In Unknown Aethos
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
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SLOWMOTO 1, EPISODE BONUS-2
We get a quick glimpse of the past.
(A light teaser for what’s to come in Slowmoto 15…)
// In the past, somewhere in France…
Nancy: Can you believe that?! That frenchie slapped me!
Shane: Yeah.. Sure is a shame.
Nancy: He’s just jealous of the fact that you’re SO much better for me baby!
Shane: Well I believe we can get ourselves situated better in America.
Nancy: Damn right. I’ll see ya later, I gotta go out and hook some moah.
Shane: Alright, you do you.
// Nancy leaves the room.
Shane: Can’t wait til I can finally leave her behind.
???: You just don’t care for anyone, do you?
// Shane hears that voice from out of nowhere, looking around.
Shane: What the?! Who the hell is in here?!
// Shane looks forward again to see the man who uttered the phrase. He had white hair, red eyes, a red suit and blue tie…
???: So, I finally found you.
Shane: How the hell did you get in this building?!
???: No need to hide who you really are from me.. Shigeru.
Shane: Who, the guy who created Mario? I’m a much different man!
???: Your only reason for being with Nancy is to birth a child, huh? To birth a sibling for a child who’s already gifted. I know full well what you’re doing.
Shane: Even so, who the fuck are you?
???: Aaron Theo.. I’m the Gifted Child of Chaos.
// Shane is shocked.
Aaron: Ahahahaha! You should see the look on your face! No, I’m not really a Gifted, but the personification of belief in chaos.
Shane: How come I never heard of you before?
Aaron: Come on, Miyamoto.. Surely you researched more into this universe that you’re trying to control?
Aaron: I may be chaos itself, but I have more compassion than you. You don’t even put effort into pretending to care for Nancy. Nancy at least puts a more convincing act,
// Aaron then feels a sudden slap in the face.
“Shane”: Get the FUCK out of here!
Aaron: Oh nooooo, I’m soooo scared, it’s not like I’m also a higher god or anything!
“Shane”: Okay bitch, if that’s how you wanna play, I’ll deal with you so quick that I’ll leave nothing behind!
// Suddenly, both Miyamoto and Aaron Theo teleport into the dark underworld, aka the Big Bang’s void.
Miyamoto: Take THIS!
// Miyamoto summons dark matter energy and fires it at Aaron, intending to erase him from existence. However, not only does it not work, but Aaron is unphased.
Miyamoto: What?.. WHAT?!
Aaron: You can’t kill a belief. You can only suppress it.
// Multiple clones of Aaron suddenly surround Miyamoto.
Aarons: And belief is stronger in numbers.
// The Aarons then perform a huge gang attack on Miyamoto. He actually feels himself get hurt, and retaliates by shooting more dark matter, which does vaporize the clones.
Miyamoto: (Dammit.. I can’t let him kill me. I can’t die before my plan can come in action!)
// Miyamoto painstakingly kills the rest of the clones, leaving the real Aaron Theo the only one standing.
Aaron: I can summon more, you know.
Miyamoto: I don’t care.
Aaron: If you want peace then, I have a proposition for you. Higher beings in this universe believe in me as the God of Imbalance, meant to bring imbalance. They believe thst out of the Aethos, will rise the Great Unknown.
Aaron: If you can help me fulfill whatever this purpose is, I can let you enact your own plan.
// Miyamoto thinks for a moment.
Miyamoto: Sure buddy, I accept this proposal.
// With a forced tone of approval in his voice, Miyamoto raises his hand, and Aaron shakes it…
// ..only for Miyamoto to slam Aaron HARD on the void’s ground. This is such a mighty slam that Aaron phases out of this main reality entirely.
// Miyamoto pants, having dealt with this.
Miyamoto: (Okay.. That was mighty enough. He shouldn’t be able to escape Limbo.
…
“This white space.. It must be the absence of reality itself.
And I do not feel I can easily escape this.
Given Miyamoto was strong enough to trap me here, he.. was stronger than me after all.
It would make sense. I may be of absolute hax, but I’m still a product of this lesser reality compared to his own.
Fear not, myself… I have a feeling I will be saved in time.”
