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Attack of the Robot Pt. 1 [SKIT]

  1. Hehehehehehehehehe..
  2.  
  3. //Lightning flashes, an old industrial building in sight.
  4.  
  5. Muahehehehahahehe…
  6.  
  7. //Lightning flashes can be seen from a dark room in the building, the only clear sight being a window when the lightning strikes.
  8.  
  9. HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
  10.  
  11. //The only lit room is shown with the reveal of a sleeping man who looks like Jeffy.. but more mechanical in nature, and cold to the touch.
  12.  
  13. StalinsSoldier: I DID IT! I finally created the thing that will destroy that dumb kid! And thanks to the vast knowledge passed down from my father, this only took a week.
  14.  
  15. //Fratricide comes into the room.
  16.  
  17. Fratricide: So, you finally finished it, huh?
  18. StalinsSoldier: Yes, Frat, I did. Built with state of the art tech, this has ALL the capabilities to annihilate Jeffy!
  19. Fratricide: I was meanin’ to ask. Where this side of you come from? I didn’t know you could do.. this.
  20. StalinsSoldier: My father was a skilled technician, let’s say that. I learned a thing or two.
  21. Fratricide: So when shall you release da robot?
  22.  
  23. StalinsSoldier: Right.. NOW! Hahahaha!
  24.  
  25. //StalinsSoldier presses the remote control to awake Robot Jeffy. The faker opens his eyes.
  26.  
  27. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
  28.  
  29. Fratricide: So he just gonna go to the house?
  30. StalinsSoldier: Correct. He has the coordinates stored in his circuits, and he’ll know what Jeffy looks like. He’ll kill anyone else who gets in his way.
  31. Fratricide: Well, I’m sure whatever fate he’s got cooked up for em, will be beautiful sir.
  32. StalinsSoldier: Oh, it will. He shall make the trek now!
  33.  
  34. //Robot Jeffy then begins to walk out of the room.
  35.  
  36. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy. Kill Jeffy.
  37.  
  38. //Meanwhile in the SML house, Jeffy, Mario and Rosalina are in the game room, on the red couch as usual, discussing Jeffy’s upcoming birthday.
  39.  
  40. Mario: No, that’s dumb.
  41. Rosalina: Why? It’d be the perfect birthday!
  42. Mario: We’re not going to have a birthday party on the Moon. That’s so dumb!
  43. Rosalina: But Mario, I can call my parents and they’ll help us with it, ya know?
  44.  
  45. Jeffy: I have a better idea. How about we get 14 chocolate cakes?
  46. Mario: Jeffy, we are NOT making that many cakes.
  47. Jeffy: Why?
  48. Mario: Because.. no, we’re just not. You’re only getting one.
  49. Jeffy: But I can get fourteen times the lucky wishes! Put a candle on each of em!
  50. Mario: No more wishes either!
  51. Jeffy: Aww..
  52.  
  53. //There is a knock on the door.
  54.  
  55. Rosalina: Huh? ..Do you hear that?
  56. Mario: Someone’s at the door. I’ll get it.
  57. Rosalina: Alrighty..
  58.  
  59. //However, downstairs, Bowser assumes that Chef Pee Pee has come back from his vacation (which kickstarted due to finding Jeffy’s million dollars on the floor).
  60.  
  61. Bowser: That BETTER be Chef Pee Pee. I’m tired of having Woody cook my meals; I hope his vacation’s done already!
  62.  
  63. //Bowser opens the door.
  64.  
  65. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
  66. Bowser: Ugh.. you’re not Chef Pee Pee. Aren’t you that helmet kid?
  67. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
  68. Bowser: Why did you knock on the door? You live here.
  69. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
  70. Bowser: ..what?
  71. Robot Jeffy: If you do not move out of the way now, you will be blasted.
  72.  
  73. Bowser: Ayo, is that a THREAT?
  74. Robot Jeffy: It is a command, sir.
  75. Bowser: You think you can beat ME? I was the toughest back then! Prepare to
  76.  
  77. //Bowser is then smacked by Robot Jeffy’s metallic hand.
  78.  
  79. Bowser: Ow, what the Was that METAL I felt?!
  80. Robot Jeffy: I will not tell you again. Move out of the way.
  81.  
  82. //Bowser then attempts to breathe fire on him, but the flames do nothing on Robot Jeffy’s body.
  83.  
  84. //Mario has went downstairs and heard this commotion.
  85.  
  86. Mario: What the hell is going on?
  87. Bowser: Mario.. this may actually be a robot.
  88.  
  89. //Robot Jeffy then shoots rays out of his eyes, narrowly missing Bowser and Mario.
  90.  
  91. Mario: Oh SHIT!
  92. Bowser: RUN!
  93.  
  94. //Mario and Bowser then run upstairs for the game room.
  95.  
  96. Robot Jeffy: Thank you for complying. Ha ha, ha ha. Every room in this vicinity shall now be searched for my target.
  97.  
  98. //Mario and Bowser unite with Rosalina and Jeffy.
  99.  
  100. Bowser: There’s a robot murderer in our house!
  101. Jeffy: Who?
  102. Mario: Jeffy.. A robot that looks just LIKE you is searching for you!
  103. Bowser: He was sayin’ “kill Jeffy” this and “kill Jeffy” that. Man sounded like a broken record.
  104.  
  105. Jeffy: Oh HELL no! I’m gonna beat a shithead up!
  106. Mario: Jeffy, don’t! This robot can shoot death lasers, and Bowser’s fire breath couldn’t even stop him!
  107. Jeffy: Well what the hell do we do then?
  108. Rosalina: I might have a way to damage it.
  109. Mario: What would that be?
  110. Rosalina: It’s this old wand I’ve had since I was little. I’ve had it near me ever since.
  111. Mario: And what if it fails?
  112. Rosalina: Then we’ll have to direct him out of the house, and to the lake somehow.
  113. Mario: It’ll be worth a shot. I hope either of those options work!
  114.  
  115. //Rosalina goes to their bedroom, reaches under her pillow and grabs the wand.
  116.  
  117. Rosalina: (My parents made this so I could protect myself.. Now I’m protecting others.)
  118.  
  119. //Rosalina starts going downstairs. Meanwhile, Robot Jeffy is at the kitchen.
  120.  
  121. Robot Jeffy: No tangible sign of Jeffy here. Moving on to the next room.
  122. Bowser Junior: Hey, Jeffy! How you doing?
  123. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
  124. Junior: ..What?
  125. Robot Jeffy: Kill Jeffy.
  126. Junior: Are you asking me to kill you? That’s dumb.
  127. Robot Jeffy: Sir, if you do not move out of the way, you will be blasted.
  128. Junior: But.. I’m not in your way. I don’t know what you’re talking about
  129.  
  130. Rosalina: Hey! Leave that boy alone!
  131.  
  132. //Robot Jeffy turns to see Rosalina.
  133.  
  134. Rosalina: Take THIS!
  135.  
  136. //Rosalina zaps Robot Jeffy with the wand.
  137.  
  138. //Robot Jeffy’s circuits get electrocuted due to the magic, causing Robot Jeffy to commit emergency deactivation.
  139.  
  140. Robot Jeffy: Shutting down.
  141.  
  142. //Robot Jeffy just stands there, motionless.
  143.  
  144. Rosalina: Huh. That was too easy.
  145.  
  146. //The other three arrive.
  147.  
  148. Bowser: Holy shit! One zap and it’s dead!
  149. Junior: Dad, what’s going on?
  150. Bowser: Someone clearly sent a robot to try and kill us.
  151.  
  152. Mario: We need to have someone throw it to the lake so it won’t reactivate. I’ll get someone to do it.
  153.  
  154. //TO BE CONTINUED…

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