Battles Maverick vs Snoozy
RULES
CHRISTMAS THEMED BATTLE BARS
Max of 31 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 26 2016, Battle on October 1 2017, and Battle on May 21 2018
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Who knows what was read by Rudolph with these Christmas bars...//
- But I'mma write you out like a sympathy card,
- When I put you under the "Dear:"
- Cuz it's time to slay his missed agenda, not the first time he smells a VIXEN'S BALLS //
- And he's a nutty cracker so he clenched his jaw, accidental swallow; testical's flesh and all —
- Now his throat hurts and he might throw up!
- If Snooze needs that bedtime cough medicine before his thoe's up, then I'mma DECK THE HALLS //
- Just lift ya scarf, I'll give ya some thing to scarf // Before you hurl I'mma keep hurling and fling some darts, //
- I'm lowballing this fag to pin the tail on the donkey,
- His skin I'm melting it off clean, like Mari Lwyd pointing out the skeletons in his clause //
- A downtrodden filly, it's overkill I'll still punch 'em deader
- If the fluff suits you there's a reason I can't flesh out an ugly sweater //
- Continuously tossing these cough drops with his esophagus hit like,
- Santa's fatass going down the chimney cuz he's stuck with these drops to the windpipe //
- Making it harder to breathe than,
- Him as a chain-smoker but you can already hear that //
- Can't rap his raps cuz of rasp,
- And if I hear 1 "wrapping" bar I'mma box you with these scraps,
- Cuz from this tier I've seen the ware and tare on all of it, seen that,
- The more it's read/red it's more garbage/garb-itch than Santa Clause with those fleece pants //
- You should know it doesn't matter to God, you should know the reason for the season is Jesus, thought you were taught that in rehab //
- All those smoke rings from your tree circle, hang it up like a wreath rack...
- Need Ricola rations for permanent peppermint aromas shall Allah sulfur bomb you and reek wrath //
- Snoozy only wreaks havoc by the scent of his underwear shit and jizzed money shots on that sweet, crack! // (Pause)
- But even though he's laundering his appraisal, he never changes...
- No wonder why this little pecker is always on that chocolatey cheap, smack! //
- But for real though man's got poop stains. How many should a "killer's" streak have? //
- A fib told differently like a dunce he can't snap back from his unique cap,
- From head to toe, I hold more weight than Santa Claus having to put Vicks on his kneecaps //
- You're like Brady from the grass, cuz if Snoozy is Snoopy he's just a peeping Tom,
- So in a mic fight he was never an animated dog, but ask Snoozy about Vix' and he'll tell you about a sack //
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ho Ho Ho and away we go
- Maverick is a bitch ass hoe
- With a ha ha ha and a he he he
- For some odd reason it burns when he pees
- Yes, I've said it once and I'd say it again
- Maverick, you dunce cap wearing shit for brains
- You're fuckin clueless to the fact that I'd have this to say
- I've visited Mav's household for the holidays
- And I for one cannot stand being around you peasants
- I bet not even an elf could fix your presence/presents
- Whenever you are stepping to a legend such as I
- Pack that Red Rider BB Gun, try not to shoot out ya eye, kid
- "Kid" because whenever you and I go, it's the battle of the young lads
- You tryna get more Christmassy than me? That's pretty fuckin dumb Mav
- I've got more decorations than you've ever once had you fuckin dumbass
- You are (Scrooging) up this battle worse than the ghost of Christmas past
- I've toked the richest grass and I've stroked your bitch's ass
- I'm the cat's pajamas while you're just the kitten's slacks
- I've wrote the sickest raps and you know that this is facts
- My rap will ruin ya day like i just left ya house with The Grinch's sack
- Call me Snoozy because I've slept on all the battles we've ever done
- Call you Ralphie because whenever I say to come you better come
- Mav better stay (frosty) like a shitty driveway submerged under
- Ten feet of snow while I'm truckin through a busy highway motherfucker
- I've seen your tactics from the shadows like a CIA undercover
- Imma treat this bitch like an old habit yellin out Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker