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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • //Verse 1
  • You must use your mind over your bladder cause you can hold it in
  • Then you can let out everything you drank today from water to gin
  • You gotta go when you gotta go unless you just tune in and then focus your mind
  • Just ignore what your bladder wants you to do and think of something else like road signs
  • Just use this part of your body to think:skull
  • Instead of focusing on how much you need to tinkle
  • Some people say that it's bladder over mind but I really don't care
  • Cause I wan't everyone to know the truth from Cali to Madison Square
  •  
  • //Hook
  • Mind over bladder
  • That's all that matters
  • It will help your intelligence get fatter
  • Mind over bladder
  •  
  • //Verse 2
  • Sitting on the toilet when you should use your mind instead
  • Was it really worth getting up at midnight and getting out of bed
  • Just hold it in till it's exactly the right time
  • To go to the toilet while your spitting out rhymes
  • Even if you're not a rapper this is an important skill
  • For you to know before your bladder begins to spill
  • If you don't agree then I'll knock out your tooth
  • It's mind over bladder and that's the truth
  •  
  • //Hook(x4)
  • Mind over bladder
  • That's all that matters
  • It will help your intelligence get fatter
  • Mind over bladder
  •  
  • //Break
  •  
  • //Outro
  • Mind over bladder

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