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SLOWMOTO [Ep. 11] - Hot Diggedy Doh
- //Somewhere at the Disney World suites, Mickey has commanded his guys to do something about Mark and...
- //Donald Duck then does a butt kick to knock Mark out.
- Mickey: Why did you just use your butt to knock him out??
- Donald: My buttocksus is Jesus!
- Mickey: What..
- Goofy: MICKEY, TAKE THIS!
- //Goofy throws an entire anchor through the front door for some reason with Mickey and Donald dodging at the nick of time, with it narrowly missing Mark's unconscious body.
- Mickey: GOOFY, WHAT THE HELL??
- Goofy: I knew you need it!
- Mickey: Where the fuck did you get that whole ass anchor??
- Goofy: I saved it for emergencies, uhk yuh.
- Donald: Goofy, we didn't need your whole assff, I already used mines.
- Goofy: Your ass really smells like poop.
- Donald: No it doesfn't. I wiped'a.
- Goofy: Well something in here REALLY smells like poop.
- Mickey: Let's just get the kid...
- //They didn't have to go too far in the suite, as Drawing Jeffy sees them and approaches them.
- Drawing Jeffy: Pff hht! Am JEFFIS!
- Goofy: Hi Jeffis.
- Donald: Jeffisfffsfsfsfsfsf.
- Drawing Jeffy: Ya that mah full name, Jeffisfsfsfsfsfsffsf..
- Mickey: Okay okay, Donald, stop making noises at him. And you.. Damn, I forgot how fucking ugly you look!
- Goofy: Well that ain't nice..
- Drawing Jeffy: Ugly? Iz dat a type a mayonnaise?
- Mickey: You could say that..
- Donald: Mayonnaissffe.
- Mickey: Donald, stop that!
- Donald: What? It'ssf fun to pronouncse!
- Mickey: You don't need to show off your godawful lisp. We get it.
- Drawing Jeffy: List? List of uhhh mayonnaise??
- Mickey: Uh..
- Drawing Jeffy: I gots a mayonnaise cap on mah head!
- Mickey: Okay, before this goes nowhere.. Drawing Jeffy. That's your name, right?
- Drawing Jeffy: Noooo, it Jeffisfffsfsfsfsfsf..
- Mickey: Alright I get that! But uh, we're here to pick you up and take you back to your real family.
- Drawing Jeffy: My.. real familee?
- Mickey: Yeah! With the guy who.. I think created you? What was his name? Jeff?
- Goofy: I think his name was also Jeffy, but yeah.
- Drawing Jeffy: JEFF EEE! AH NEED TO SEE HIM!
- Mickey: That's the spirit! Now, it's gonna be a long car ride to Pensacola. Hope you don't mind.
- Goofy: We could just fly there..
- Mickey: Goofy, it's in the same state. We can't just waste time on the airport.
- Goofy: Well don't go blamin' me when I get carsick!
- Donald: I'm allerg HIC to carsssf!
- Mickey: How??
- Donald: I'm racist.
- Mickey: Jesus Christ.. Well if you wanna hang back so much, guys, I guess I'll drive him alone!
- Goofy: Nah, take me with you! Donald annoying, I don't like him when you ain't here.
- Donald: Fuck you!
- Drawing Jeffy: HA HA! Fuck! HA HA!
- Mickey: So Donald, you gonna hang back?
- Donald: Might as zz well.
- //Mickey, Goofy, and Drawing Jeffy get out of Disney World and go in Mickey's car from his reserved spot in the parking lot. They drive off.
- Goofy: So Mickey.. do you think we should've called da CEOs n' stuff before we do this?
- Mickey: I already told you they wouldn't care. Minnie and Donald can look after everything just fine.
- Drawing Jeffy: UHHH! Donald Drumpfs! Epstain PUSSY!
- Goofy: Mickey, I think I'm already regretting takin' the car ride.
- Mickey: Then just don't talk. Ignore him.
- Goofy: You sure we couldn't have just taken da bus?
- Mickey: No..
- Goofy: Then Then, I could at least talk to people I think I would like. He smells like poop.
- Mickey: Really now?
- Goofy: In his pants. I smell it. It really smells like poop, I tell you.
- Mickey: Why are you always going out of your way to smell poop?
- Goofy: Because I can't help it. My sense of smell.
- Mickey: Then roll your window down!
- Goofy: Alright, geez, uhk yuh..
- //Goofy rolls the window down.
- Mickey: We haven't even drove 50 miles and you wanna make a show of everything.
- Drawing Jeffy: A show?! I wanna watch Spunchbop!
- Mickey: (At least Donald isn't here.. But things would be so much easier if Minnie came..)
- //But then, halfway to Pensacola, they run into a snag..
- //Someone bumps into them a bit hard when they're at a stop sign.
- Mickey: Oh JESUS CHRIST!
- Goofy: Whoa, that was hard!
- Drawing Jeffy: BIG PENIS.
- Goofy: It as hard as a solid shit, that how hard it is..
- Mickey: Just shut up, okay, I'm gonna go see who's the douchebag that rear ended us..
- //Mickey puts it on park, gets out of the car, and sees a familiar, unexpected face.. Braxton.
- Braxton: Holy shit! Sorry man, I ain't drive much these days!
- Mickey: You look.. No wait, I don't think I know you. Must just be the voice.
- Braxton: You're.. MICKEY MOUSE?!
- Mickey: Yeah man.
- Braxton: I'm so so SO sorry Mickey Mouse! I didn't mean to bump your car! Please don't do a class action lawsuit or some shit! I didn't mean it!
- Mickey: Hmm..
- //Mickey looks at the dents on his bumper.
- Mickey: Well that's good at least. You're lucky there aren't any huge dents or cracks on it. It'd be cheap for me to fix.
- Braxton: Phew.. Oh, and what are you doin' out here?
- Mickey: (Should I tell this guy in particular?)
- Braxton: Wait, you goin' to Pensacola, right??
- Mickey: Yes.. How did you know?
- Braxton: I swear I kept seeing your car, you were goin' in the same direction I was. Then I sped up a bit, hit you by accident, and yeah.
- Mickey: Oh! So are you perhaps one of our active customers? The Junior kid?
- Braxton: Yeah, that's my son! What a holy coincidence!! You see, I actually died.
- Mickey: Oh okay, wait what??
- Braxton: Yeah, that pencil nose retard killed me! But it don't matter, I have strange memories of being killed before. Not fun being killed though. That shit hurt.
- Braxton: I went up the fire exit of Hell right? Yeah I was in Hell for some reason, I didn't do nothing, I swear! But it was like, far from my house, which was bullshit times twenty! That's why I drive all the way there.
- Mickey: (Pencil nose kid? Killing that guy? I know it's not Drawing Jeffy, but still, something weird may be going on. Weirder than anticipated...)
- Mickey: Sorry you died man. That must've sucked.
- Braxton: Right?!
- Mickey: Hey, you seem pretty cool. We could keep going and you could meet us back there. I believe you do live there after all.
- Braxton: Oh yeah I do. Watchin' Charleyyy and shit.
- Mickey: (Ugh, I hate that guy.. I hate Laugh Box TV. They rip us off!)
- Mickey: Well alright then, I'll get back in my car. Don't wanna hold up the road any longer ey?
- Braxton: Yeah, let's go.
- //Braxton and Mickey both go back in their cars. They start driving again.
- Goofy: Yo, who was that?
- Mickey: Apparently a guy who actually lives in that Pensacola residence!
- Goofy: Oh shit really??
- Mickey: Yeah.
- Goofy: Why he bump into us? Uhk yuh?
- Mickey: He was speeding a bit, and apparently he doesn't drive much.
- Goofy: Is he asian?
- Mickey: No??
- Drawing Jeffy: AHM A CRAZY RICH ASIAN!
- Mickey: No, he's not fucking asian, and let's just drive. Anyone can be bad drivers.
- Goofy: Yeah.. but according to da statisti
- Drawing Jeffy: AUTISTIC GUACAMOLE!
- Goofy: Hey, I was tryin' to talk!
- Drawing Jeffy: UH!
- Goofy: Anyway, is that guy gonna meet with us?
- Mickey: Well obviously. Would be courteous of us to reunite them with him.
- Goofy: I don't wanna go to court ever again. They make me pay childs support.
- Mickey: Yeah well, you probably deserve it.
- Goofy: No I don't! I'm a good daddy!
- Drawing Jeffy: DADDY IS TOOF FAIRY!
- Goofy: Yeah, what he said!
- Mickey: (I'm gonna be so glad when this is over with...)
- //TO BE CONTINUED!!11
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