Abcs

You need to make songs for the kids!!!

 

MAAAN FUCK THEM KIDS! HAHA (no diddy)

 

Fuck it imma rap them their abc’s

 

A is for anthro-pomor-phic adolescents- attached around- an addictive apparatus- attemptin acrobatics- all acrolein asthmatics

 

B is for Big Booty Bad Bitches bouncing it back- in the back- of my BNB (heh)

 

C is for carnevore- carry a couple a carvin counterbores- creatin creations- came from a CNC

 

D is for drugs- n downers, and downstairs, drop a dot- pop a- fireball- decipher description like D&D

 

E is for "Enamor"- never enough ethinol in my elixir- envision- exticential ex-istence, en-tox-ific-ation- makes me erupt

 

F is for fuck- fuckers flappin, and phalanges- flippin off a few- passin fast fucks (heheh)

 

G is for gambling- gracious generosity, gathering gambling greet, grandeur gold group

 

H is for help- they hope to be headin home- hollerin' “PLEASE” help them! Hands on, heat who?

 

I is for intoxicated idiots inhalin illicit irritants-

IVs in the innards- insomnia induced by impulsive incidents

 

J is for jiggly-jawed junkies jitterin- jackin Japanese jeeps-

judge Judy judgin juvenile jackasses jaggin jackknife streets

 

K is for ketamine-kicked kinksters keepin kilos in kitchens-

kung-fu kickin knuckleheads knockin kneecaps for commissions

 

L is for lingerie-laced ladies lickin liquor off leather-

lowlife lawyers laundering loot while the loud pack feather

 

M is for molly-mouth maniacs makin microwave meth-

middlemen movin money mechanically- mouthbreathin till death

 

N is for nicotine-needy nihilists noddin near neon nightclubs-

nasty naked neighbors negotiatin nudie mags n nose drugs

 

O is for oxy-overdosed operators overloadin on opiates-

occult orgies organized in old offices- obscene as shit

 

P is for prostitutes pole-dancin- pill poppers passin pipes-

pissed-off pimps packin pink pistols point-blank at lights

 

Q is for quaalude queens queefin quietly in quilted quarters-

questionable quickie-quality cunnilingus from quirky corpse hoarders

 

R is for roofie-riddled ravers rollin round in rented Rovers-

Russian roulette regulars romanticizin rigor mortis odors

 

S is for strippers snortin snow off silicon stomachs-

satanic sex symbols screamin slurs while suburban suckers stomach it

 

T is for tequila-twisted thots throwin thongs at techno tracks-

tattooed trailer-trash terrorists totin Tommy guns in backpacks

 

U is for uncut uppers under ultraviolet underground lounges-

unemployed uncles unload Uzis upstairs over unpaid ounces

 

V is for vape-vapor villains vibratin velvet VIP booths-

valium-void visions visit vulnerable voodoo youths

 

W is for whiskey-wasted weirdos whippin white in washrooms-

wet-work womanizers watchin webcams while the watchdogs watch too

 

X is for xanned-out exhibitionists x-raying exes naked-

xenon-lit xylophone sexclubs- extra freaky- heavily gated

 

Y is for yayo-yieldin yacht boys yellin YOLO in Yugos-

young yokels yankin yams on YouTube yellin “YOU KNOW!”

 

Z is for ziplock zombies zoned out on zaza in Zimbabwe-

zig-zaggin zebras zipped in zebra-print zoot suits- probably okay

 

Now class dismissed-

motherfuckers learned they letters with a blacklist twist.