Battles FUBitches vs Web_Alternate
RULES
Classic Witty Puns battle for fun you fucking runt/
Max of 20 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
13 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo Webbed Bat you smell like a pussy cat
- You let your girl fuck your ass with a pussy strap
- All night long she be going through ya ass crack
- Wearing them tights then letting them pants sag
- I remember when you came out with that wack track
- Which fucking sucks what were you on some stacked crack
- Go back to reading comics In your mothers basement
- Before I punch you and give you another face dent
- Think your so smart but you still can't comprehend
- That a bat bending a spider can't birth a retard sent
- You should change your name from webbed bat to dead crap
- Change It asap because your rhymes are dead rap
- You lack a flow cause your to busy sounding ghetto
- Boy you ain't hard you deserve a poser medal
- Your voice sounds like you haven't gone through puberty
- 21 years old sounding like a hoe who does nudity
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Acute Note you have written some pretty Cute Notes
- Made a few jokes but still can't amuse a few votes
- I amuse folks with thunderbolts killing new throats
- Hate to be rude tho but no fucks for what you wrote
- I'll go off like a dynamite light up explode
- Tie you to a road 3 2 1 boom she blows
- You hide In the shadows I'm getting all the shine
- When people see your writing their literally blind
- Like your designed to fail get left behind
- Only 6 reputation points that's your decline
- I live In my basement, with this rat he's a mouth brat
- Spider Sense not tingling cause he fell for my mouse trap
- I don't sag my pants you demented ass fag
- Turn off that phone quit taking snaps of my ass crack
- Or I'll go off like a maniac and attack
- Strip off your slacks ass naked and let the crowd take snaps