DEFENDER'S RAP

• So I'm battling Ominous for another round
• And this time I'm gonna send that wild brute to the pound
• I could destroy without half trying
• You think you're such a good rapper but we all know you're lying
• So long and farewell Ominous
• Your stupid try to beat me is what I'm gonna miss
• About this battle with you that I'll take over
• You wouldn't know Mars if you controlled Curiosity the rover
• You're just a weird muppet like Grover
• On Sesame Street that weird old show
• While you try to sell your albums I'm sleeping in dough
• Because I know that you know
• I'd crush you like a car before that green light says go
• So be careful when you cross the street
• Or I could challenge you with an epic beat
• We all know that you'd definitely fail
• For rapping so poorly you'll be locked in jail
• My lyrics will be coming down hard like hail
• You couldn't rap any better than a humpback whale
• So now I'll destroy you with my lyrics so sleek
• I've never faced an opponent with rhymes so weak