CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Guess who's back, back again
• Sleezey back, tell a friend
• Guess who's back, guess who's back?
• Guess who's back, guess who's back?
• Guess who's back, guess who's back?
• Guess who's back?
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• I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
• See DimeBag no more, they want Sleezey I'm full of kidney
• Well, if you want Sleezey, this is what I'll give ya
• A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
• Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
• Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
• By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
• When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (Hey!)
• You waited this long, now stop debating
• ‘Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
• I know that you got a job, Ms. Charlotte
• But your husband's heart problem's complicating
• So the FBI won't let me be
• Or let me be me, so let me see
• They try to shut me down on TBS
• But it feels so empty without me
• So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
• Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your tits
• And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy
• I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck you, DimeBag
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• Now this looks like a job for me
• So everybody, just follow me
• ‘Cause we need a little controversy
• ‘Cause it feels so empty without me
• I said this looks like a job for me
• So everybody, just follow me
• ‘Cause we need a little controversy
• ‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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• Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
• Embarrassed their parents still listen to Jackson
• They start feeling like prisoners helpless
• 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Bitch!"
• A visionary, vision is scary
• Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
• A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
• In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass (*smack*)​​
• And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
• For you to see so damn much of my ass—you asked for me?
• Well, I'm back, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la
• Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna
• Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter