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MIYAMOTION [Part 12] - Feasible Sorrow
- //Jeffy has just revealed that Feebee is the next target for the soul mission.
- Marvin: ..Feebee? Why does that sound familiar?
- Jeffy: She was my sister, daddy.
- Marvin: Oh yeah. Didn’t you tell me she got hit by a car and died?
- Jeffy: Nope. That was just another dream I had. She died of cancer.
- Marvin: ..what?
- Jeffy: Yeah. I managed to find her obituary. Turns out real mommy thought she was sick, then when Feebee died of the cancer one day, she buried her somewhere and didn’t tell me.
- Marvin: How come you didn’t tell us?
- Jeffy: I actually found this out before I met you. Real mommy beat me up really hard so I was too scared to tell anyone, and it was a repressed memory for years. Then I kept having dreams of her still being alive sometimes.
- Luigi: Wait, so.. how are you supposed to rest Feebee’s soul, her being dead?
- Jeffy: That’s the thing. I once created an alter ego of her for a song.
- Marvin: ..Huh? What??
- Jeffy: Yeah. Who do you think was the other voice in “I Don’t Know Where You Went”?
- Joseph: Uh..
- Junior: So, does anyone else think that’s a bit messed up?
- Cody: I mean.. it was in her memory. It’s not that messed up..
- Black Yoshi: Y’know, it just dawned on me how something else Jeffy be, folk.
- Luigi: I mean, it’s really not much crazier than anything else we witnessed.
- Black Yoshi: Man, he can bring back the dead!
- Luigi: I don’t think that’s how it works, Black Yoshi.
- Marvin: So where is Feebee supposed to be at?
- Jeffy: Through the secret door.
- Marvin: What? Why would she be in there?
- Jeffy: That’s where I store my unused alter egos and props.
- Marvin: How long has she been in there?
- Jeffy: Uh.. it’s been like at least a couple months since that song. She doesn’t need food or water though. Only I do, and all my egos still live just fine.
- Junior: Okay, see what I mean? This is super weird!
- Cody: Well, it’s not like we have to follow him there, at least.
- Junior: Yeah, that’s a good idea. I kinda wanna waltz around in the void now.
- Luigi: No! No. It’s too dangerous.
- Junior: Why?
- Luigi: The void is clearly an unpredictable place. You do not wanna go there.
- Luigi: Marvin, Rose, you stay behind and make sure those youngsters don’t do something stupid. Me and Black Yoshi will tag along with Jeffy through whatever the secret door is.
- Rose: Yeah, we can do that.
- Marvin: Yeah.
- Junior: Ugh, lame.. Isn’t that right, Cody?
- Cody: Y yeah. I guess.
- Jeffy: Alrighty. Follow me.
- //Luigi and Black Yoshi follow Jeffy to the secret door, which holds a few miscellaneous alter egos not yet seen in this story, plus Feebee. They are Jeffy App Salesman, Handsome Jeffy, and Old Jeffy.
- JAS: Greetings sir, I am Jeffy A. Salesman. We’ve been trying to reach to you about your car’s extended warranty.
- Handsome Jeffy: I don’t have a car.
- JAS: Sure, here is some information about the 2022 Chevrolet Silverado. The 2022 Chevrolet Silverado is a
- Old Jeffy: Hey hey hey hey! Shut up, damn whippersnapper! I can barely hear myself think!
- JAS: Sorry, I could not process your request. Please try again later.
- Black Yoshi: Did we jus walk into a madhouse???
- Jeffy: Maybe.
- Luigi: More importantly, where’s Feebee?
- Jeffy: Usually in the back. You can just ignore those other three. Here, follow me.
- Luigi: Ok…
- //Luigi and Black Yoshi awkwardly follow Jeffy to where Feebee is in the back.
- Jeffy: Ah, there she is. Right where I left her.
- //Unsettlement follows as the two of them stare at Feebee, stood up, with a monotone and otherwise lifeless face and body.
- Luigi: ..Okay?
- Black Yoshi: It’s like she a statue or some shit..
- Jeffy: That’s the point. She wasn’t made to be alive.
- Luigi: ..a stillborn??
- Jeffy: No, I just puppeted her for that one part of the song. Made it seem like two people were talking.
- Luigi: Oh, huh.. that’s great, I guess.
- //Luigi and Black Yoshi look at each other, puzzled as Jeffy grabs Feebee’s hand, and her body disappears as the soul returns to him.
- Jeffy: Welp, that’s done! Time for the rest of you to go.
- Old Jeffy: ..whuh??
- Handsome Jeffy: Wait, what do you mean??
- Jeffy: I have to absorb your souls now, too, obviously.
- Old Jeffy: Ugh.. fine, sonny.
- JAS: Buy a new domain and get GoDaddy AI tools to help launch your business!
- //Old Jeffy, Handsome Jeffy, and Jeffy App Salesman line up to get absorbed.
- Jeffy: Alright. That should be almost everyone.
- Black Yoshi: Who could possibly be left?
- Jeffy: Other than Jeff ton, who we still need to figure out how to get to, there is this one other entity I have created. He should be in the void.
- Luigi: Should we come with you, then?
- Jeffy: No, I’ll go alone.
- Luigi: Alone? But wouldn’t that make you an easy target for getting captured?
- Jeffy: Nah, Miyamoto would be too busy planning his next move. Wizard man’s kicking alien ass, and all.
- Black Yoshi: Could hes have encountered Miyamotus by now?
- Jeffy: If he’s somehow not back yet, probably. I want to do my part now.
- Luigi: Well uh, good luck.
- Jeffy: Great!
- //Jeffy leaves the room.
- Black Yoshi: Shit be gettin crazy now, folk. I don’t know what to say.
- Luigi: It’s dawning on you how weird this is too, huh?
- Black Yoshi: Think so.
- Luigi: I need to talk to Marvin in private, alright?
- Black Yoshi: Sound good, Luigi.
- //Luigi goes outside the house to approach Marvin and Rose.
- Luigi: ‘Scuse me, but I need to talk to Marvin in private.
- Rose: Oh, uh, alright.
- Marvin: Sure thing.
- //Luigi leaves with Marvin.
- Junior: What’s so important that he can’t tell us about?
- Joseph: Right?
- Cody: Calm down, maybe Jeffy did get it done.
- Joseph: Where even is he?
- Cody: Not sure, maybe Luigi will tell us once they’re done talking.
- //Farther away..
- Marvin: So what happened in there?
- Luigi: Jeffy got her, and the other three alter egos he had in there absorbed just fine, but..
- Marvin: But what?
- Luigi: Feebee really was.. just a puppet for that song, or whatever it was. She was standing, eyes open, but she wasn’t actually alive.
- Marvin: That is strange, but what’s getting you worked up?
- Luigi: I don’t know, it seems like she SHOULD have been alive. Jeffy has been acting like it was normal, and it’s not sitting right with me.
- Luigi: I think we’ve yet to see the full story. You should know, right? You’ve dealt with him for years.
- Marvin: He was quite the handful. Mostly for comedic effect, I guess, but I don’t really know what you’re getting at.
- Luigi: I just.. Something isn’t right here. Feels incomplete,
- Marvin: Why? What really happened??
- Luigi: Nothing, Jeffy just absorbed those four egos and went to the void to get another.
- Marvin: Then what’s wrong??
- Luigi: I don’t know.. I think I’m worrying too much. Feels like it’s just dawning on me how crazy all this is.
- Marvin: Yeah, no kidding.. Changing the subject, who’s Jeffy going to get now?
- Luigi: I don’t know. He didn’t say his name.
- Marvin: Could it be Lil’ Nigga?
- Luigi: ..Lil WHAT now??
- Marvin: Yeah, that’s his actual name. Some rapper dude who came out of nowhere to accompany the J Fee thing. He once dragged me to the void for not having money to pay him. It was just a prank though..
- Luigi: Hmm.. I feel like we should both go to the void and check to make sure. I find it suspicious he didn’t say his name. Though that could just be because Black Yoshi was in the same room.
- Marvin: *chuckles* yeah.. Yeah, we can go. I’ve just been a sitting duck for most of this. It’s about time I stop doing nothing.
- Luigi: Be prepared for anything. You may not be Mario, but whatever happens, I know we can brace through. Just like old times.
- Marvin: Here goes nothing..
- //To be continued in part thirteen…
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