Battles vs DJMALCOLM
RULES
everything allowed 40 lines or less This is the end for you
Max of 40 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DJMALCOLM won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I killed others, i'm set to do you. Stuff you with spiders and cut out your glutes
- while eating the fat with a fork and a knife, cause i'll live forever with the fortune
- i'll find, fatter than hatter without all his natter, you're sadder than all of the A's put
- together cause nobody wants to have sex with a boulder, whose folds are like
- that of the molded, i'm asking you kindly to go on a diet and maybe be quiet because during
- the night we can see all your findings, Feces and pieces of meat that are flying
- Flies that are in the ER dying, You sat on their wife while she was having sex
- while in the bathroom crying from stress cause you were feeling like an asshole
- straining diablo, neighbors complained and they hauled you away in an
- aluminum cage specially made for your girth and your weight cause nobody
- wants to be friends with a steak except for the dogs and the cats and the homeless
- carving you apart with a chainsaw and moped, Don't be sad, At least you fed
- Half of the country out for your blood that can sate their thirst, so they plugged
- up your butt and your shit can do miracles, even heal the worst cases here
- and now, sores that are rampant are covered in plastic and shit covered
- masses are cured from their cancer, too bad you're dead, thrown out dead
- to pasture
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I saw Too sense giving his two cents, you needed the coaching
- But this new scent is a nuisance, what I mean is this foe stinks
- Once again you went home to pen but still can't beat me and don't think
- That you'll win, that would be a true sin, ill leave you there smoking
- Cause on the microphone, I burn foes, I got loads of fire prose
- a mind to troll you mindless hoes, finding most my rhymes are dope
- Let's be honest, I haven't lost yet, the mic, I'm magic on it
- Like a shaman, I can't let y'all win, cause then dammit I'll quit
- Hell Has Come, i hear bells have rung, time to tell that bum
- don't matter if he's a dope rapper, he won't smack or kill malcolm
- These aren't my wittiest lines, you're just getting a nice verse
- Call you Titanic cause you've just seen the tip of the ice berg
- Stock Pile is gigantic, and if I spit it it might hurt
- But I guess that's the goal, you have my pity tonight jerk
- Cmon hell, you can give yourself an L for the effort
- when it comes to beating you, I'm a hell of an expert
- Really dude, what can you even do, get help for you next verse
- Maybe one of your loser friends can sell you the best words
- Hell, all these verses blown, kinda like you with vertigo
- You two seem a bit too personal, dude I'm used to hurtin hoes
- With my fucking fat cock, tell me, how's it feel up the ass, dawg?
- Seems like such a bad spot, but at least you do what a man wants
- Fuck yeah, Hell came but I'm leaving with disappointment
- you suck man, why did I even take this appointment
- The man Teezy, it's too damn easy, Hell, you know can't beat me
- the best of rap pad see me as an equal, you're the last we'd read
- So why do you try, I'm mystified, like when I see guys kissing guys
- For your next time penning lines, people actually like when it rhymes
- You've never met a better penner of these letters
- And I'm on a bender, and I burn like hot ass embers
- You ought to surrender, I'll be perched on top forever
- When I'm done, my name will be one you always remember
- Yeah, I'm Malcolm Sex, no doubt I'll win in a rout I bet
- Hell is down for sex with a thousand men, I counted them
- And I just found out that he is fat and he lives with his mom
- Which he says is due to covid but then just said Covid is gone
- On his new written song, someone get this diabetic slob
- Off the couch, out the house, its time to get a job
- Remember saying to get a medic if we ever battled
- Was that in case you had a fucking heart attack though?