Battles TheDimeBagPriestess vs
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No Being Mean To Me
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- It's Time You Leave, You Can't Achieve
- Any Goals Because You Don't Believe
- Haters Hold Your Mind Captive
- They Manipulate You, One Yank You Unweave
- Like A Loose Thread Hangin' From Your Sleeve
- Put Sedatives In Your Drink, Leave You Vomiting In The Bathroom Sink
- Bring Me Back From The Brink, I Almost Went Extinct
- I Made A Comeback, And Snapped The Chainlink
- I Grow Tall, You Just Shrink, Shrink, Shrink
- You Live In A Barn, I Live In A Condo
- I Am From Downtown, You Are From The Ghetto
- I Go Up Like Crescendo, You Go Down Like Decrescendo
- I Save My Riches, You Just Spendo, You Are A Single, I Am A Combo
- I Am As Smart As A Chimp, You're As Dumb As A Dodo
- You Are Poor, I Am Rich
- When You Need Groceries You Go To The Garbage
- I May Be An Asshole, But You Are A Bigger Bitch
- You Are Filled With Ignorance, I Am Filled With Knowledge
- Before You Can Speak I Will Rap Then Vanish
- You Are The Abandoned Tower, The One I Will Demolish
- I Am As Savory As Sushi, Yummy As A Cookie
- You Dropped Your Pencil, Oh I Made You Lookie!!
- Unlike You I Am Not Unlucky
- I Am The Master, You Are The Rookie
- When I Knock You Down, You Better Pray For Mercy
- When I'm Done I Bow, But, Like A Girl, You Courtsey
- Get Outta Here, This Is My Territorial Domain
- Over Your Head Is A Cloud Of Rain
- Yes, You Are Correct, I May Be Mentally Insane
- But I Am Cool, You Are Lame
- Mix A Little Liquor, With A Little Champagne
- When I Lose, But Not To You, I Never Complain
- Maybe You'd Pound Me To The Ground In A Physical Fight
- But When I Rap Against You, You Find Me A Big Fright
- In The Newspaper I Am The Main Highlight
- You Are A Peasant, I Am A Shining Armored Knight
- You Are Dumb Like A Rock, I Am Bright Like A Flashlight
- Being A Winner Is My Birthright
- Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner, I Am A Saint, You Are A Sinner
- You Will Be Fading, But I Will Glimmer
- When I Divide You, Your Defeat Is The Remainder
- You Are A Rectangle, I Am A 3D Cylinder
- In This RapPad, You Don't Deserve The Honor Of Being A Member
- I Am Staying In A Five Star Hotel, You Are Living On The Streets
- When I Rap Against You, You Get A Crushing Defeat
- You Are A Pedestrian, I Am Liquid Concrete
- First You Step In, Then It Hardens, You Cannot Move Your Feet
- You Are An Unfinished Puzzle, I Am The One Who's Complete
- Your Raps Are Slow, Mine Go At Rocket Speed
- You Are A Fat Compound, I Am An Element, You Are The Mosquito, I Am Insect Repellent
- I Am The Thin Mouse, You Are The Chunky Elephant
- When I Roast You, You Go Deaf Permanent
- If I Look At You, I Go Blind As A Result Of Retinal Detachment
- You Are The Illuminati, You Want A One World Government
- I Have A Private Jet, You Drive A Bus, I Have Courage, You Are A Wuss
- When You Rap You Screech, When I Rap I Am Like A Chorus
- You Are A Bland Desert, I Am A Tropical Rainforest
- When You Lose, You Make A Big Fuss
- In A Rap Exam, You'd Get an E, I'd Get an A+
- I May Not Be Number One, But I Rank Higher Than You, I Am Better, You Know That's True
- I Am A Rapping Revolution, A Rhyming Breakthrough
- You Are Apalled, Like Gum On My Shoe, You Are The Seven Deadly Sins, I Am The Seven Virtues
- Your Rapping Style Is Like A Library Book, Years Overdue
- Roses Aren't Red, Violets Aren't Blue, I Hate You, You Hate Me Too
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
- If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
- I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
- The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
- It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
- If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog.
- I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
- I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
- Scientists say that the world is from nuetron,protons, electrons, they forgot about your type the morons
- Did you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one, yeah, now they are called trampolines
- No, those pants don’t make you look fatter – how could they?
- Save your breath – you’ll need it to blow up your date.