Battles JuicyJobaJaba vs NJKG
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Rematch! 48 lines. No recording
Max of 48 lines
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Battle on June 19 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You claim you’re a “God-King”. I called your bluff, you said you’re “not joking”
- Your title I’m revoking, you lost the poll’s voting, you’d get asphyxiated if ya tried to spit what you write, you’d be straight choking
- Like you been smoking. Let me grab some sugar-free popsicles and a nicotine patch, you’ll need 3 packs
- Challenging me to a rematch is like coming back to a bad addiction, you done relapsed
- The crowd knows Nathan James, but they haven’t met Joshua Aaron. He be scarin’ kids like you off his lawn like a front porch Karen
- Neighbors starin’, but they ain’t really carin’. They’re just happy that someone else is finally doing their bidding
- 23 years old, so you know I’m not “kidding”, it’s a full-time job that I ain’t quitting, somebody’s gotta do it, so I’m the one committing
- Suit and tie on so you know I’m dripping, axe in my right hand and AK in my left, I’m boutta send this fool to his funeral
- Let the hearse transport him, he’s immovable. If he claims he’s still got life after this, he’s delusional
- His blood splattered into a painting so beautiful. If they catch me I’ll face a fair trial that’s constitutional, a crime like this is inexcusable
- But I “dashed” from the scene like I was part of The Incredibles, the police arrived at 3:45 and the amount of minutes that passed weren’t even 5, they said “that’s incredible”
- I’m light on my feet cause I ain’t had nothing to eat. I don’t smoke weed, but you feast on edibles
- All they do is impair your senses and pollute your mental, you won’t hear me speaking clearly, only half the decibels
- Me and beats are inseparable. You must be crazy to think I would ever take a route that leads to the stairway to Heaven
- My little cousin could tell ya that’s wrong and she’s only 7. The road begins in Texas and takes ya straight to Sin City, Las Vegas
- 15 lines in and this already feels endless, but I’m not even halfway done, like the lifespan of a Galapagos turtle
- They said if I move slow I won’t hop hurdles, but I did and at the same time found spiritual healing while needing nothing herbal
- “General”ize your thoughts if you’re a colonel. He’s the true king and that’s all you need to know. I’m talkin’ paternal
- Let that sink deep into your chest, right into your sternal
- I’ll burn bridges with anything that fails to lead me to grace
- I make haste at a marathoner’s pace to deface the devil’s monograms and open the hatch to let the Lord’s name out the crawlspace
- Give praise now and always, because no soul knows when the end is near
- Lyre, harp, and timbrel in hand. I’m the conductor of heavenly cheer!
- False Gods aren’t welcome here, so I expel em’ like the Lord did Lucifer
- Used to vibe with a shawty who believed in the zodiac, it’s not too hard to miss her
- I had to revert to my primal settings and now I don’t want my ex, like Lil Uzi Vert
- I’m a wise man and my flow is golden, so I covered it with frankincense and myrrh
- Eternal anguish is sure to hurt, so I gotta quit livin’ life like a big ol’ blur
- Silence stirs when I step into the booth with a hoodie and black shoes
- I sing a death note that stabs you and drags you into the backrooms. I’m a rap reaper, we know that’s true
- My mac blue, it’s been a minute since it’s shot and I can’t “hand”le it another hour
- When I click the trigger and show it’s power I’ll bring you flowers to compensate for the gaping hole in your stomach, this track only I devoured
- It tasted sour like Granny Smith, so I upgraded to honey crisp, put some flavor in this verse like barbecue sauce on an open pit
- I’m “fire”d up I have to admit, I’ll cop an arson charge if I stay this lit and keep throwing fits
- My verses hit like drill bits, 700 revs per minute’ll leave any structure with fine divots
- I’m malicious. Dennis the Menace of the rap game makin’ a racket like tennis, now let me end this
- Pop ya like a gumball, Benson. If I had a TV show there would be nothing “regular” about it from the beginning to the ending
- Nathan James ain’t Jesse James, he ain’t no misfit
- Merely the bartender behind the counter who’s gotta pay a ransom for his wife who came up missing
- I’ll give it to ya, you’d be willing to hand over anything to protect your family from calamity
- But if you try any funny business and draw from your holster, I’ll respond angrily
- So you best keep that in mind
- Let it travel through your nervous system and perk up your spine
- Keep your back aligned and head on a swivel
- Cause when I’m walkin’ this autumn, you won’t hear leaves shrivel
- I’ll pull you under into a cavern so abyssal, no legislative or judicial
- Will be needed when I make the “executive” decision to end your life
- Ya couldn’t beat me once before, so let’s see if you can in the “after”life
DEFENDER'S RAP
- last battle we had whatchu do? ask “how do I define spittin’?” — kid
- it’s not timid writtens with gimmicks, we live it, pivot precision so vivid
- that it splits dimensions like physics while your dictions timid
- restricted, fictitious, simplistic we twist scripts ballistic U scribble statistics
- U said you “scourged and purged” at 18? Bro, that’s nursery, we were already burnin’ scenes
- servin’ fiends, murderin’ beats surgically, U bragged about Listerine?
- That’s detergent schemes, certainly our verses clean naturally, yours artificially, commercially
- talkin’ “dog barkin’”? Then hush, pup—no bite in your threats, we snap necks
- your raps fetch sticks, play catch with regrets said you “move mountains”? Nah, you Google Maps mountains
- We stomp valleys, flood towns, leave crowds dumbfounded. Bragged “Papa John’s crust”?
- Man, your punchlines malnourished, we feast with bars stuffed enormous, your metaphors malflourished
- “Travelocity.com”? That dot-com don’t flourish, our pens a passport
- every border we cross gets torched quick, said you “nuke em’ til’ their skin’s suede”? Cute charade
- We detonate grenades in your brain, leave whole crusades in flames,
- “Undertaker cloak”? Your jokes couldn’t choke a matchstick, we tombstone rappers emcees & battlers daily
- their bones make our ad-libs claim you drop bombs like Saddam? That’s cliché repetition,
- We split atoms with wisdom, rap’s nuclear fission, U play baroque with a Coke can? Broke man ambition,
- We compose symphonies in smoke, whole notes in demolition
- thoughtcha’ posed danger given a reason to act with caution
- huh!hah, but my words are above whatcha pose(post)
- though like a Facebook caption also this diss I wrote with a dose of dope that broke the souls tension and that’s why if you better
- it’s don’t provoke a scope from the code of a rogue ascension
- for your info… my flows a loaded weapon that’ll foldcha’ whole dimension, every quotes a ghost with a throat that spoke vengeance
- leaving makes me get so sick also just like a toothpick too I remain on point I’m the type to hop in the booth then spit
- some gruesome shit along with a curse I rehearsed just to show U how it ends
- it goes, your whole world crumbled
- joy never came again also your infant died at birth after we battled and U lost and from a fever of 110
- making your wife cheat & creep with the company of ur so called friends
- since the beginnin’ I’ve been the man whatcha not/nor can’t ever be
- cause on some street shit sounding way too sweet/kid and what it takes to leave cliques
- in deep pits U lack even if you climbed high peaked your potential
- given a reason to do whatcha refuse to do which is speak/sick also a BIG reason U won’t beat this actual lyrical assassins beast/script
- and deaths gonna be the sequence once I snap bones with rap poems in hopes, it’ll leave you speechless because if it don’t… I will freestyle flip it, make your weakness da secret as the crowd go nuts cause they know The Great Nate is the meanest
- even greatness adjacent couldn’t escape this cause this cadence got engraved in pages that make statements and every line feels like a heat clip
- and so again on some street shit I ain’t Tsu/Surf’ but the waves making U seasick tryna box with God butcha’ arms too weak
- bitch each defeats a feast I treat like it’s pre invented A legend etched in ether pressure tested
- the reason Y heats extended make no mistake, even bein’ beaten
- won’t mean shit, your streaks cemented/tho’ whether elite or resented, vibe checkers
- their going to see me speak & leave ya demented U the type to get smacked
- dragged & piled in pits due to you refuse to change your mindset causing you to die in it
- due to if you weren’t ready to snap & scrap with the violent kids more so, the man with nada to lose
- the one who’s got the lava to bruise unstoppable moves apocalypse in hostile grooves