Attack of the Robot Pt. 1 [SKIT]
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
SEASON 0, EPISODE 9A
StalinsSoldier has finally finished his vengeful creation, and it is sent straight to the iconic house. Can the gang get rid of it quickly? Would it be that easy?..
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// Lightning flashes, an old industrial building in sight.
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// Lightning flashes can be seen from a dark room in the building, the only clear sight being a window when the lightning strikes.
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// The only lit room is shown with the reveal of a sleeping man who looks like Jeffy.. but more mechanical in nature, and cold to the touch.
StalinsSoldier: I DID IT! I finally created the thing that will destroy that dumb kid! And thanks to the vast knowledge passed down from my father, this only took a week.
// Fratricide comes into the room.
Fratricide: So, you finally finished it, huh?
StalinsSoldier: Yes, Frat, I did. Built with state-of-the-art tech, this has ALL the capabilities to annihilate Jeffy!
Fratricide: I was meanin’ to ask. Where this side of you come from? I didn’t know you could do.. this.
StalinsSoldier: My father was a skilled technician, let’s say that. I learned a thing or two.
Fratricide: So when shall you release da robot?
StalinsSoldier: Right.. NOW! Hahahaha!
// StalinsSoldier presses the remote control to awake Robot Jeffy. The faker opens his eyes.
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
Fratricide: So he just gonna go to the house?
StalinsSoldier: Correct. He has the coordinates stored in his circuits, and he’ll know what Jeffy looks like. He’ll kill anyone else who gets in his way.
Fratricide: Well, I’m sure whatever fate he’s got cooked up for em, will be beautiful sir.
StalinsSoldier: Oh, it will. He shall make the trek now!
// Robot Jeffy then begins to walk out of the room.
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy. Kill Jeffy.
// Meanwhile in the SML house, Jeffy, Mario and Rosalina are in the game room, on the red couch as usual, discussing Jeffy’s upcoming birthday.
Mario: No, that’s dumb.
Rosalina: Why? It’d be the perfect birthday!
Mario: We’re not going to have a birthday party on the Moon. That’s so dumb!
Rosalina: But Mario, I can call my parents and they’ll help us with it, ya know?
Jeffy: I have a better idea. How about we get 14 chocolate cakes?
Mario: Jeffy, we are NOT making that many cakes.
Jeffy: Why?
Mario: Because.. no, we’re just not. You’re only getting one.
Jeffy: But I can get fourteen times the lucky wishes! Put a candle on each of em!
Mario: No more wishes either!
Jeffy: Aww..
// There is a knock on the door.
Rosalina: Huh? ..Do you hear that?
Mario: Someone’s at the door. I’ll get it.
Rosalina: Alrighty..
// However, downstairs, Bowser assumes that Chef Pee Pee has come back from his vacation (which kickstarted due to finding Jeffy’s million dollars on the floor).
Bowser: That BETTER be Chef Pee Pee. I’m tired of having Woody cook my meals; I hope his vacation’s done already!
// Bowser opens the door.
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
Bowser: Ugh.. you’re not Chef Pee Pee. Aren’t you that helmet kid?
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
Bowser: Why did you knock on the door? You live here.
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
Bowser: ..what?
Robot Jeffy: If you do not move out of the way now, you will be blasted.
Bowser: Ayo, is that a THREAT?
Robot Jeffy: It is a command, sir.
Bowser: You think you can beat ME? I was the toughest back then! Prepare to-
// Bowser is then smacked by Robot Jeffy’s metallic hand.
Bowser: Ow, what the- Was that METAL I felt?!
Robot Jeffy: I will not tell you again. Move out of the way.
// Bowser then attempts to breathe fire on him, but the flames do nothing on Robot Jeffy’s body.
// Mario has went downstairs and heard this commotion.
Mario: What the hell is going on?
Bowser: Mario.. this may actually be a robot.
// Robot Jeffy then shoots rays out of his eyes, narrowly missing Bowser and Mario.
Mario: Oh SHIT!
Bowser: RUN!
// Mario and Bowser then run upstairs for the game room.
Robot Jeffy: Thank you for complying. Ha ha, ha ha. Every room in this vicinity shall now be searched for my target.
// Mario and Bowser unite with Rosalina and Jeffy.
Bowser: There’s a robot murderer in our house!
Jeffy: Who?
Mario: Jeffy.. A robot that looks just LIKE you is searching for you!
Bowser: He was sayin’ “kill Jeffy” this and “kill Jeffy” that. Man sounded like a broken record.
Jeffy: Oh HELL no! I’m gonna beat a shithead up!
Mario: Jeffy, don’t! This robot can shoot death lasers, and Bowser’s fire breath couldn’t even stop him!
Jeffy: Well what the hell do we do then?
Rosalina: I might have a way to damage it.
Mario: What would that be?
Rosalina: It’s this old wand I’ve had since I was little. I’ve had it near me ever since.
Mario: And what if it fails?
Rosalina: Then we’ll have to direct him out of the house, and to the lake somehow.
Mario: It’ll be worth a shot. I hope either of those options work!
// Rosalina goes to their bedroom, reaches under her pillow and grabs the wand.
Rosalina: (My parents made this so I could protect myself.. Now I’m protecting others.)
// Rosalina starts going downstairs. Meanwhile, Robot Jeffy is at the kitchen.
Robot Jeffy: No tangible sign of Jeffy here. Moving on to the next room.
Bowser Junior: Hey, Jeffy! How you doing?
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
Junior: ..What?
Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
Junior: Are you asking me to kill you? That’s dumb.
Robot Jeffy: Sir, if you do not move out of the way, you will be blasted.
Junior: But.. I’m not in your way. I don’t know what you’re talking about-
Rosalina: Hey! Leave that boy alone!
// Robot Jeffy turns to see Rosalina.
Rosalina: Take THIS!
// Rosalina zaps Robot Jeffy with the wand.
// Robot Jeffy’s circuits get electrocuted due to the magic, causing Robot Jeffy to commit emergency deactivation.
Robot Jeffy: Shutting down.
// Robot Jeffy just stands there, motionless.
Rosalina: Huh. That was too easy.
// The other three arrive.
Bowser: Holy shit! One zap and it’s dead!
Junior: Dad, what’s going on?
Bowser: Someone clearly sent a robot to try and kill us.
Mario: We need to have someone throw it to the lake so it won’t reactivate. I’ll get someone to do it.
// TO BE CONTINUED…
