Battles vs DJMALCOLM
RULES
64 lines everything allowed I'd say good luck but that'd be a lie
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DJMALCOLM won this battle!
7 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Malcom seems to want to call me retarded
- Well according to your manners i'm just getting started
- you see i write these things because i love to see you scream
- Nails tear the flesh as you fall in the ring
- I don't feel heat, I phase through cold
- You're just another clown that lost his gold
- I don't excel when it comes to skill
- If i want you murdered I'll ask GK Trill
- The fact is, i'm an economical Rapper
- I find a beat and make it snappier
- If you want to insult me, kindly leave a note
- I'm half blind and deaf from years of Music so
- I love comedy and Metal and see you as a joke
- why so serious, get the yolk? feel the puns, everyone
- has some fun, now you're done, even Eminem poked one
- at Cannabis so dig a ditch cause i'm past your shit
- you want me to be like a dog, follow you and roll for logs
- but this is how it's going to be, you answer to me
- You're on a subway, being eaten with extra cheese
- you're a 45 on the scale, extra dip on your nails
- two number 9's ought to send you to hell
- If you wanted to commit GTA, move to Andreas
- Sans voice, you'd fit perfectly in San Dimas
- This is a bogus journey, Hey ted, how come your wife
- is dirty, you heard me, i'mma put thirty in you and leave early
- Cause i don't bash the rapper that tries
- Do us all a favor and choke on your fries
- before Happy Gilmore comes out with a part 5
- and you die laughing but its really cries of hate
- cause you were born a mistake
- your moms fucked an ash can and god damn you were mislabeled
- as an afghan, a sad past came to drag you down fast
- you look like prison spit you out and ate you, an inmate
- as far from tough as R kelly, getting kids jelly for more money then nelly
- Or did i miss the point, you're hardy boy
- I'm on my laurels while you plow through another coin
- get shot by katniss right through the loins and chainsaws in your groin
- while this rap invades your soil and your plants, Eminem in your eyes
- invading your sack while he eats all your crap and you ejaculate jacks
- that feel like a smack in the face from Shaq, up in the ass of the devil
- hot like an oven, done in by a funny plan, Comedy is a killer man
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Dog bites back? nice title, now its time to die Fido
- For the fifth time, why try bro? You must just like my prose
- Motherfucking whining lil bitch, do you like being dissed
- Especially knowing you'll never be rhyming like this
- My specialty's throwing fags like you right off a bridge
- You'll never be dope man and you got the tiniest dick
- Boys you cuddle have so much trouble finding the shit
- Uh oh, must suck going up against a mind that's this sick
- This "pedo" put the pedal to the metal and went home
- Shined up my medals, I'm disheveled that you try to get yo'
- Ass kicked again, I'm the devil, guess that's why I own Hell
- Ass fucking men is the only time you come, find a motel
- I'll hop on this joint cause tonight I'm gonna bring the smoke
- I'm awfully annoyed, but you cry from just a little joke
- You retarded ass boy, I'll just say it since this bitch is slow
- Of course I don't fuck kiddos bro, that's not my type of sicko mode
- If my rhymes are like crimes, then get the cops called
- The fucking pen is a sawed off, with mics im a ball hog
- All these lines I got stocked will make your jaw drop
- Fucking your mama raw dog with a fucking hot dog
- To immature to knock off this shit, I just pop off
- I'm taking the top spot, and you will get shot bruh
- And when I'm shooting my shot I can make it rain
- What I'm saying is I drain like klay when he spots up
- I actually felt extra bad when i read your raps
- This fucking site was forced to see your pathetic crap
- So rap pad, I'm sorry you had to be witnessing that
- But I won't apologize for a single word that I use
- I make sure nouns, adjectives, and verbs get abused
- Just like this clown had to get, must hurt to be you
- There's no doubt you should quit, we'd prefer that you do
- Seriously Hell, why do you gotta act like a bunch
- Of Karen's, get aware man, I like to rap as a stunt
- You're like my Ex, some times you just have to be punched
- End up packed in the trunk, call me Stan and I'm drunk
- Every time I release one of these tracks you get punked
- Man it must suck, but I'm used to damaging cunts
- Dude, you gotta learn to take your L and get on back home
- You get burnt less back there in hell than when I rap bro
- Actually I'm happy he unveiled new battle strategy
- Next time my ass is beat, you'll see me in agony
- On the forum, saying my opponents rhymes
- Were over the line, and ask nicely to ban him please
- I'm a Shady baby, Shady me a little slim Shady crazy
- And so fags be hating, they be lazy, never taking a thing
- As the joke that it is, which just shows what a joke that you are
- So when you are broke at a bar, and so talentless
- While i'm close to a star, shows just how far, malcolm sex
- Is above you, but don't worry Hell, God still loves you
- Cause God needs a Hell for the people to come to
- To realize who's really nice, and it shows all of us who
- Is better with letters, and we always know who sucks: you
- But dude I'm sorry I disgust you, it's only that I love to
- Fuck you up too, you must too! You into self harm?
- Let's check out Hell's arm, what do you use to cut dude?
- Razor or a knife, or both, I've heard that's what some do
- Maybe you will try it bro, allow me to assist with it
- As a favor to this site you know, murders been committed bitch