Battles Maverick vs
RULES
Superman vs Spiderman: Marvel/DC Battle.
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- A beast ET vs a lightweight, vis-a-vis, my face appeals to people of the United States
- I wonder if Trump would like me though if I'm an alien...
- Your face? Unseen ID, might as well just hide away before I completely be-, gin to annihilate
- It's a deity to a primate, an agreeably biased debate like you could really defeat me Spidey Mane?
- Unless you brought extreme heat, wild flames! Else TNT or high waves of
- Frequency to vibrate my cerebrum, least I can say, is
- This is easily my game, 'cause you clearly didn't mind arrangin' these to try beatin' me, no surprise mate
- Are you a demon that reads minds or a mage seer with an evil eye?
- Nay
- So forgo web sprayin' I already put Chloroethane in
- Your clothes, the red grey wardrobe 'dex raiment
- Dormancy lead waning, horoscope says: DANGER
- I texted the hormonal Gwen Stacy, "Meet me at Nordstrom bett naked"
- I knew that'd lure you near the war zone, can't escape the S-cape uh
- For a sneak peek, imagine Jor-El shred Kaine in half! Torn, deadweight *wink*
- I'm ideally faster, more of an intriguing hazard than the Green Lantern
- That one ring has nothing on the ones achieved at, Lambeau Feild, the Packers'
- Doesn't really matter if you can do anything, my presence leaks your bladder
- I could obliterate you with one arm, completely hammered
- AKA Mjölnir, you'll be squashed underneath and splattered
- I'm shitfaced? Yet your head's to the pavement 'n dry gravel
- On top of the White Castle, only thing reaching me is a nice camera
- I'd be surprised if this climber could
- Slime lathered, on the walls now he's a slider rook
- Sock me with green kryptonite, that'll, only give me a tired look
- I'll turn Mary Jane into a widow then smoke her up that spider kush
- And with my hand up her entire tush, it's not ventriloquism
- Killin' villains, fulfillin' missions, and drillin' buildin's with an enemy's corpse
- Is what I do on a daily basis
- You're no match, only way Soren can win is if he instills charisma
- Can you craft perfection? I drink arachnid venom before & after breakfast
- Web slinger? Ink slinger! Always lack prevention
- The latrodectus manifested you, now your fans are 7 year old adolescents
- What's the skinny?! Compared to me you're anorexic, I'm strappin'!
- Weapons? Welcome to the gun show, think I'm dead I'm coming back like Makaveli
- Aye, try proofreadin'...
- I have few weaknesses: hot school teachers, one of yours is similar... Nude she-hims
- It's flu season, you sneezin'? I might expose might to this mite like I did Blue Beetle
- You're wack 'n dope, actually both like Iggy's "Black Widow"
- But I'll go Vegas and take shots at you 'til you're lachrymose
- I've got red pills, I spiked you the blue with a radioactive dose
- Alas, you're powerless... Get back to the daily grind trying to reach financial goals
- Oh and the emergency room? Get to reserving it soon to immediately cure the wounds
- Call the local nurses, and surgeons too or else you'll meet your maker
- But good luck with that, I'm the universe's Zeus
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Good luck catchin a crip tonight
- I could kill ya with just a rock, the kryptonite
- The name Clark Kent is pretty white
- But Kal El? Your parents just didn't try
- You and Lois Lane were bout to drift off to sleep
- But then you saw spider webs on the sheets
- Your worst enemy is some bald mathwiz
- And you hate ALL luthors/luthers man you hate all black kids
- You’re pretty damn racist but hey man I get it
- The world’s changed since you arrived and it’s hard to accept it
- What’s yo life like my uncle was shot to his death
- Meanwhile your uncle had you locked in the shed
- Plus he tried to control the world he’s awful at best
- Oh yeah you were gone Martha Kent’s who I caught in a web
- Goodbye sincerely Peter Parker P.S.
- There’s a reason you and Lois Lane and talkin in bed
- Me and Gwen Stacy made a better couple G
- And the Avengers shit on the Justice League
- You were born on Krypton and you a fuckin creep
- While I’m out here helpin Marvel bankrupt DC
- You ain't even top contender and you’re awful with promo
- I’m only battlin you cause Dr. Octopus just no-showed
- The Vulture’s duckin too and the Green Goblin want no smoke
- Kraven’s also scared to face me with their bars they’re all slowpokes
- Can’t catch up to me you’re far behind
- I see you’re far below par that’s fine
- I got your loved ones caught in webs I know how to catch a body
- Catch me chillin with lex luthor as we sit in a Bugatti
- With overpriced expensive car keys even if my aunt’s callin
- At least my aunt loves me now it’s time to catch bodies
- Batman and Wonder Woman next then I’ll catch the flash pronto
- I fucked up flash thompson in a flash then I hit him with the bottle
- And even with that there was still lots of room
- For villains in bodybags shoutout Venom and Dr. Doom
- Think yo life’s tight?
- Man what’s yo life like?
- I had to earn my respect at first they thought I was a menace
- Tried to open up with several tools like operation medics
- Everything I went through would send you into a panic
- I don’t need to be the man of steel nothin can touch me no matter what planet
- I’ve dodged the steel before when they let it sing like doo wap
- So really I got more power than you got