My Name is Jeff.
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
Just a completely normal rap article! :D
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Been a while since I made an actual meme rap. Also a sequel to whatever was going on with DEMON DEVIL
My name is Jeff.
I made the raps.
It was difficult to put the lyrics together.
But unfortunately, I lost the pen
And now I can’t do anything but make stupid fanfiction
My name is Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff…
Summer of Homers in my Simpson that it glistens, I listen in
Failure to put nature over nurture, I roll with nitroglycerin
Danger ahead and spread, yummy, wait wrong thing, I’m pukin’
Desperation stations our generation breakin’ in desecration
MY NAME IS JUNIOR
CHEF PEE PEE, I WANT MCDONALD’S
JUNIOR, THAT IS MY NAME
JUNIOR, I WANT ANOTHER, JUNIOR
WHERE IS MY DAD?
I THINK HE COMIN’ WITH THE BELT
THERE IS A CAR…
AND IT’S GOING TO HIT ME AHHHHHH
// the sound of someone running Junior over with a car
// and who was driving it?…
My name is Devil Jeffy, oh yeah, my name is Devil Jeffy, oh yeah
Da dada dada, da dada dada, dadadadadadadada dada
My name is Devil Jeffy, oh yeah, my name is Devil Jeffy, oh yeah
Da dada dada, da dada dada, dadadadadadadada dada
I’M GONNA KILL YOU ALL, I’M RACIST TO EVERY RACE
EVEN ANIMALS, that’s right, when I see dogs I call em DOGGERS
I ROLL WITH CARTELS AND ALL, WE SHALL TAKE YO FACE
We are incredible, to all our victims, after they’re dead we woop and holler
My name is Jeff, and I’m fuckin’ deaf, yuh!
With my retard power, I will make you scream louder, uhhuh!
It’s a retard attack, bitch, don’t play no mo with me!
You will not like what’s in my devil CDzzzz, hahahahahahahahaha!
// Devil Jeffy puts in the CD. It says…
DEVIL JEFFY DEVIL JEFFY HUNGH HUNGH HUNGH HUNGH
KILLIN KILLIN KILLIN ALL THE NUN NUN NUN NUN NUNS
WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THIS YOU DIE
Oh you already put it in? HAHAHAHAHHA
So prepare to die!
…
and fry!
// The person listening to the CD dies.
GRAAAAAHHH I SOLO JESUS
AND I NEVER MISS
THIS IS THE END OF THE RAP NO CAP
I’M GONNA TAKE A CRAP
booooooooooooooom
