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a written only, poem i recommend a metaphorical poem, be poetic max of 64 lines
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The poor is needy / the rich is greedy /
- tho, no one wes attendant at their death bed /
- It is really true they say, that you are worth more when you’re dead /
- Their deaths provided for the more and less fortunate with bread /
- Today their faces are stamped and printed on paper through a machine /
- I’ve received treats from snack machines, in return for something worth a dead president-
- one thing /
- The first dead President...George Washington, that is officially legit of a printed copy colored green /
- Dead or alive, their lives are just as valuable since their occurence /
- Unless it’s a tragic emergency, their is no need to call for police, doctors, nurses, and an ambulance
- Their deaths didn't need life insurance, but their deaths are our life insurance /
- Washington wasn't equally as valuable as a male deer, but he is only worth 1 buck /
- with his amount, thing that cost more I couldn't get, because it wasn't enough /
- with multiple thousand Washington's or 1 Ben Franklin, can pay your phone bill /
- There are dead presidents be-headed , flattened to round metals dipped in bronze, gold, and silver /
- A single bronze Lincoln probably couldn't even buy you a 7-Eleven jolly rancher /
- 9 green Washington's, 2 silver Jefferson's, and 99 Lincolns could buy you a baby's pamper /
- I drop be-headed presidents in the slots of a piggy's back, jars, and even cans /
- If dead Presidents had circulations, I would of cut them with tight wrapped rubber bands /
- put saved dead Presidents in a wallet or stash, till i've reached advance /
- I would have to educationally guess, because all my dead Presidents would be a heck of a count /
- so I to invest in them in this place called a “ bank '' , in my personal account /
- it's probably as large as a mountain, and that is a much large amount /
- There isn't 45 dead Presidents, but there are many /
- Did you know afrer Abraham Lincoln was beheaded, his dead nickname was Penny ? /
- He was the 16th President when he was alive /
- but his coin mugshot is worth 1 cent, and his bill mugshot is worth five /
- Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Washington's beheaded names-
- were Nickel, Dime, and Quarter,
- and John F. Kennedy is worth 50 cent, and his face is on the half dollar /
- I call dead Presidents bills, when hidden in a stash /
- in suitcases and bags, I call dead Presidents cash /
- Stacked and wrapped in seperate bands, are called racks /
- Convert dead Presidents to digits on paper, and it is called checks /
- Beheaded Presidents in containers is called change /
- A single Washington is called a buck, his beheaded front side means your lucky /
- In exchange for things we call them tokens or coins, isn't this funny /
- Whether it's beheaded Presidents mounted into metals,
- stamped, and printed on paper,
- or even converted to digits,
- I most commonly prefer to call it beheaded or dead Presidents,
- you may know it as money /
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Roses are red
- Violets are blue
- Fuck poems
- And fuck you too