it really possible for you to have insults this bad bro?
- Look at your raps? I'd rather fricken cull some cattle
- You and your dad had issues and you sulk, so sad though
- I already dropped your ass with a three peat of disses
- So do your job in back and please clean the dishes
- I got a full time career, I do this as a side hobby
- And yet I've just speared you, so go and cry mommy
- Or complain on the forums, you could take me to court
- Bashing this faggot has become my favorite sport
- Let's take this back a bit, when you're rules had me spit
- Some bad ass shit, it was dark, that was the plan with it
- And I took a lead in the votes, and so you needed to go
- Say your piece in a post, but you were being a dolt
- Saying trill beat me, but no, idiot I won and we tied
- And in the replies of your post, he took my side
- It's rap bitch, free speech, the fucking first amendment
- But I'll stop you cause you stuff is sure unpleasant
- I'll spit you this truth: I don't need to have an issue
- With you in order for me to diss you, I'm so fucking sick too
- I might just need a tissue, and I'm probably gonna kiss you
- But cause your fredo, I'm Michael and I've know it is you
- Hell call me all the Michaels, how many shall I list you?
- I'm Michael jordan, I run this court and I am hoarding
- The mic's recording, I'm Michael Jackson, dancing
- And according to you, I really like them damn kids
- But that's a lie and for that shit, I'm Mike Tyson
- And if we fight, bye son! Your gonna die by my punch
- Might as well call out Vertigo who is sure to vote
- For your circus show of a fucking worthless poem
- Buf you nerds are both worlds below my perfect flow
- I know they're shitty bars cause I ain't been served yet bro
- I'll throw an attack of mine at that bitch fratricide
- For actually having my battle disqualified
- Forty cal is so corny wow, you've mess with a horny Mal
- And I'm looking to fuck any fucking shorty now
- I'm actually expecting to lose this fucking battle
- Cause it can be tough to handle a bunch a cattle
- Who act like sheep and wanna be heard on here
- Getting upset at those naughty words yall hear
- But I gotta say, if this how hell has come
- Then his raps have left me underwhelmed a ton
- Can someone else please run to tell that bum
- That even his swellest punch could never fell Malcolm
- Calling me a pedophile, but I just rap in jest and smile
- Yeah i say fucked up stuff, but I'd never molest a child
- I've written with the pen awhile, crossed line like eleven miles
- Ago and bro, I'm never mild, and I've started getting wild
- Nothings off limits, you ain't even close to half of me
- You gotta stop this shit, or I'll kill you and your family
- This shit is rap ya see, feel free to get mad at me
- But fucking banning me? For a line in a battle, jeez
- So you had to tattle me when you were so rattled, sweet
- Put this on a classic beat, and hear this on blackest streets
- And I'm a white boy, playing with you like a nice toy
- With the Lyrics I'm quite coy, I'm smearing you cause I like joy
- All you had to do to avoid these four lyrical murders
- Was to never pen that first verse, that then was your curse
- I may decide to just haunt you forever on rap pad
- Any time you wanna battle, you can bet I will clap back