Battles  Maverick vs

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Maverick won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Acme!
  • Binge battling
  • The cadence critics challenging
  • Even though I'm divulging daily dictions dazzling
  • Every eyeball elaboratin' exquisite enigmatic
  • Feats, it's fetchingly fiery in my fable fiction fantasies.
  • A grandiose godsend generally guided these as generated; gibberish gambling,
  • Knock on wood; hello! Bloody welcome mat, a hospitality coma, hospice, I'm a heavenly hyperbole so heinous. I deal with the hindrance happily.
  • Illustrious, I impress foes whom are impractical and idiotic whilst illegibly inscribing bleak innovations, I inhibit infallibly
  • With ya jumbled in judgement from jests told in a jazzy flow, ya jaundiced in jealously so jibe with me; if I'm jaded you'd jinx the jasper green
  • To a noble knight. This is my kingdom my thumb's knuckle ring a ken ya over, thrown to my kneecap, toes, get karate kicked, you peasantry. I'm kind, that's kinda knavish, I'm killin' ya with this knack ya readin'
  • Lowlife, with no limits of luster in lilt. Let's go, don't be lachrymose from losses you lest of me. Makin' ya life weak in languish, I'm a linguist you're laggardly;
  • A maladroit. Mortified? Well you can't mimick how I mull or think, mellow with madness to mope. So if you mock my methods be a malign beast and maim 'em with the mission of masterpiece.
  • I self-notarize when my nib drips 'til I'm numb in the wrist and neglect opponents. I'll use napkins as notes or write off-the-noggin on whatever's next to me in nicety, it's native to be nimble it comes naturally.
  • Often omniscient to ombudsmen with offensive jokes, but I'm outlastin' oafs when my onslaughts hit objectively. I'm ostracizing in opaqueness, so your opinion doesn't matter to me.
  • Pundit, even my pen's a pro but I still practice gold and it's prominent as I progressively pile these pages of pensive inklings passionately. Shoutout to Papoose
  • He's a quintessence that composed something similar to this qualm I wrote, high-quality no questioning it's "quite the scheme," quotations. Quips like quicksand ya see;
  • Your reaction's slow and only I'm responsive. I replenish rivalries 'cause I'm rakish with rhythm but I'll relinquish rampantly.
  • 'Cause most are squanderin' selflessly, but even my sliest reaches be slayin' those whom aren't significant by skimpin' scantily
  • Many techniques I try to seek for tirades and tidbits of tricks to tyrannically
  • Utilize each and upgrade as ubiquitous to the uncommitted, uncannily.
  • My versatility varies, I've got victims vanishing.
  • Most my shit is wangled and witted, mind in woolgathering.
  • Some are trash just X-ed to forget it, I've got that X-factor
  • Ya see? Fuck this I'm tired, yawning
  • Gotta go catch some Z's..

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • A is for attack B is for busting brains
  • C is for crazy D is for deranged
  • E is for ecstatic F is for Fd up
  • G is gruesome H is havoc I is incredible J is joke K is ketchup
  • L is for losing sanity M is maniac and N is night deadly silent
  • O is oblivion P is practice makes perfect can't think of a Q but R is riot
  • S is sinister T is troublesome U is unbelievable
  • V is violent W is wild X marks the spot of Brain Busta villainous and evil
  • Y is for yelling and Z is for zany
  • The alphabet is really crazy

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