Battles  TheDimeBagPriestess vs

RULES

No Being Mean To Me

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

TheDimeBagPriestess won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • It's Time You Leave, You Can't Achieve
  • Any Goals Because You Don't Believe
  • Haters Hold Your Mind Captive
  • They Manipulate You, One Yank You Unweave
  • Like A Loose Thread Hangin' From Your Sleeve
  • Put Sedatives In Your Drink, Leave You Vomiting In The Bathroom Sink
  • Bring Me Back From The Brink, I Almost Went Extinct
  • I Made A Comeback, And Snapped The Chainlink
  • I Grow Tall, You Just Shrink, Shrink, Shrink
  • You Live In A Barn, I Live In A Condo
  • I Am From Downtown, You Are From The Ghetto
  • I Go Up Like Crescendo, You Go Down Like Decrescendo
  • I Save My Riches, You Just Spendo, You Are A Single, I Am A Combo
  • I Am As Smart As A Chimp, You're As Dumb As A Dodo
  • You Are Poor, I Am Rich
  • When You Need Groceries You Go To The Garbage
  • I May Be An Asshole, But You Are A Bigger Bitch
  • You Are Filled With Ignorance, I Am Filled With Knowledge
  • Before You Can Speak I Will Rap Then Vanish
  • You Are The Abandoned Tower, The One I Will Demolish
  • I Am As Savory As Sushi, Yummy As A Cookie
  • You Dropped Your Pencil, Oh I Made You Lookie!!
  • Unlike You I Am Not Unlucky
  • I Am The Master, You Are The Rookie
  • When I Knock You Down, You Better Pray For Mercy
  • When I'm Done I Bow, But, Like A Girl, You Courtsey
  • Get Outta Here, This Is My Territorial Domain
  • Over Your Head Is A Cloud Of Rain
  • Yes, You Are Correct, I May Be Mentally Insane
  • But I Am Cool, You Are Lame
  • Mix A Little Liquor, With A Little Champagne
  • When I Lose, But Not To You, I Never Complain
  • Maybe You'd Pound Me To The Ground In A Physical Fight
  • But When I Rap Against You, You Find Me A Big Fright
  • In The Newspaper I Am The Main Highlight
  • You Are A Peasant, I Am A Shining Armored Knight
  • You Are Dumb Like A Rock, I Am Bright Like A Flashlight
  • Being A Winner Is My Birthright
  • Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner, I Am A Saint, You Are A Sinner
  • You Will Be Fading, But I Will Glimmer
  • When I Divide You, Your Defeat Is The Remainder
  • You Are A Rectangle, I Am A 3D Cylinder
  • In This RapPad, You Don't Deserve The Honor Of Being A Member
  • I Am Staying In A Five Star Hotel, You Are Living On The Streets
  • When I Rap Against You, You Get A Crushing Defeat
  • You Are A Pedestrian, I Am Liquid Concrete
  • First You Step In, Then It Hardens, You Cannot Move Your Feet
  • You Are An Unfinished Puzzle, I Am The One Who's Complete
  • Your Raps Are Slow, Mine Go At Rocket Speed
  • You Are A Fat Compound, I Am An Element, You Are The Mosquito, I Am Insect Repellent
  • I Am The Thin Mouse, You Are The Chunky Elephant
  • When I Roast You, You Go Deaf Permanent
  • If I Look At You, I Go Blind As A Result Of Retinal Detachment
  • You Are The Illuminati, You Want A One World Government
  • I Have A Private Jet, You Drive A Bus, I Have Courage, You Are A Wuss
  • When You Rap You Screech, When I Rap I Am Like A Chorus
  • You Are A Bland Desert, I Am A Tropical Rainforest
  • When You Lose, You Make A Big Fuss
  • In A Rap Exam, You'd Get an E, I'd Get an A+
  • I May Not Be Number One, But I Rank Higher Than You, I Am Better, You Know That's True
  • I Am A Rapping Revolution, A Rhyming Breakthrough
  • You Are Apalled, Like Gum On My Shoe, You Are The Seven Deadly Sins, I Am The Seven Virtues
  • Your Rapping Style Is Like A Library Book, Years Overdue
  • Roses Aren't Red, Violets Aren't Blue, I Hate You, You Hate Me Too

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
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  • If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
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  • I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
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  • The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
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  • It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
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  • If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog.
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  • I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
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  • I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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  • Scientists say that the world is from nuetron,protons, electrons, they forgot about your type the morons
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  • Did you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one, yeah, now they are called trampolines
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  • No, those pants don’t make you look fatter – how could they?
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  • Save your breath – you’ll need it to blow up your date.

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