DEFENDER'S RAP

• You ain't as awkward as me man I call Dennis the Menace my G
• They looked me in a Preschool cause I blew up the penitentiary
• But I'm proud to be weird for Breakfast Lunch and Dinner I eat flies and maggots
• Put half my Ketchup on 'em and eat the rest straight out the packet
• I'm even thinkin' bout making a TV from cardboard and reenacting Up In Smoke from Cheech & Chong
• A while back I took this girl to the bed she layed out like lincoln logs
• Said I was battling Maverick and asked if she thought I'd beat that fraud
• Suddenly her eyes went wide she said "Hold up, that's that other guy I'm cheating on!"
• You wrote Smashmouths and thought you would be an all star to the left you'll see the the spotlight
• Settle for second place I'm Peter Pan moving this second star to the right
• The type to pay for the burger and throw it all away "What are you having for Lunch?" oh just fries
• You're battling Isak right after Yung Quin what is your issue with Dutch guys
• And Isak nearly killed you now I'm Isak all over again
• You're Isaac/Isak too cause I'll knock you out push the whole apple tree on your head
• I bet you still think MySpace is the shiznit
• I'll fry this little guy that's popcorn chicken
• Cause you always chicken out and that ain't fiction
• You just got on the mic after 2 and a half years of writtens
• You the type to go and spit some damn heavy bars and then wash your mouth afterwards
• He and his homies even scared of bugs "Die ant!" "Word." and I ain't talking South Africa
• I guess I can kinda predict what you say I’m your evil twin’s third cousin
• You back out then I’m a lifeguard you’ll get hurt runnin'
• But this my last time on BYOB I'm dropping out the tourney
• I'm sorry but all of this was just way too corny
• I'm done with these easy MCs I'm done with gassin' 'em
• That was all bullshit if I win a monster's coming for Potassium