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  1. //Somewhere at the Disney World suites, Mickey has commanded his guys to do something about Mark and...
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  3. //Donald Duck then does a butt kick to knock Mark out.
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  5. Mickey: Why did you just use your butt to knock him out??
  6. Donald: My buttocksus is Jesus!
  7. Mickey: What..
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  9. Goofy: MICKEY, TAKE THIS!
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  11. //Goofy throws an entire anchor through the front door for some reason with Mickey and Donald dodging at the nick of time, with it narrowly missing Mark's unconscious body.
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  13. Mickey: GOOFY, WHAT THE HELL??
  14. Goofy: I knew you need it!
  15. Mickey: Where the fuck did you get that whole ass anchor??
  16. Goofy: I saved it for emergencies, uhk yuh.
  17. Donald: Goofy, we didn't need your whole assff, I already used mines.
  18. Goofy: Your ass really smells like poop.
  19. Donald: No it doesfn't. I wiped'a.
  20. Goofy: Well something in here REALLY smells like poop.
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  22. Mickey: Let's just get the kid...
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  24. //They didn't have to go too far in the suite, as Drawing Jeffy sees them and approaches them.
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  26. Drawing Jeffy: Pff hht! Am JEFFIS!
  27. Goofy: Hi Jeffis.
  28. Donald: Jeffisfffsfsfsfsfsf.
  29. Drawing Jeffy: Ya that mah full name, Jeffisfsfsfsfsfsffsf..
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  31. Mickey: Okay okay, Donald, stop making noises at him. And you.. Damn, I forgot how fucking ugly you look!
  32. Goofy: Well that ain't nice..
  33. Drawing Jeffy: Ugly? Iz dat a type a mayonnaise?
  34. Mickey: You could say that..
  35. Donald: Mayonnaissffe.
  36. Mickey: Donald, stop that!
  37. Donald: What? It'ssf fun to pronouncse!
  38. Mickey: You don't need to show off your godawful lisp. We get it.
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  40. Drawing Jeffy: List? List of uhhh mayonnaise??
  41. Mickey: Uh..
  42. Drawing Jeffy: I gots a mayonnaise cap on mah head!
  43. Mickey: Okay, before this goes nowhere.. Drawing Jeffy. That's your name, right?
  44. Drawing Jeffy: Noooo, it Jeffisfffsfsfsfsfsf..
  45. Mickey: Alright I get that! But uh, we're here to pick you up and take you back to your real family.
  46. Drawing Jeffy: My.. real familee?
  47. Mickey: Yeah! With the guy who.. I think created you? What was his name? Jeff?
  48. Goofy: I think his name was also Jeffy, but yeah.
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  50. Drawing Jeffy: JEFF EEE! AH NEED TO SEE HIM!
  51. Mickey: That's the spirit! Now, it's gonna be a long car ride to Pensacola. Hope you don't mind.
  52. Goofy: We could just fly there..
  53. Mickey: Goofy, it's in the same state. We can't just waste time on the airport.
  54. Goofy: Well don't go blamin' me when I get carsick!
  55. Donald: I'm allerg HIC to carsssf!
  56. Mickey: How??
  57. Donald: I'm racist.
  58. Mickey: Jesus Christ.. Well if you wanna hang back so much, guys, I guess I'll drive him alone!
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  60. Goofy: Nah, take me with you! Donald annoying, I don't like him when you ain't here.
  61. Donald: Fuck you!
  62. Drawing Jeffy: HA HA! Fuck! HA HA!
  63. Mickey: So Donald, you gonna hang back?
  64. Donald: Might as zz well.
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  66. //Mickey, Goofy, and Drawing Jeffy get out of Disney World and go in Mickey's car from his reserved spot in the parking lot. They drive off.
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  68. Goofy: So Mickey.. do you think we should've called da CEOs n' stuff before we do this?
  69. Mickey: I already told you they wouldn't care. Minnie and Donald can look after everything just fine.
  70. Drawing Jeffy: UHHH! Donald Drumpfs! Epstain PUSSY!
  71. Goofy: Mickey, I think I'm already regretting takin' the car ride.
  72. Mickey: Then just don't talk. Ignore him.
  73. Goofy: You sure we couldn't have just taken da bus?
  74. Mickey: No..
  75. Goofy: Then Then, I could at least talk to people I think I would like. He smells like poop.
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  77. Mickey: Really now?
  78. Goofy: In his pants. I smell it. It really smells like poop, I tell you.
  79. Mickey: Why are you always going out of your way to smell poop?
  80. Goofy: Because I can't help it. My sense of smell.
  81. Mickey: Then roll your window down!
  82. Goofy: Alright, geez, uhk yuh..
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  84. //Goofy rolls the window down.
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  86. Mickey: We haven't even drove 50 miles and you wanna make a show of everything.
  87. Drawing Jeffy: A show?! I wanna watch Spunchbop!
  88. Mickey: (At least Donald isn't here.. But things would be so much easier if Minnie came..)
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  90. //But then, halfway to Pensacola, they run into a snag..
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  92. //Someone bumps into them a bit hard when they're at a stop sign.
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  94. Mickey: Oh JESUS CHRIST!
  95. Goofy: Whoa, that was hard!
  96. Drawing Jeffy: BIG PENIS.
  97. Goofy: It as hard as a solid shit, that how hard it is..
  98. Mickey: Just shut up, okay, I'm gonna go see who's the douchebag that rear ended us..
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  100. //Mickey puts it on park, gets out of the car, and sees a familiar, unexpected face.. Braxton.
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  102. Braxton: Holy shit! Sorry man, I ain't drive much these days!
  103. Mickey: You look.. No wait, I don't think I know you. Must just be the voice.
  104. Braxton: You're.. MICKEY MOUSE?!
  105. Mickey: Yeah man.
  106. Braxton: I'm so so SO sorry Mickey Mouse! I didn't mean to bump your car! Please don't do a class action lawsuit or some shit! I didn't mean it!
  107. Mickey: Hmm..
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  109. //Mickey looks at the dents on his bumper.
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  111. Mickey: Well that's good at least. You're lucky there aren't any huge dents or cracks on it. It'd be cheap for me to fix.
  112. Braxton: Phew.. Oh, and what are you doin' out here?
  113. Mickey: (Should I tell this guy in particular?)
  114. Braxton: Wait, you goin' to Pensacola, right??
  115. Mickey: Yes.. How did you know?
  116. Braxton: I swear I kept seeing your car, you were goin' in the same direction I was. Then I sped up a bit, hit you by accident, and yeah.
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  118. Mickey: Oh! So are you perhaps one of our active customers? The Junior kid?
  119. Braxton: Yeah, that's my son! What a holy coincidence!! You see, I actually died.
  120. Mickey: Oh okay, wait what??
  121. Braxton: Yeah, that pencil nose retard killed me! But it don't matter, I have strange memories of being killed before. Not fun being killed though. That shit hurt.
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  123. Braxton: I went up the fire exit of Hell right? Yeah I was in Hell for some reason, I didn't do nothing, I swear! But it was like, far from my house, which was bullshit times twenty! That's why I drive all the way there.
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  125. Mickey: (Pencil nose kid? Killing that guy? I know it's not Drawing Jeffy, but still, something weird may be going on. Weirder than anticipated...)
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  127. Mickey: Sorry you died man. That must've sucked.
  128. Braxton: Right?!
  129. Mickey: Hey, you seem pretty cool. We could keep going and you could meet us back there. I believe you do live there after all.
  130. Braxton: Oh yeah I do. Watchin' Charleyyy and shit.
  131. Mickey: (Ugh, I hate that guy.. I hate Laugh Box TV. They rip us off!)
  132. Mickey: Well alright then, I'll get back in my car. Don't wanna hold up the road any longer ey?
  133. Braxton: Yeah, let's go.
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  135. //Braxton and Mickey both go back in their cars. They start driving again.
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  137. Goofy: Yo, who was that?
  138. Mickey: Apparently a guy who actually lives in that Pensacola residence!
  139. Goofy: Oh shit really??
  140. Mickey: Yeah.
  141. Goofy: Why he bump into us? Uhk yuh?
  142. Mickey: He was speeding a bit, and apparently he doesn't drive much.
  143. Goofy: Is he asian?
  144. Mickey: No??
  145. Drawing Jeffy: AHM A CRAZY RICH ASIAN!
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  147. Mickey: No, he's not fucking asian, and let's just drive. Anyone can be bad drivers.
  148. Goofy: Yeah.. but according to da statisti
  149. Drawing Jeffy: AUTISTIC GUACAMOLE!
  150. Goofy: Hey, I was tryin' to talk!
  151. Drawing Jeffy: UH!
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  153. Goofy: Anyway, is that guy gonna meet with us?
  154. Mickey: Well obviously. Would be courteous of us to reunite them with him.
  155. Goofy: I don't wanna go to court ever again. They make me pay childs support.
  156. Mickey: Yeah well, you probably deserve it.
  157. Goofy: No I don't! I'm a good daddy!
  158. Drawing Jeffy: DADDY IS TOOF FAIRY!
  159. Goofy: Yeah, what he said!
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  161. Mickey: (I'm gonna be so glad when this is over with...)
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  163. //TO BE CONTINUED!!11
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