Snoozy vs Maverick

Battles Snoozy vs Maverick

Parody and/or refer to a cartoon. Parody would be the theme song, references are to the cartoon itself. 24 lines max. Mines 16.

Max of 24 lines

Maverick won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

When it comes down to being the best
I'll be better than all the rest
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause!
Fake rappers! Its just you and me
And battling is our destiny
Fake rappers! You lack melody
And losing is your legacy!
Stank bitches! Go and douche your pussy
Stop blaming the smell on society!
My opponent! Go learn some moves
And maybe you'll be able to improve!
Bitch that was fun but now I'll end it with some puns
A foursome wit yo girl, Dugtrio in her buns
Just decided to Zapdos panties off and Pikachu
She covered in more Grimer and Muk than my sneaker do
// this entire song is Pokemon references/parodies. My apologies. I was feeling it.

Challenger

DEFENDER'S RAP

Welcome to the Thrift Shop, "So you wanna buy some shit? Gimme a few paperbacks."
Big socks, manly jeans, and some motherfucking square pants
Flip flops on a family beach but I'm wearing Air Max
Watching things bob splashing each person but I need to go get Gary man!
I rinse off my sandy cheeks in the middle of the lake and;
Swim not, I dive to the fancy reef flying thru the water like a pterodact-yl
Like a slingshot, I can't breathe I just soak up the water like it's air in this channel
Fuck that big worm in the mattress be and Patrick about to find Gary that asshole
I guess you could say I'm deep, in thought; pretty sure I found a pair of sandals though
I'm a sponge, a tampon because this thot bleeds fast
Inside of a gonorrhea ass
I realized, I'm not in the water; I'm in your girl's bikini bottom with all these krabs
Fuck, I don't want to get what Charlie has
I can't motorboat either(i-ther); I don't need this hoe.. watch me pass
Fuck, I'm a failed boat rider; Mrs. Puff is probably gonna be mad
But damn, my ghost writer is the Flying Dutchman that's how I got all the lock n key raps
In Davy Jones' locker; socks, jeans slacks
I need to go back to the Thrift Shop with my soggy pants
Macklemore had a whale of a good time with Pearl but, he's shy in the sack
So then he fucked 8 more, a lot of em squishy
Like octo-pussy, he raped Squidward while grasping Ryan Lewis's rock hard tushy

Defender