Battles vs DJMALCOLM
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Fuck it, let's do this We will assimilate you
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DJMALCOLM won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I think i figured it out, you put on a show but i think I unlocked the gate
- You rapped about how you want to Jump off the ledge of the Empire state
- Yeah i read your raps, you're an insecure asshole who feels like shit because of
- the drugs that you scarf whole, you think you're high but you're not, just a guy
- whose depressed cause no sex will alleviate your stress. What happened? Mommy left you
- daddy fuck you? goo goo ga ga, want a diaper, go get bombed off Draino
- and glue, Some things don't need to be read aloud well i'm taking all your secrets
- and i'm airing them out, you think you had a chance but it's time to get out
- you fucking useless piece of shit with girth the size of a house
- If you want to die, then take this mic and shove it up your pipe
- you tried a knife, it didn't take so you diss me to make you day bright
- Cause you're depressed as shit and rap like a little kid, I found your weak spot
- and i'm ripping it, If Not ME than Who g? You're a fake and a snake
- and the last thing you'll see is my boot on your face, You spit sick shit
- I respect that but get this: You'll never be as hard as me, i court tragedy
- and am friends with death, I survived what was sent as a child and the
- rest can be filed under don't give a shit. You said i needed some sense from
- 2sense but here's my two cents, I don't follow the rest, If i did, i'd be like Buddon
- before Eminem dissed him, but look little piston, you're choking on wisdom
- You're a fake ass rapper with delusion of grandeur, cause you just lost your kingdom
- to cancer. You wasted your life like Ike debased his wife, difference is, she's a
- fighter, you're getting savaged and whiter, I wish i could upload this to Heaven
- to show the devil I'm ready, to tear hell open cause i'm Sick of your shredding
- You can diss me, I might fall but i'll come back to smash flat the mountains
- of Nepal, Your nipples are screaming, they're raising a fuss
- they're screaming: "god in the name of fuck help us"
- your shirts don't fit and your face is a crime
- I'll be back with the cheese to add to the whine
- So before you respond, listen well
- I'm about to drag you to HELL
- V2
- Every time chip hops on track his verse is fire
- this nigga's situation is so bad its dire
- heard you had a drug addiction sounds like bad luck
- before you get shot you better hide and duck
- Don't usually give sad niggas my effort
- just graded your homework, ill give you D for effort
- heard about your suicide attempt, tryna jump off buildings
- Probably after you found out that i humped your mother
- I heard you fucked your brother? this nigga weird and he into incest too
- Why do i even bother tryna give clout to a broke nigga
- your girl left you after cheating on you, she truly didn't give a fuck about your emotions
- I'm giving off the notion that your special, now before i start a commotion you better flee
- ima bee not afraid to sting ya, your a parasite, you feed off others
- Ill alight your anxiety on fire nigga, you should know better than to mess with the secret society
- Lights out, ain't no life in this nigga, i warned him he was treading on a tight rope
- Oh well, at least he will finally realize I'm the Goat
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Rap became my outlet, its how I use my power
- I get myself charged on doubt and I'll go for hours
- And the things I've done to Hell, they call battery
- Using shock and awe, and Hell gets so mad at me
- Fuck you and your parents, bet they are embarrassed
- We know your dad is, still can't measure up to his merits
- I've given a fuck, it's a pleasure to care less
- You bitch like a slut, I'll treasure it when you perish
- Jesus christ, your like a dog's that been kicked
- Whimpering but still will come back and sit
- Do you get off on this shit? I'll sock you again
- And again till the day you say "stop it i quit"
- Couple shots of some gin, and I'm unstoppable kid
- Cause you beating me is impossible bitch
- My last loss with the pen? God, think its been
- Long time time since then, your not gonna win
- You'll die, I said it, you fucking diabetic
- And even if I'm a medic, I would let it
- Happen, still mad when I got d q'd when I beat you
- Rapping better than you could ever, I want credit
- Why so petty? Why not, Freddy? Wanna see a murder
- Watch how burn your ass alive, now ready?
- Fucking chicken, I'm may just start grilling ya
- You'll get roasted when I'm baked, then I'm killing ya
- Shit your fat ass probably likes to be cooked
- You hear chicken and look for another recipe book
- Man im sittin' on so much ammo for these battles
- Call me Rambo and you keep missing, I'm in camo
- You said covid has got you in mom's basement
- While I went out and bought my own place bitch
- And when you die while eating from diabetes
- I'll keep teasing your soul with rhymes so pleasing
- So then dude, what's on the menu, can you
- Share it? I know no carrots, i bet you got yo'
- Self tacos, and Nachos, some hot toast, waffles
- Eggs, turkey legs, cereal like cherrios or boxed oats
- Potato chips, tomatoes, shit, do you say to-mah-toes?
- I know you don't say "to my toes," you never saw those
- I like to say that rap is mostly like science
- Cause I'm usually in the laboratory when writing
- You ain't Einstein, maybe closer to Stephen hawking
- But the only reason's cause you won't leave here walking
- Probably not even talking, probably will need a coffin
- This is Malcolm Sex, we won't ever see you stop him