Battles Snoozy vs Maverick
RULES
BYOB Tournament IV: Round 2
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 26 2016, Battle on October 1 2017, and Battle on January 6 2021
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Heyyyy Mavvyy! That delivery was pretty savvyyy
- I wasn't surprised at how well you managed to sound so faggy
- After this you'll use the same lisp when you're calling me daddy
- I'm ready for the relapse jokes in this rematch though
- Them twenty greenbacks yo might send me back to rehab bro
- The cat's already out of the bag so bitch zip it
- No rabbit in the hat, there ain't no trick in it
- Youre out of luck now pussy because I'm sick wit it
- You couldn't fuck with me unless I Kid Wit it
- Seen ya gave the PP a lil pump so esketit
- Down in your throat deeply you won't forget it
- The boy hit puberty so you jumped ahead/jump to head kid
- You got the victory but your throats been imbedded
- With his semen now you're fuckin with a demon
- Who's finna cut the beef and leave you bleeding
- I'm on a journey to make you stop believing
- That I can be defeated so quit your dreaming
- You must be sleeping so open your eyes boy
- I'm godly speaking in tongues of rhymes boy
- I can go to any town and read the signs boy
- I'm finna put that twenty down on my fines boy
- I'm institutionalized from all the time spent
- I did the fucking time and did the crimes bitch
- You're the type to steal wit ya boys and turn them in
- I don't fear a single man in this tournament
- I'm bigger than these fools I've been sizing em up
- I rhyme sicker than a two year old trying some snuff
- I'm quicker than your crew lets start lining them up
- Five figures says this fool gon be crying real tough
- I snigger at these trolls, their whole lives a bluff
- Fine strippers will hurt ya jewels cause Imma bust
- Five fingers in ya testicles dividing nuts
- Cry shiver, particals disperse denying you sons
- Catch me igniting a blunt with the fire that comes
- From the rhyming I once spit when I was just one
- If you try this you're dumb shit my violent ass tongue
- Makes you cry to your mum bitch stay silent I'm done
- With yall lying ass bums up here trying to front
- I'll leave you dying by brunch like pigs to lions for lunch
- Chicks dig my style, my tongue leaves them lying in cum
- Just like how I'm up here spitting on you dried up cunts
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Must I address this generous gesture, this degenerate be fresh out the detention center
- Got to replace Saint James and thinks he can just slide into round 3?
- Man, you didn't get here for being the select-successor
- Fend for yourself or get bent, get out of my fuckin' way or it'll be a fatal fender bender
- No touch and go, on to the next contender
- Roger here does have potential, pressure builds like a jet condenser
- I mean not really, if you look closely he does a few hits then a couple good lines...
- But I'm referring to why he went to rehab - sniffin' coke off his bedroom dresser
- No beef, only thing we got between us is the Great Lakes
- We're the same age, I pray you maintained ya A game like is it really "painstaking"
- 'Cause last time you said you'd bring it then made a lame play on words with a venereal disease...
- Fuck off with the claptrap, check my herpes material with T
- That wack bacterial and gonorrheal scheme was half assed, you're inferior to me
- And your bars are filler.
- You call yourself "Mr. Charismatic" I bet you'll spit that trash like a lethargic singer
- This is fire against bitterness, Charizard and Squidward
- I wrote this in 2 days between working at my job, the farm, and vineyard...
- And as far as I figured, you're unemployed watching Cartoon Network
- Last night I saw on Snapchat you just got a new tattoo from your retarded sister
- What the fuck was that? It was hard to render, and now it'll be on your arm forever
- All your other ink correlates with your writing, messy and purposeless
- I just copped a Blue Yeti to murder with
- If you really think you're a threat to this tournament, better confirm it then
- As for this battle he already won though...
- Third-person shit
- You have a better chance of getting a Pell Grant after trying to sell grass out of a belt bag
- Nah, you have a better chance of meeting a hellcat on your Dell pad with gel dabbed in your hair
- Because she felt bad
- I didn't join for the $20, I just needed somebody to yell at