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Superman vs Spiderman: Marvel/DC Battle.

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Maverick won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • A beast ET vs a lightweight, vis-a-vis, my face appeals to people of the United States
  • I wonder if Trump would like me though if I'm an alien...
  • Your face? Unseen ID, might as well just hide away before I completely be-, gin to annihilate
  • It's a deity to a primate, an agreeably biased debate like you could really defeat me Spidey Mane?
  • Unless you brought extreme heat, wild flames! Else TNT or high waves of
  • Frequency to vibrate my cerebrum, least I can say, is
  • This is easily my game, 'cause you clearly didn't mind arrangin' these to try beatin' me, no surprise mate
  • Are you a demon that reads minds or a mage seer with an evil eye?
  • Nay
  • So forgo web sprayin' I already put Chloroethane in
  • Your clothes, the red grey wardrobe 'dex raiment
  • Dormancy lead waning, horoscope says: DANGER
  • I texted the hormonal Gwen Stacy, "Meet me at Nordstrom bett naked"
  • I knew that'd lure you near the war zone, can't escape the S-cape uh
  • For a sneak peek, imagine Jor-El shred Kaine in half! Torn, deadweight *wink*
  • I'm ideally faster, more of an intriguing hazard than the Green Lantern
  • That one ring has nothing on the ones achieved at, Lambeau Feild, the Packers'
  • Doesn't really matter if you can do anything, my presence leaks your bladder
  • I could obliterate you with one arm, completely hammered
  • AKA Mjölnir, you'll be squashed underneath and splattered
  • I'm shitfaced? Yet your head's to the pavement 'n dry gravel
  • On top of the White Castle, only thing reaching me is a nice camera
  • I'd be surprised if this climber could
  • Slime lathered, on the walls now he's a slider rook
  • Sock me with green kryptonite, that'll, only give me a tired look
  • I'll turn Mary Jane into a widow then smoke her up that spider kush
  • And with my hand up her entire tush, it's not ventriloquism
  • Killin' villains, fulfillin' missions, and drillin' buildin's with an enemy's corpse
  • Is what I do on a daily basis
  • You're no match, only way Soren can win is if he instills charisma
  • Can you craft perfection? I drink arachnid venom before & after breakfast
  • Web slinger? Ink slinger! Always lack prevention
  • The latrodectus manifested you, now your fans are 7 year old adolescents
  • What's the skinny?! Compared to me you're anorexic, I'm strappin'!
  • Weapons? Welcome to the gun show, think I'm dead I'm coming back like Makaveli
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  • Aye, try proofreadin'...
  • I have few weaknesses: hot school teachers, one of yours is similar... Nude she-hims
  • It's flu season, you sneezin'? I might expose might to this mite like I did Blue Beetle
  • You're wack 'n dope, actually both like Iggy's "Black Widow"
  • But I'll go Vegas and take shots at you 'til you're lachrymose
  • I've got red pills, I spiked you the blue with a radioactive dose
  • Alas, you're powerless... Get back to the daily grind trying to reach financial goals
  • Oh and the emergency room? Get to reserving it soon to immediately cure the wounds
  • Call the local nurses, and surgeons too or else you'll meet your maker
  • But good luck with that, I'm the universe's Zeus

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Good luck catchin a crip tonight
  • I could kill ya with just a rock, the kryptonite
  • The name Clark Kent is pretty white
  • But Kal El? Your parents just didn't try
  • You and Lois Lane were bout to drift off to sleep
  • But then you saw spider webs on the sheets
  • Your worst enemy is some bald mathwiz
  • And you hate ALL luthors/luthers man you hate all black kids
  • You’re pretty damn racist but hey man I get it
  • The world’s changed since you arrived and it’s hard to accept it
  • What’s yo life like my uncle was shot to his death
  • Meanwhile your uncle had you locked in the shed
  • Plus he tried to control the world he’s awful at best
  • Oh yeah you were gone Martha Kent’s who I caught in a web
  • Goodbye sincerely Peter Parker P.S.
  • There’s a reason you and Lois Lane and talkin in bed
  • Me and Gwen Stacy made a better couple G
  • And the Avengers shit on the Justice League
  • You were born on Krypton and you a fuckin creep
  • While I’m out here helpin Marvel bankrupt DC
  • You ain't even top contender and you’re awful with promo
  • I’m only battlin you cause Dr. Octopus just no-showed
  • The Vulture’s duckin too and the Green Goblin want no smoke
  • Kraven’s also scared to face me with their bars they’re all slowpokes
  • Can’t catch up to me you’re far behind
  • I see you’re far below par that’s fine
  • I got your loved ones caught in webs I know how to catch a body
  • Catch me chillin with lex luthor as we sit in a Bugatti
  • With overpriced expensive car keys even if my aunt’s callin
  • At least my aunt loves me now it’s time to catch bodies
  • Batman and Wonder Woman next then I’ll catch the flash pronto
  • I fucked up flash thompson in a flash then I hit him with the bottle
  • And even with that there was still lots of room
  • For villains in bodybags shoutout Venom and Dr. Doom
  • Think yo life’s tight?
  • Man what’s yo life like?
  • I had to earn my respect at first they thought I was a menace
  • Tried to open up with several tools like operation medics
  • Everything I went through would send you into a panic
  • I don’t need to be the man of steel nothin can touch me no matter what planet
  • I’ve dodged the steel before when they let it sing like doo wap
  • So really I got more power than you got

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