Battles  JuicyJobaJaba vs NJKG

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Round 3 vs. the great Nathan James. 48 lines. No recording

Max of 48 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

JuicyJobaJaba won this battle!

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Battle on June 19 2025 and Battle on October 25 2025

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • 48 lines? Typical NJKG title
  • Warm up the EKG, he’s losin’ vitals. Gotta leave him “shocked” with positive charged flows so he’s not lying idle
  • Talk “The Great Nathan James” like you Saint Michael. You ain’t from the Bible. You’re not even fit enough to be one of Jesus’ disciples
  • Our styles don’t marry, we ain’t bridal. You need something to ease the heartbreak? Take Midol
  • Cause I can’t see the vision, like I’m caught in a snow squall. I put my head down, scrape, and crawl
  • Through the elements so I don’t “fall” for your love trap and “spring” to the top. When summer comes, you’re gonna wish I was on your playlist and say “bro is too hot”
  • Your rhymes need seasoning, Montreal. Filler bars make you squawk like a Canada goose
  • Jumbled together like you drank a can a da booze 16 times and wonder why you’re unaware of your basic cognitive functions and unable to move
  • This the interlude, only the beginning of what you’re about to see me do. I got lots to prove
  • Flow wavy like potato chips, them jawns is grooved. If you can’t keep up with the current, you’ll be excused
  • Dude thinks he can take me, but at the end of the party, I’m finna be the one chauffeuring him home
  • So he don’t roam to a new biome. The brain fog’s got his head blocked. Cookin’ up raps on a Minecraft stove
  • I hip-hop like a toad. If a princess is a frog, the words rolling off my tongue are sweet enough to reverse the curse
  • The pain of rejection hurts the worst, but at the end of work at training camp, ima be the one comin’ out with a jersey while you’ll be wearin’ a redshirt
  • I’m sweeter than gelatin dessert, you trifling. Stick to health food, kid. Sip your GoGurt
  • I’m saying this as an introvert. I insert myself in the game and put the ball in the hole, all I’m missing is a polo shirt
  • Not flashy. Pull up to my concert and I’ll probably be rockin’ a hoodie or sweatshirt
  • And if it’s a duo I’ll be next to Kurt Skrt perspiring on the mic til’ my vocal cords overexert
  • He’s my right hand man, you’ll be “left” where you stand, but this is my battle
  • You’ll be nonplussed and stupefied at my ability to piece together words like Scrabble
  • I’ve dabbled in enough poetry for illiterate homies to even know it’s me
  • Flows and schemes for any means. No vaccine or machine could ever replicate the energy of this human jumping bean
  • I’m running things, see the way that “I ran”. Each bar in my arsenal forms a supreme republic, no Khamenei
  • When it comes to authority I’ve got plenty. If rebellion occurs, their actions will be blurred when I toss a flashbang in the trenches
  • Vision blurred, caught in suspension. The unlikely hero no one expected
  • At the crescent moon I was beckoned, I answered in a split second. I don’t think twice if you pose a problem when I feel threatened
  • Think you can go toe to toe with me multisyllabicly? I’m bound to leave you in misery
  • My artillery’s glittery, flashy and flickery. I’m finna leave you smoked like hickory fore’ I get this victory
  • I do it differently, no mimicry. Your ice lookin’ slippery. Get too jittery and my inquiry is bound to make you fall and cause injury
  • React too quick now your back’s split. You need some 4-wheel drive for some traction, or some new soles in your shoes so you’re ready next time it’s time to spring into action
  • Speak on my name and it’s redacted. What’s to see here? News flash! Just a kid rappin’
  • I keep strapped in like a toddler in a car seat lookin’ like a basket. No head-on collision will deter me or car accident
  • I ain’t even ordained, but with the adversity I’ve faced, the pastor is about to ask me to be part of his next sacrament!
  • NJKG shiesty, I’m unmasking him. Cause I ain’t about to let an unknown rob me of my dignity
  • I’m circling all your weak points, I’m one with symmetry. I’m fidgety to hand you ya third loss in this trilogy
  • Proficiency brilliantly comes to me visually. I rub my hands together in villainy
  • To you this is a soliloquy, but this is true poeticism. Filled with inspiration like an influencer told me to “go get em’!”
  • Newbies beefin’ question how I got love for so many on the site when I’ve never even met em’
  • It’s cause I wanna see them succeed amidst criticism, but the second they dissin’, I gotta wreck em’
  • Turn the tables on em’, flip the score, check em’
  • Nathan James, you claim you know me, but your accusations are phony
  • Like a horned unicorn, no pony. You’re caught up in a fantasy world, I won’t let it control me
  • “You a writer, or a fighter?” Bystanders ask due to my aggressive energy
  • I’m intent on the pressure not bending me. So I’ll simply take the win from you if you ain’t lettin’ me
  • Like a headshot to an enemy, cept’ we’ve mutual respect. When the cards are dealt, we’ll see who’s “decked”
  • Free-flowing or fours, do they connect? Dissectin’ lines like unknown specimens, rare insects
  • If there’s a defect in my logic, I’ll be honest, I’ll fall and take the blame
  • But I don’t see that happening. For you? I can’t say the same

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You're an intelligent specialist, in-tell-a-gents-special-list,
  • (A snitch feeding names to the Feds on a special list)
  • A petulant pessimist, petal-sent-pess-i-mist,
  • (I sent the hollow-tip 'petals' to turn your chest to a mist).
  • Your estimated sentence? Estimate-dead-sentence,
  • (I calculated your death-date; it’s a dead-end sentence).
  • A desolate settlement, death-all-it-settle-meant,
  • (Your 'hood' is a graveyard; that’s the only settlement)
  • It’s definite decadence, deaf-in-it-deck-a-dense,
  • (You’re deaf 'cause my stage-deck is too heavy and dense).
  • A pestilent presence, press-till-it-press-ends,
  • (Your flow is a plague; I’ll press 'til your breathing ends).
  • Like resonant elephants, reason-it-hell-evens,
  • (I’m the loudest in the room; my hell-fire evens the grievance).
  • I refract the nucleus until the nucleus-refracts-the-heavens,
  • I’ll juice the Joba, juice-the-job, a juice-to-Joba,
  • leave a juice-he-job-a (JuicyJoba) bleedin' juice-in-the-Joba.
  • It’s a Joba-Jabb-a, a jaw-bone-jab, a job-on-Jabba,
  • I’ll Jabb-a-Jaba 'til he’s Job-a (Job) under God-a (God).
  • You’re JuicyJoba, I’m juice-he-rob-a, juice-he-lob-a,
  • a muzzle-lob-a at the JuicyJoba 'til the news-he-Joba.
  • It’s Sidgnosis—I refract the Jaba, re-track the Jaba,
  • then extract the Jabba from the Job-a-Jabba (Job a Jabba). You’re Jabba the Hutt, I’m the jab-at-the-gut, the jab-at-the-cut,
  • I’ll juice-the-Joba 'til the juice-is-a-shut, the juice-is-a-nut. It’s Tume’s tone—I tombstone the JuicyJoba,
  • leave his Joba-Jabba in a Joba-grave with no Joba-honor to fry the planets in my pantry, steal the sun for breakfast,
  • Laser beams for eyelids, every blink’s a test,
  • Robots bow when I spit, gravity’s on my side, Cosmic chaos in my cup, I sip the universe, wide-eyed.narrate the city, every block a scripture,
  • Life lessons wrapped in rhythm, knowledge as the fixture,
  • From rooftops to subway stops, wisdom in the mixture,
  • My words are time capsules, my flow’s the life-lister The purpose of this certain assertion is to confirm you’re knifed up,
  • reversing your life-luck for five bucks until you’re sliced up.
  • I’m merging with the currents, finding shooters in a white truck,
  • with bullets like a lawyer conversing with every dread thought that you might buck.
  • You’re a file for the feds, a memory zipped on a desktop,
  • observing the red dots short-circuit your head for a dead op I’ll splichu like a med doc, versing this wordsmith merged with a serpent,
  • spittin' venom until you’re smoked like a thread pop and certainly interred in the dirt.
  • It’s a permanent sleep, I’m searching through your Rovers back,
  • folding you in halves like a shoulder pad after the soul collapse, the blast heat is urgent, worsening the aftermath,
  • leaving blood on the cracked seats of your dad’s Jeep as you pass.
  • Now mess with me and the shirts will confirm your deceased version,
  • displaying your photo and name with a "Rest in Peace" assertion.
  • It’s a perfect persistent message to leave your fam nervous,
  • discouraged and ghosted beneath the dirt of my verses.

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