DEFENDER'S RAP

• *rapping starts at 0:40*
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• //Hook
• I'm always chillin' like a villain
• Cause that's where I fit in
• While all of you punks do nothing but sittin'
• Chillin' like a villain
• Cause that's where I fit in
• Like a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving you're about to get bitten
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• //Verse 1
• I'm always just laying back and chillin' like a villain
• Just like an extremely tired little kitten
• If chillin' was baseball I'd be the best at hittin'
• If rappin' was laying eggs I'd be the quickest chicken
• I only chill sometimes because I'm usually off being a rascal
• Sometimes I get chased but I've never ever been caught and gotten tackled
• But you better believe that when I chill
• I do it with a whole lot of skill
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• //Hook
• I'm always chillin' like a villain
• Cause that's where I fit in
• While all of you punks do nothing but sittin'
• Chillin' like a villain
• Cause that's where I fit in
• Like a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving you're about to get bitten
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• //Verse 2
• Chillin' like a villain so that I can just relax
• Without paying the price with a dangerous tax
• Coke in my left hand and Doritos in my right
• Cause I'm way too tired to get up and join in the fight
• Welcome to the wonderful relaxation zone
• Where you don't ever need to move a single bone
• I hope that this is a feeling I can forever keep
• Now it's time to close my eyes and fall into a deep sleep
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• //Outro
• (yawns)