Battles  Maverick vs Snoozy

RULES

CHRISTMAS THEMED BATTLE BARS

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Maverick won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Who knows what was read by Rudolph with these Christmas bars...//
  • But I'mma write you out like a sympathy card,
  • When I put you under the "Dear:"
  • Cuz it's time to slay his missed agenda, not the first time he smells a VIXEN'S BALLS //
  • And he's a nutty cracker so he clenched his jaw, accidental swallow; testical's flesh and all —
  • Now his throat hurts and he might throw up!
  • If Snooze needs that bedtime cough medicine before his thoe's up, then I'mma DECK THE HALLS //
  • Just lift ya scarf, I'll give ya some thing to scarf // Before you hurl I'mma keep hurling and fling some darts, //
  • I'm lowballing this fag to pin the tail on the donkey,
  • His skin I'm melting it off clean, like Mari Lwyd pointing out the skeletons in his clause //
  • A downtrodden filly, it's overkill I'll still punch 'em deader
  • If the fluff suits you there's a reason I can't flesh out an ugly sweater //
  • Continuously tossing these cough drops with his esophagus hit like,
  • Santa's fatass going down the chimney cuz he's stuck with these drops to the windpipe //
  • Making it harder to breathe than,
  • Him as a chain-smoker but you can already hear that //
  • Can't rap his raps cuz of rasp,
  • And if I hear 1 "wrapping" bar I'mma box you with these scraps,
  • Cuz from this tier I've seen the ware and tare on all of it, seen that,
  • The more it's read/red it's more garbage/garb-itch than Santa Clause with those fleece pants //
  • You should know it doesn't matter to God, you should know the reason for the season is Jesus, thought you were taught that in rehab //
  • All those smoke rings from your tree circle, hang it up like a wreath rack...
  • Need Ricola rations for permanent peppermint aromas shall Allah sulfur bomb you and reek wrath //
  • Snoozy only wreaks havoc by the scent of his underwear shit and jizzed money shots on that sweet, crack! // (Pause)
  • But even though he's laundering his appraisal, he never changes...
  • No wonder why this little pecker is always on that chocolatey cheap, smack! //
  • But for real though man's got poop stains. How many should a "killer's" streak have? //
  • A fib told differently like a dunce he can't snap back from his unique cap,
  • From head to toe, I hold more weight than Santa Claus having to put Vicks on his kneecaps //
  • You're like Brady from the grass, cuz if Snoozy is Snoopy he's just a peeping Tom,
  • So in a mic fight he was never an animated dog, but ask Snoozy about Vix' and he'll tell you about a sack //

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Ho Ho Ho and away we go
  • Maverick is a bitch ass hoe
  • With a ha ha ha and a he he he
  • For some odd reason it burns when he pees
  • Yes, I've said it once and I'd say it again
  • Maverick, you dunce cap wearing shit for brains
  • You're fuckin clueless to the fact that I'd have this to say
  • I've visited Mav's household for the holidays
  • And I for one cannot stand being around you peasants
  • I bet not even an elf could fix your presence/presents
  • Whenever you are stepping to a legend such as I
  • Pack that Red Rider BB Gun, try not to shoot out ya eye, kid
  • "Kid" because whenever you and I go, it's the battle of the young lads
  • You tryna get more Christmassy than me? That's pretty fuckin dumb Mav
  • I've got more decorations than you've ever once had you fuckin dumbass
  • You are (Scrooging) up this battle worse than the ghost of Christmas past
  • I've toked the richest grass and I've stroked your bitch's ass
  • I'm the cat's pajamas while you're just the kitten's slacks
  • I've wrote the sickest raps and you know that this is facts
  • My rap will ruin ya day like i just left ya house with The Grinch's sack
  • Call me Snoozy because I've slept on all the battles we've ever done
  • Call you Ralphie because whenever I say to come you better come
  • Mav better stay (frosty) like a shitty driveway submerged under
  • Ten feet of snow while I'm truckin through a busy highway motherfucker
  • I've seen your tactics from the shadows like a CIA undercover
  • Imma treat this bitch like an old habit yellin out Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker

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