CHALLENGER'S RAP

• A man of Osceola Hills, salaam, hola! Brilliance is welcomed, viewers take caution of harming
• Gather in the citadel, I'm hittin' snooze with a clock... How alarming
• Let's go toe to toe, you can't get under my skin unless I stub mine, like it's uh...
• Wrinkly, swell, you feel me? I'm appealin', oozing so raw 'n hearty... Oooh the sensitivity of a felon, don't be moody in pocket diaries -
• Like right before you get locked in that prison cell, get the blues 'n turn it cobalt, perspiring
• As soon as you're thrown in the clink, quickly irrelevant 'n soon your honor's expiring
• So you're in for a DUI, what, did you chug Zinfandel 'n crash your '66 Chevelle into Moorestown Mall 'cause they're hiring?
• Walk tipsy as hell intruding a cocktail party, sipping Moselle 'n boozing on shots of Bacardi?
• Or am I the one that influenced you? Awe, is he dispelling it? Refusing that I'm awe inspiring
• Why you listening to trash like Vinnie & Celph? Oh my I'm a tricky hellion... The groupie Gonzales inquiry? That was me, the whole time I was thinkin'
• "Willy Tell?" Like he's a, shooting at Albemarle, pippin no Scottie yet I'm the apple-knocker pickin' Celtics like the shooting in Boston... Kyrie
• Ignition on Elder Street, youth caught in car heat like Mechanophilia when Mike fucked Ian
• The only thing you have over me is that Soren/soarin' kid, like he got knocked over but I'm the one that got knocked over, as if BYOB had a win to sell, "Dude was robbed entirely."
• We're real, both feared, surreal lyricists revealin' spears & shields but I need to ask buddy...
• How do your ears feel after hearing the jeering squeals of Miss Piggy's yells? Puberty he's not acquiring
• Speaking of puppets, I didn't know Fozzie Bear was proxy for Madera
• Like resting on a rocking chair I would come to your neck of the woods to say I was tipping elm trees 'n sprucing for coppice firing
• We've got brotherly love like the story behind the Liberty Bell but this Philadelphian's snooty 'n it's Ogma to Osiris, who's an infidel? Beats me, another loss you're retiring
• Your career literally started off as a joke, that's funny because you look like Bo Burnham with tattoos
• Kill Yourself genius, do what you want, I'm aspirin' to be living well but execution is awfully desirous
• Now, is it Snoozy or Roger Shirey? Who cares, I'm dragging both into the crick helplessly thru the swamp all miry
• When all you're doing is throwing that mud at the wall hoping some of it will stick like Elmer's glue but it's prolonged at hardening
• I think you're jealous, accusing me of flaws? I'm sorry but that's an oxymoron.
• Knowledge to infinity, concoctin' a concinnity of lexiconic proficiency, glossa is silvery spittin' like a silica gel demon spewin' like Thomas Hardy
• Yo, why is it when I saw a picture of your girlfriend I thought that was your mother? I bukkaked Arielle Wallace ages ago
• She had her relationship status quo as 'complicated', so, y'all have premarital problems from jail I suppose
• Doesn't matter because your current scenario is obviously inescapable, your burial plot isn't the only affair you know...
• Eh, her titties felt decent, um, floozies are mockin' Barbie?
• Hey pothead, guess what? Education is hippie repellent, you're getting schooled by Marvel's Charlie
• This is far from a villanelle/villian-L, votes askew like Rodgers' spiraling