Battles FUBitches vs Web_Alternate
RULES
Write some shit to this beat See who has better flow and rhymes And by the way I fucked your woman!
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'll cut your fucking nuts off with a pair of scissors
- Take your little penis feed it to a pair of lizards
- Have a fucking Wizard turn you into a Stripper
- And teleport this nude bitch to the coldest of Blizzards
- And have a penguin with some big ass feet dick her
- Have another penguin beat her with his Richard
- Till they finally considered to go and jizz her
- Raped her she shivered weak spines are known to quiver
- Came back you always bitch first with bitch words
- Then I hit first with this verse with big words the scanners
- Rap standards don't stand first my puns stands first
- Your standard verse can't even fucking stand third you scammer
- Your a rhyming fast rapper well I'm the Wittiest
- Witty enough to not give anyone else a pity shit
- Cause I'm only concern about the piggy not the fifty
- A piggy eats a fifty each year I get rich meat
- While you only get a small portion that's pig feet
- I got the whole pig meat Porky doesn't forgive me
- But fuck him and you cause your cornier than a corn dog
- Your jokes don't make sense they sound corny forced calls
- You wasn't born raw you was born doll does he bore y'all?
- Somebody should have told him his breath smells like a horse balls
- Boy you got some thick lips thick enough to suck big dicks
- So open up and suck it are close up with this piss/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm venomous so when I spit I then poison my enemies/
- So you can get sick and gradually die guaranteed/
- I'll strangle you to death with my amazing webs/
- Then break your fucking spine till your close to phasing death/
- You beef with me we settle WWE ring/
- Referee ring the bell here I go and Ding! Ding!/
- I've been known to be a worthy opponent/
- Been since November severing heads like a chopper owning it/
- So if I never said I murder/
- That means i lied and blamed it on this dumb ass motherfucker/
- A rhyming master gun blasting lyrical disaster/
- Cunt smashing making a examples Fast Rapper!
- It's something you fucking know nothing about so stop fronting I'm coming/
- For blood and its funny I busted him near dozens of times you crumbling/
- You fucking cast touching and crunching victim done under my bone crushing/
- And scum ripping punches so voters can up this intense fuck/
- You'll need intense luck to make up for you past tense fucks/
- But I doubt it cause I never gave ten fucks/
- I take this serious I'm tensed up/
- Your as corrupt as the fucking world is bent up/
- Go to a strip club but don't forget to bring a dildo/
- Along with a condom and a pill bro/
- Cause after this lost you'll probably need to kneel bro/
- And bend over like a punk would hit this she'll know/