Interjected Intermission [SKIT]

 

Jeffy: So.. you said there's someone in Soldier's team who has the same power as me?

Fratricide: Yes, it's someone I believe you met before, that started this mess.

 

Fratricide: His name is Fordorn. What he told me, I will never forget. He told me crazy shit about how Soldier has stuffed more people in these robots.

Jeffy: Robots? More people??

Fratricide: Yes, that robot version of you had a former member of the rap club. He was lifeless.

Mario: Well that's fucked up!

Luigi: No kidding. How come this has happened under everyone's noses?

Fratricide: Apparently only the most trusted of the club was to know of it, and Fordorn is one of them. I never heard of the robots til recently, when Soldier created the recent one.

 

Jeffy: So how did Fordorn get the powers? Was he born with them?

Fratricide: Apparently, after the fight I had with you, he took DNA from your spilled blood, and injected it into his bloodstream. Then he was able to trap me in a cage out of nowhere!

Luigi: Shit..

Mario: You think he's gonna overthrow that Stalin guy?

Jeffy: It's hard to tell what Fordorn's plan is, but ironically enough, he may be our biggest challenge.

 

Jeffy: I plan to stop the entire club anyway. Turns out they hired a rat to go into RapPad studios to get me banned.

Fratricide: Damn, really? They did that to a few other people as well in the past.

Jeffy: In that case, I'm surprised they didn't do that to T-Money. He still works in those studios.

Fratricide: If it's not too much to ask, I think we really need to free everyone from those robots as well.

Jeffy: That would depend on how Soldier did it to begin with..

Fratricide: Well Fordorn implied that they are still alive, just forever in stasis. There must be a way to free them.

Jeffy: Hmm.. If we find a way, I'll make sure that happens.

 

Jeffy: So why did you agree to come with me so easily?

Fratricide: Fordorn said he would tell Soldier that I died in a freak accident. That bastard. I just figured it'd give me free reign to get revenge.

Mario: You promise you're not gonna kill Jeffy again though, right?

Fratricide: Correct. I only did so because Jeffy came to fight us.

Jeffy: I thought you'd be quite the psycho forever, but to be fair, I was wrong.

 

Mario: So are you gonna need a place to stay or something?

Fratricide: Of course not, I have my own house.

Luigi: But won't Soldier know you're alive quicker?

Fratricide: Hmm.. That's right.

Mario: He can hide in the secret room. We don't really use that room for anything anyway.

Jeffy: Don't worry sir, I promise we'll get this done as soon as we can. I'm having my birthday tomorrow though, so it won't be right away.

Fratricide: Ah.. of course man. No problem.

 

 

JAS: Greetings sir! Thanks for subscribing to the Jeffy Plan!

Fratricide: ..what the fuck?

JAS: Would you like to pay $10.99 for the premium edition of today's sale?

Fratricide: (Oh right, Jeffy can make clones too.. There been too much craziness in my life lately.)

 

 

Tyrone: Jeffy! I heard you got banned! What happened?

Jeffy: Apparently, the rap club had a rat in the RapPad studios. They overheard me spreading the story about the robot.

Tyrone: Aw shiit, that's right. The rap club funds RapPad. Of course!

Jeffy: Yeah, and according to a new friend I made, let's say that, that's not the first time they did something like it.

Tyrone: Really? In that case, I'm lucky I didn't get fired!

 

Tyrone: Say.. I've been thinking. With the way my gayass son found a way to bring back your house n' all..

Jeffy: ?

Tyrone: Do you think I could ask him to make gadgets? For you?

Jeffy: Interesting idea. I've once seen him create a cloning machine, and that ended up crea-

 

 

Scooter: What up fat bois? You wanna fight?

Jeffy: Oh, speak of the pencil..

Tyrone: Ey, who the hell are ya??

Scooter: Name's Scooter the Looter, punk.

Jeffy: He was basically created by your son, I guess. With a machine.

Tyrone: Damn. Scooter, you think you can be any help?

Scooter: With what?

Tyrone: Uhh.. there's a psycho rap club out there that needs fightin'.

 

Scooter: Oh hell yeah! I get to fight some bitches!

Jeffy: Hey, how good are you at fighting anyway? I never seen you fight.

Scooter: I fought millions of people bruh!

Jeffy: ..yeah, doesn't sound like it.

Tyrone: You think Scooter can do the same thing as you?

Jeffy: I dunno that either...

 

Scooter: What ya talkin' about?

Jeffy: I have the power to do stuff with my imagination.

Scooter: Sounds kinda gay.

Jeffy: No it's not! It's awesome!

Scooter: Hell nah. That not scary at all puss boy.

Jeffy: Scarier than you!

Scooter: *GAAAAASP* ..you did not just say that boi.

 

Tyrone: Ey, stop it! Do I need to break yall up?

Scooter: You wanna join punk?

Tyrone: No! I just don't want yall fighting for no reason!

Scooter: Ugh, fine.

Tyrone: I gotta say.. your voice does sound good for rappin'.

Scooter: So?

Tyrone: You wanna get started on ya rap career? I think I'd make you a star!

Scooter: Hmm.. I'll think about it man.

Jeffy: Scooter, be careful. When you be a rapper, you gotta live the hood life. Like getting in and out of jail, smacking bitches.

 

Scooter: Hell nah, I only fight tough people. I'm so tuff. I don't smack bitches.

Tyrone: Well besides that, I could help you get started on making music you know? To be as awesome as Jeffy over here.

Jeffy: Hell yeah.

Scooter: Hmm.. Again, I'll think about it.

 

...

 

Heya, JeffyDaRapper here for a quick interjection before I end off this article.

 

So fun fact, there is a concept where I basically reenact every canon SML episode in text form that is relevant to the entire Jeffy series. However, this is expected not to start until at least this season, Slowmoto and Season 3 are complete.

 

The reason why is I plan on creating both a Wattpad and AO3 account for the entire Jeffy series from start to finish. It would also include future seasons that may be written, like Season 4 and beyond, or anything SML-fanfic related.

 

I bring all of this up because there may be an episode added between this one and the next one in the future, that is about Jeffy's 14th birthday. Because y'know, Season 0 takes place in August 2018 for the most part probably. It's gonna be a reenactment of the actual birthday special except some details will probably be changed.

 

But yeah, that's all I wanted to say, and see you in the next episode that takes place after the birthday.