Battles YLG vs
RULES
Written rap, 45-64 lines, you can use beat/instrumental
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on January 4 2017, Battle on February 18 2017, Battle on September 11 2019, Battle on December 12 2019, Battle on December 25 2019, and Battle on November 18 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- What's a physco puppet to a young life gangsta ?
- nothing...fool what
- I'll put an end to this crazy puppet,
- like R.L. Stein closing the book on Slappy in GooseBumps
- I wonder why you're physco, you need help, go see a therapist
- You're probably traumatized, like sexual abuse victims are to their rapist
- I'ma dog the hell out of you, treat this puppet like my pet pup
- I'ma control as I train you bitch,
- I'll make you submit like a mutt getting a chest rub
- Bitch L...I got tricks up my sleeve,
- watch me rip you apart and pull out your strings,
- now you're an enabled dummy
- You're no longer wanted or useful to me,
- like Andy tryna play with a disabled Woody
- You just a physco muppet, no, a physco doll
- An unscary Anabelle, I'm Chucky,
- you don't get passes from me like I'm playing iso ball
- I'll have you strung out, with no strings attached
- Yes, that was pun intended, I'ma light and fling a match
- In some gas with you in that, cut you open as you get dispatched
- In a battle, me verses you is a mismatch
- You physco, and I'm gangsta, I might go, off as I bang ya
- No homo, no puppet move you call pull of, I cut up throats
- I'm the one controlling you behind the curtains of this puppet show
- YLG going full gangsta mode, you a pranksta, joke, you go wanksta mode
- You wack, but you ain't hitting me, like you a bad Wack A Mole player
- I'm dropping bars on you like a sledge hamer,
- I'm saucy like Ravioli hater, you cheesy like Macaroni flavor
- You just all play, all for play, I'm nothing to play with
- I don't play puppet, I ain't something you play with
- I'm serious, don't ever try to play me,
- I hope this puppet got sense and he uses his brain please
- Toys like you do a lot of talking, yapping with ya big mouth open
- You gotta big mouth you better close it, or I will sow it closed in
- I just toy with you, but don't you dare try toying with me
- Cause I'll turn into Sid from Toy Story
- When my hand's in ya mouth,
- are the only times you gon be able to talk...and to me
- You can't say nothing at me, you can talk to the hand like Oobie
- You talk shit from ya lips, I give you the hand signal for sign lanuage,
- as my middle finger lift as it flips
- Flipping you off like a switch, your spotlight goes off like an eclipse
- I should torture you, but rappers torturing you is probably why your physcotic,
- and physcological, but I'ma be nice, I bet you wish you were biotic
- Like Ponochio wanting to be a real boy, instead of being a mentally ill toy
- You're really like Ponochio, but you really don't have potential
- No lie, you won't see my nose grow, but you are a real boy
- I'm an 18 year old grown man, you're like what ? a 12 year old lil boy
- You not even old enough, nor should you be even allowed to battle folks
- I'm still in battle mode, with you in the battlezone
- I'm killin shit from left to right,
- I go in and you go out like we rowing a rolling paddleboat
- Youngin I'm goin at ya throat, strangling you as I grab and choke
- you, and then I'ma hang you by your neck
- Your brains is busted and mangled by your head
- I leave you all tangled, now your just all a mess
- You can't be fixed up
- No one can thread a needle in you and get you stitched up
- You just all cotton, you lay in cotton in a coffin,
- that's the only way you getting zipped up
- You thought I was forreal when I said I won't toture you and I'ma be nice ?
- No I was just kidding with ya kid...bitch please, syche
- See I'm really gangsta but I can be physco too, I just might go fool
- I'ma end your career so cruel
- It was fun being the main act of this battle rap, play, and puppet show
- I did this all on and for a purpose so
- I can put an end to your career, R.I.P. to PPas your curtains close
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You winnin this would be like puttin an insomniac to rest
- When you have a stroke of genius I have a cardiac arrest
- In our first battle you said that, “He finsta get schooled like groups of fish, lyrically”
- You wrote that and kept that? That’s the very worst simile I ever heard and ya flow made me drift to sleep
- I end this guy’s damn life span with my right hand last night ya mother pole danced on my mic stand
- Give it up already, it’s been damn near 4 years and we still only know you as Adonis’ hypeman
- I’m to catch a W over ya bum ass ya comfort food is beer meds and cocaine
- And now a blade gonna split ya shit leave ya muscle tissue hangin out weird flex but ok
- He talkin bout, “I’m really in these streets you don’t know what I been through,”
- But he quiet when I’m at his throat with a ginsu
- Think I ain’t gonna budge? The blade got a grudge
- Don’t think I ain’t gonna hold it against you
- The day you beat me they’ll host Wrestlemania in Lithuania
- As of lately I been on a killin mania due to schizophrenia in the cranium
- I came to fuck shit up they don’t call me mentally stable puppet
- Check em like he came with luggage bow down to the young OG ya grandpa’s favorite youngin
- Now I brought you to the brink of gettin washed like this a sink but fuck the hands for a second I’m talkin through the ink
- We carry two different kinds of lead but a writin pencil may be stronger than you think
- Alright now back to the mindless violence I’m shootin at ya face man
- Lookin like ya whole head, hair included, got a spray tan
- Show some fuckin respect or get ya dome split up like a check among a couple of friends
- The next thing comin is death but I ain’t done with you yet if you ain’t comin correct
- Knock the fake “street” out em get dropped early you a leaked album
- Move hands to get the money to spend and call it russian roulette
- Can you ever talk bout anything besides Lil Wayne? I think it’s impossible
- Lemme guess...YLG and the Y is for phenomenal
- You can lose to me just like the first battle only difference is we usin writtens
- Cause you know you can’t get on the mic with me so if you cross me we can turn this to ya crucifixion
- You portray a gangsta on the internet...how original! I come with a style that’s new and different
- To change how people like you view a lyric so I’m pressin ya buttons to reboot the system like computer fixin
- While everybody really hate the shit you say ya bars might as well be euphemisms
- And now you a victim you been puttin on this fake image on here for years and you ain’t gettin better
- You went to the Cranbrook private school with Papa Doc if he says he’s in Oklahoma he meant musical theater
- So put on ya song and dance but I ain’t gonna fall for that
- You like copyin a cliche style so I’m gonna style on you...copy that?
- Cause when I snap back I’m droppin rappers at the drop of a hat
- And on top of all that I got the GOAT pen like a pettin zoo
- I’m the better MC so check the technique but I’m simultaneously checkin you
- I been flames with the pen game but still spit scorchin flames when I be freestylin
- Catch me slaughterin the competition and filin noise complaints on the police sirens
- With every verse that I penned I earned my respect it’s cause of my legacy I trust they’ll remember me
- You wrote ya lyrics bout smoke and mirrors that’s why it lacks any substance or effort
- Please, who you think you talkin to? I mean really all you do is rap bout gettin money you never see
- When did it become money over respect? See that’s why this mothafucka is dead to me
- Ya ego is the only thing carryin ya name you married to the game for the double indemnity
- I could give a fuck who say you bout to win after this y’all ain’t gonna be sayin nothin but rest in peace
- And if you think you got any kind of chance you got ya head inside ya ass you part of the human centipede
- You always say the same shit you think with muscle memory you ain’t stand out you need somewhat of an identity
- With a pen as my weapon I end em in seconds
- This is feminine tendencies vs deadly intentions
- Try playin with the west like it’s Red Dead Redemption
- And we servin you quicker than a delicatessen
- If the pen got dangerous for me I’m writin down a lot of quotes
- If the pen got dangerous for you it’s cause you went and dropped the soap
- So since my pen dangerous like a vapin addiction you ain’t want that smoke
- This ya final warning I ain’t sendin no more signals give me static and get shut down like the comcast broke
- And the way I delivered it got better with time I guess it’s like wine got that cognac flow
- If I roll up anybody can get smoked like a spliff for thinkin y’all rap/wrap dope
- This right here is a bodybag so brutal this shit just got ya mother type ugly
- Ironic how I made toosense/two cents run and now I’m givin YLG a run for his money