Battles FUBitches vs Web_Alternate
RULES
I'm A Crazy Negro They tired to pay me to suck they dick And I fucking refused yo FUCKING REFUSED
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
13 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo Webbed Cat could you help a nigga out/
- You know you my nigga right shout out/
- They talking shit about you nigga pull a trigga/
- A web ain't shit so get serious Mista/
- Anyway I heard some gay niggas on the forums/
- Talking about gay shit and gay nigga perfume/
- Talking about the size of my dick/
- It made me fucking sick that I had to vomit/
- In my closet with a bucket of comet/
- I gave em my shit which kinda looked like chocolate/
- They talk about they wackass album/
- My names Albert Allen with an active Al butt/
- Come and fuck me today tell all Al scum/
- This niggas shit smells like a fucking al skunk/
- They didn't want me cause I haven't wipe my ass for Centuries/
- The smell is so powerful it put Sups in the Cemetery/
- My eyes are bright pink my breath fucking stinks/
- I lack jointed wrist I don't believing fear in risk/
- Ugly hoes make me pissed queers ass niggas make me sick/
- If your a nigga with a dick I'll break it like plastic/
- Ya legs are like sticks lack power to connect hits/
- My eyes have never twitched punches out with a twist/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Calling out your own race flaws like fuck it/
- You sound like a RP version of Uncle Ruckus/
- Some fucking dicks and meatballs don't ever discuss it/
- And fuck the discussion the forums fuckers can suck it/
- Stop abusing the N word it's too overused/
- It's like so many rhymes but its still overruled/
- I can careless about anybody/
- Battle me face to face and get fucking bodied/
- That goes for anybody with your lack of modestly/
- I'll tear your ass down with logic
- And deposit your body into a coffin/
- While injected with some lethal toxin/
- While your gradually dying I'll be joyfully fapping off/
- With no lotion jacking off, V man mind backing off/
- Your tracks are soft so don't try to act unsoft/
- You just melt in my mouth like ice cream that's so aw/