MIYAMOTION [Part 7] - Yet Brighter
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
im using a different miyamoto picture because im on my ipad and i dont have the picture from my laptop lol. also im really glad this actually fit the character limit this time! im thinking of taking a break after this part and i didnt wanna leave off with something thats needed for part 8, so this is good
// Jeff-ton has just finished his personal monologue in the deepest underworld, when he hears a familiar voice.
// Hello.
Jeff-ton: Miyamoto.. Come to taunt me again, I see?
Miyamoto: You're right. Do you really think I'd ever let you out of here?
Jeff-ton: No, but I also expect you to be stupid enough to let me go.
Miyamoto: Hahahaa.. Oh, you poor fool.
Miyamoto: You know, I didn't anticipate you being the alter ego that remembered making the deal. If I anticipated this, I probably wouldn't have accepted Jeffy's deal. Hell, I may have taken him under my wing sooner! In a peaceful way, of course..
Jeff-ton: It sounds like you are unleashing hell. Why?
Miyamoto: Simple. I've always hated you buffoons for making a mockery of my franchise.
Jeff-ton: And? That doesn't mean you attack the innocent!
Miyamoto: You would know about attacking innocents, huh, Jeff-ton? Like that poor Eyeless Marvin fellow. The one I convinced to join my side, before you took him away from me.
Jeff-ton: I'll have you know that Jeffy is at work combining his alter egos. He laid J-Fee's soul to rest. I know he can kill you without my help.
Miyamoto: Oh, I am aware he did that. And I don't care. I'll do all the damage I can!
Miyamoto: I am commanding an alien army to invade every sector of the universe, including your planet. And I do say, they're making short work of it!
Jeff-ton: You're going this far, huh? You sick fuck.
Miyamoto: Oh, pipe down. It's just a derivative universe. You're only feeling my wrath because you deserve it. Soon, you'll all cease to exist, and Jeffy will be in my grasp. He will be treated like a son! You truly don't know me too well, do you?
Jeff-ton: ..No. And after what you're doing, I don't care to.
Miyamoto: You'll see that none of this matters soon enough. Have fun..
// Miyamoto's presence disappears from this darkness.
Jeff-ton: …
Jeff-ton: If I ever get out of here… Jeffy, Marvin, Rose, Junior, everyone…
Jeff-ton: I will save all of you.
Jeff-ton: Even if saving you sends me to Heaven.
// Meanwhile, Luigi, Black Yoshi and Cursed Jeffy have arrived in Limbo.
Luigi: So, this is limbo..
Black Yoshi: Aw shoot folk, this feels like I’ms backstage, and I don’t even got a permit!
Luigi: You mean ticket? Or, perhaps, backstage pass?
Black Yoshi: Yea.
Cursed Jeffy: I can feel Jeffy’s presence. He should be close.
Black Yoshi: What the fuck? That sounds gay.
Luigi: Black Yoshi, be quiet..
// Cursed Jeffy gives Black Yoshi a side-eye that could kill. Then he turns his head forward again.
Cursed Jeffy: Just follow me.
// The trio then walk through limbo, pathfinding to Jeffy. Jeffy ends up seeing them in the distance.
Jeffy: (Hmm.. From the looks of it, that guy looks exactly like me, so he must be Cursed Jeffy. But who are those two people?)
// Jeffy approaches the three until they are in talking distance.
Cursed Jeffy: So.. We finally meet as different entities.
Jeffy: Black Yoshi? Uncle Luigi??
[Jeffy shoves past Cursed Jeffy to talk to those two.]
Luigi: Yes, it’s me, Luigi! The real one. I think we might’ve met once before.
Black Yoshi: Shiet, I don’t think I really talked to you much myself.
Jeffy: What’s going on? B-Y, weren’t you supposed to be Duggie? Both of you, how did you come back?
Black Yoshi: We done escaped from Miyamoto’s dungeonsuses!
Jeffy: Dungeon? Wait a minute..
Luigi: Yeah. He took us and the other copyrighted characters there. My brother Mario escaped too, but he wanted to stay behind. I couldn’t force him to come with us.
Jeffy: The dungeon thing sounds vaguely familiar.. Could that be one of the dark secrets that Jeff-ton discovered while he possessed my body?
Luigi: W-what? What does that even mean?
Jeffy: I’ll explain-
Cursed Jeffy: Oh my GOD. No one cares at this point; we’ve heard it a million times! This is getting annoying.
Jeffy: ..I guess I’ll have to explain off-screen then.
Cursed Jeffy: Do it later. I’m annoyed that you ignored me and immediately talked to those two weirdos.
Jeffy: So, how did you end up meeting them then?
Cursed Jeffy: I saw the portal, got to the void, met these two, and helped them find you to begin with.
Luigi: He’s leaving out the part where he attempted to kill Black Yoshi.
Black Yoshi: Yeah, I had to shoot his ass.
Jeffy: (sigh) Good grief.. I should’ve known you’d do something like that.
Jeffy: Look, Cursed Jeffy. I’m on a mission to reunite with my alter egos. Jeff-ton told me to do so, and I will not break this promise.
Cursed Jeffy: Why? What could that possibly do against Miyamoto?
Jeffy: Because with unity, anything is possible.
Cursed Jeffy: That sounds gay.
Black Yoshi: Maan, you’re one to talk, stupid!
Jeffy: Don’t you care about your own life, Cursed Jeffy? Don’t you care about mine?
Cursed Jeffy: I’m a killer. I don’t care about any life.
Jeffy: Then I know what I must do..
HIT IT
…
What if you were lost forever?
With no sins to keep?
Do you think your murders will matter?
We’ll all die anyway! (Would you rather..)
Cower in fear or murder your dearly beloved
Frightened folk scream, they’re all just dearly beholdened
Up to twisted fate controlled by the master
Softened only by the blade he carries uninterrupted!
You think you’re oh, ohh so important
Miyamoto-o-o make your kills irrelevant
All those memories hang on to you like an elephant
Clinging to long past expired testaments!
Join unto me, I shall liberate thee
Do not worry yourself with dichotomy
As Nintendo is upon us, their technocracy
will exceed all of us if we sit openly!
(Calm down, Jeffy, we can’t fight this!)
Shut up, Jeffy, we’ll do it.
(Sorry, pal, but this is pointless..)
Shut up, Jeffy, we’re gonna win this!
(Why can’t we just live our lives?)
Not this time, bro.
(Jeffy, oh Jeffy, why do you give a crap?)
Because, we’ll all ascend from the shadows!
// Everyone is stunned in silence.
Black Yoshi: Maan, how did you learn to do DAT??
Luigi: Yeah, if this is what your rap sounds like, then it’s.. incredible.
Black Yoshi: I ain’t listen to one of those songs before, but shit, I gotta buy me some albums!
Cursed Jeffy: I.. think I get it now. Even if my purpose is to take lives away, the biggest crime would be to affect the status quo. And Miyamoto has clearly put me to shame. I believe.. I have found my true purpose.
// Cursed Jeffy then withers away into dust.
Jeffy: Two down so far. And with you two on my side, this’ll be easier for me.
Luigi: So what’s going on anyway, exactly?
Jeffy: Well, it all started with…
// To be continued in part eight…
