Battles TheDimeBagPriestess vs
RULES
No cursing swear words
Max of 64 lines
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TheDimeBagPriestess won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- yo dont know who yo talkin to/
- i write my raps, i have no crew/
- yo have no idea what you got yo'self into/
- an animal escaped, go back to the zoo/
- i am the rapping future, an era so new/
- my verses stick like crazy glue/
- yo will end, i will continue/
- i am the wormhole, that yo will go through/
- yo are nothin but a problem, yo an issue/
- i will make yo cry, boo hoo hoo/
- yo the pig that goes oink, yo the cow that goes moo
- i am a christian, yo are a jew/
- why ya cryin, need a tissue?/
- my raps are standin straight, yo's are askew/
- when one needs help they consult me, the rap guru/
- i am luckier than a shooting star, rainbow, clover, heart, balloon, unicorn,
- star, blue moon, rainbow, and horseshoe/
- all yo mistakes, the ones you cannot undo/
- i am hot, like a boiler, but cool like an igloo/
- walkin down the avenue,
- you fell and never rose, i fell, then i flew
- yo are false, i am true/
- i may not be the best, but i am better than you/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- you think that you are such a cutie, but hey are you are is a little fatty
- When I see you and your mamma, I need to make your mamma less better lookin
- You are such a queer because of big old rear.
- Cryin, Cryin, you will never stop try rythmeing
- You are so lame -o, lame-o, hey at least I'm not a homo!
- I would rather look at the Grinch then look at you
- When the scientists look at the world of protons, neutron, and electrons, they forgot about you the morons.
- All you do is eat, you look like Patrick Star and Eric Cart men formed together.
- I love your hair, how did it come out of your nose so fast.
- The zoo was calling, they were asking of where you are.
- Hey , you can't even get laid if you crawl up a chicks butt and wait.
- Such a foe, because you look like a ho
- Pussy, pussy, you look like my mommy
- Why are you so hairy, Chewbacka
- Smelling like shit, smelling like shit, so that means you got big man breasts
- You are so ugly, you look like one big piece of scat
- You are going going to be a dead meme, like one direction