DEFENDER'S RAP

• The essence that is me is gold my biggest fans, the “ad-libs,” say that I’m the best MC
• My manager said “I ain’t ya manager, I’m just ya therapist” he’s just a hater filled with jealousy
• I ain’t even gotta rap producers bow down when I so much as speak in the booth
• My feet are infused with red carpet roll up covered in the drip from that leak in the roof
• All the bitches say I’m egotistical which I’m sure really just means “he’s so lyrical”
• I piss my autograph into people’s corn flakes and they thank me before they eat the cereal
• Arrive at the venue at midnight and rock the crowd I’m always late for rappin rhymes
• With the pen I’m the dopest when MCs forget their devotion I confiscate their braggin rights
• You may have been rappin for several years but ya career is endin here I was destined for greatness
• Put pencils to pages and start collectin the wages my philosophy is that I’m the best of all sages
• I’m the rap god givin y’all these verses I sent as gifts
• Y’all ain’t shit bow down to the most humble person that ever lived