The Revived Aftermath [SKIT]
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
SEASON 0, EPISODE 11
After retrieving the Past Machine, the house is instantly brought back to normal, and the gang discusses the entire exposition...
(Long time no episode again, ey? I've just been busy with other things, and a bit demotivated. Season 0 may be majorly focused on, because I really think I should get it done atp lol)
// At Cody's house after the Robot got away, Tyrone and Judy Nutkiss decided to come out of hiding.
Tyrone: Ey woman, is the damn hunk'a metal gone? You see anything?
Judy: Nope, I do not see or hear anything of it.
Tyrone: Thank the Jewish lord...
Judy: I know! It could've killed us!
Tyrone: No shit.. You know what else?
Judy: What?
Tyrone: The robot look just like that one rapper kid I know..
Judy: Yeah, that does seem a mighty coincidence. Maybe the Nazis are rising again!
Tyrone: For the sake of the Jews, I hope not nigga. Anyway, be sure to stay right here. I got a kid to warn.
Judy: Alright.
// Meanwhile at the remains of the SML house, Bowser Junior and Cody have arrived with the Past Machine. And Joseph too, who went his own path.
BJ: So.. Cody. You really think this will work?
Cody: I hope so, for your sake!
BJ: I still doubt it but.. I would be lying if I said I wasn't wishing it would.
Joseph: Well don't get your hopes up. I admit it would be cool though.
Cody: Alright.. let me just-
// Cody presses the big button. After the narrator says Bop-It...
Cody: The house before it burned down!
// Cody presses the button, which entirely replaces the burnt house with its previous edition in the space-time continuum. Good as new.
// Everyone looks in shock as the house has seemingly rebuilt itself, and in its original shape.
// Jeffy is the first to notice Cody's gadget.
Jeffy: Whoa.. Did THAT do it? What is that??
Cody: This is the Past Machine! It brings anything from the past, to the present! It looks broken a bit, but it still works. I kept it in my house.
Jeffy: Peepee! I can't believe you actually managed to get it back!
BJ: We did have to fight the robot version of you for it though.
Jeffy: ..huh? Why?
Cody: It was at my house too.. Apparently it wanted it.
Jeffy: Why would it want something like that? ..wait a minute.
Cody: What?
Jeffy: Nothing. There is one person, or group, who may have been crazy enough to create that robot..
BJ: Who could that be?
Jeffy: My current rivals in my rapper days.. The Soldier Rap Club.
// Mario and some others approach them.
Bowser: So is it true? Is that really our precious home?!
Cody: Yes, it's thanks to the-
// Bowser then hugs Cody aggressively.
Bowser: Oh THANK YOU thank you!! I don't know what we could do without ya!
Cody: You're.. crushing me..
// Bowser lets go.
Bowser: Oh sorry.
Cody: That wasn't so bad though..
Joseph: Cody, shut up! I thought you were loyal to Ken?!
Cody: Well Ken doesn't have a problem with other dudes, Joseph!
BJ: Cody, that's my DAD.
Cody: So?
BJ: He's way older than you.
Cody: Doesn't stop me bro..
Joseph: You a reverse pedophile nigga?!
Mario: Okay stop! This is sounding completely ridiculous and uncalled for.
Cody: Well sorr-eeee...
BJ: Anyway Jeffy.. what do you mean the "Soldier Rap Club?"
Jeffy: They are the only opps I know besides my real mommy. That StalinsSoldier guy, the leader, seems like he would be crazy enough to make a robot anyway.
I knew he'd be really pissed, especially after my last encounter with them..
Mario: Wait, "last encounter?" Last time, I only saw him diss you.
Jeffy: Yeah well, like I said.. I had to murk a bitch.
Mario: So.. you weren't actually hunting shrimpos with Woody.
Jeffy: I fooled those bitches by using my cloning powers or some shiznit, vanilla biscuit!
Mario: *sigh* I'm just glad you got out of there okay when you did.. but I think you made everything worse!
Rosalina: Well Mario, if you really think about it.. if the other side was so willing to create an entire robot to try and kill us, maybe Jeffy was completely in the right to confront them!
Jeffy: Hell yeah.
Mario: Yeah, but at the same time, I have kept telling Jeffy MANY times to stay out of trouble, and well.. you know how that goes.
Rosalina: I just wouldn't worry so much for him in particular. We should be worried about all of us.
Black Yoshi: Mario Jeffy mans.. If I see any of those rap club posahs, I won't hesitate to shoot a bitch!
Rosalina: Yeah, at this point they deserve it..
Cody: And the house may be back now, but they may very well try to destroy it again. We must keep our guard up.
Cody: Besides.. the robot was trying to get away with this thingiemabob.
Mario: Really now?
Rosalina: That isn't good.. we must keep that thing locked up-
Tyrone: Ey J-Fee!!
// Tyrone has arrived to the scene.
Jeffy: Oh shit?? What up, T-Money?
Tyrone: J-Fee, a robot came to me and my hoe house and tried to attack us!
Jeffy: Yeah.. I already know why.
Cody: You can thank me, dad. I kicked the robot outta there.
Tyrone: So that was you? I thought I heard you n' your friends! You actually astonish me fo once!
Jeffy: I already know everything that's happening... the Soldier Rap Club has beef with me-
Tyrone: THOSE guys?!
Jeffy: Huh?
Tyrone: Damn it, damn it! I should have known! Jeffy, why didn't you tell me earlier?!
Jeffy: I didn't know you knew them already!
Tyrone: J-Fee.. I used to be part of them. But I was fired. I was framed for copying someone's lyrics. It happened a long time ago. Lotta drama happening behind the scenes. You never know when yo ass get burnt there.
Jeffy: Why would they frame you though?
Tyrone: See.. they saw potential in me. For some strange reasons yo. They wanted to make a robot outta me! Literally! But I said no. So they canned me. Threw me like trash!
Mario: This is getting stranger and stranger.. What have we all got ourselves into?!
Bowser: I'm gonna set fire on those guys! Hopefully the robot doesn't come back though.
BJ: Hey, where DID the robot go anyway?
Joseph: I dunno dude.. It could've gone anywhere.
Cody: Yeah, that's concerning. We probably should've kept an eye on that thing.
Mario: So most likely, we'll encounter it again... Just great!
Mario: But this time, we'll be ready though.. It caught us off guard, just because it wasn't what we were expecting. And I DEFINITELY need to call Luigi now.
BJ: Chef Pee Pee is gonna be so confused when he gets back from his vacation..
Joseph: Wait, he on vacation? Seriously?
BJ: Yeah. He found a million dollars just on the ground.
Cody: Odd...
// TO BE CONTINUED...
