Battles  TheDimeBagPriestess vs

RULES

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

TheDimeBagPriestess won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • yo dont know who yo talkin to/
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  • i write my raps, i have no crew/
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  • yo have no idea what you got yo'self into/
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  • an animal escaped, go back to the zoo/
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  • i am the rapping future, an era so new/
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  • my verses stick like crazy glue/
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  • yo will end, i will continue/
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  • i am the wormhole, that yo will go through/
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  • yo are nothin but a problem, yo an issue/
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  • i will make yo cry, boo hoo hoo/
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  • yo the pig that goes oink, yo the cow that goes moo
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  • i am a christian, yo are a jew/
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  • why ya cryin, need a tissue?/
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  • my raps are standin straight, yo's are askew/
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  • when one needs help they consult me, the rap guru/
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  • i am luckier than a shooting star, rainbow, clover, heart, balloon, unicorn,
  • star, blue moon, rainbow, and horseshoe/
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  • all yo mistakes, the ones you cannot undo/
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  • i am hot, like a boiler, but cool like an igloo/
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  • walkin down the avenue,
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  • you fell and never rose, i fell, then i flew
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  • yo are false, i am true/
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  • i may not be the best, but i am better than you/

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • you think that you are such a cutie, but hey are you are is a little fatty
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  • When I see you and your mamma, I need to make your mamma less better lookin
  • You are such a queer because of big old rear.
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  • Cryin, Cryin, you will never stop try rythmeing
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  • You are so lame -o, lame-o, hey at least I'm not a homo!
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  • I would rather look at the Grinch then look at you
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  • When the scientists look at the world of protons, neutron, and electrons, they forgot about you the morons.
  • All you do is eat, you look like Patrick Star and Eric Cart men formed together.
  • I love your hair, how did it come out of your nose so fast.
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  • The zoo was calling, they were asking of where you are.
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  • Hey , you can't even get laid if you crawl up a chicks butt and wait.
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  • Such a foe, because you look like a ho
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  • Pussy, pussy, you look like my mommy
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  • Why are you so hairy, Chewbacka
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  • Smelling like shit, smelling like shit, so that means you got big man breasts
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  • You are so ugly, you look like one big piece of scat
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  • You are going going to be a dead meme, like one direction

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