MIYAMOTION [Part 6] - Darker.
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
Part 7 may or may not be coming shortly after. I had like a perfect ending planned for this part, but because of the character limit, I have to save it for the beginning of Part 7. A shame, really, because I really like the last few lines lol. But yeah, Part 7 will probably focus on Cursed Jeffy and Jeffy next.
// The alien soldiers have been searching everywhere for Junior, Joseph, Cody, and anyone else who may live in this house.
Alien Soldier 4: Where the fuck did they go?!
Alien Soldier 7: This is not good. Miyamoto wants them all dead! He might dispose of us!
Alien Soldier: Everyone calm down. We can just lie to him. It's not the end of the world.
Alien Soldier 5: It is though! We're killing everyone right now!
Alien Soldier 4: And Miyamoto wanted us to kill them too!
Alien Soldier: Ugh- Just relax, okay? I'll have the scientists dictate where they're at in the spacetime continuum. Worst case, at least some of them committed time travel. Our time squad can catch them.
Alien Soldier 7: Sounds good, I guess..
// The Alien Soldiers exit the house.
MIYAMOTION
[ARC 2 - Fallen Ashes, Rising Grace]
// Meanwhile, Chef Pee Pee is taking Alien throughout the interstates to NASA. They are just about a quarter of the way there at this point.
Alien: Do these.. "radio stations" have my type of music?
Chef Pee Pee: I doubt it.
Alien: Trick question. I love all types of music.
Chef Pee Pee: Alright, I guess I'll turn on the radio.
[Chef Pee Pee turns on the radio, which plays KSI's Thick of It.]
Alien: EW! TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF!
Chef Pee Pee: Alright alright!
[Chef Pee Pee turns it off.]
Chef Pee Pee: I thought you liked all types of music?
Alien: Well.. I thought I did until now.
// Chef Pee Pee then sees multiple alien spaceships roaming the skies in the distance.
Chef Pee Pee: Wha.. What the hell? Mr. Alien, are you seeing this?
Alien: What?
Chef Pee Pee: Up there! Is Area 51 doin' a flight test or something?
Alien: ..Oh my.
Chef Pee Pee: What? What is it?
Alien: HO-LY SHIT! STOP THE CAR! IT'S THE RIVAL ALIENS!
Chef Pee Pee: Wait really?!
Alien: Yes, just stop the car! We need to duck and cover!
[Chef Pee Pee stops the car, and they move under the highway and duck, keeping watch of the spaceships.]
Chef Pee Pee: Holy shit, you weren't lying! What the fuck is all that?!
Alien: Those are the same bastards that raided my home base up in space! They must be attacking this very planet! I told you all we were gonna be screwed!
Chef Pee Pee: So, what, should we try to go to NASA undetected?
Alien: There's no point. NASA would obviously already know since they're here! It's not like their spacecraft would be useful to me either.
Chef Pee Pee: What are we supposed to do then?!
Alien: We need to go to my wife's spare spaceship. She parked it somewhere near here when we visited our daughter, just in case my main ship crashed. We'll need to go undetected.
Chef Pee Pee: Should we go now?
Alien: No, not now! If they even see a speck of us, we're screwed! We need to wait until they fly away. That's our only option.
Chef Pee Pee: Well alright.
// Chef Pee Pee and Alien wait for quite some time for the alien spaceships to fly away from this immediate location.
Alien: Alright, I think they're far enough from us that they can't detect our life essence.
Chef Pee Pee: Should we go back in the car?
Alien: No, it's too risky. It shouldn't be too far of a walking distance. We just need to head to a large mound near a forest. The spaceship should be around there.
Chef Pee Pee: Oh really? How do you know the government didn't take it?
Alien: Uh, hello? We are aliens? We have futuristic technology; she made it invisible. Intangible to anyone except us.
Chef Pee Pee: Alright, damn, I was just asking.
// Chef Pee Pee and Alien walk quite a while to the mound.
Alien: Okay. This should be the place.
Chef Pee Pee: Damn.. My feet are killin' me.
[Alien then makes some sort of weirdass sound.]
Chef Pee Pee: ..what the hell was that?
Alien: The ship is visible now.
Chef Pee Pee: Huh?
[Chef Pee Pee takes a second look to see the spare spaceship, not visible.]
Alien: Yeah, see? There it is.
Chef Pee Pee: WHOA! How did you make it do this?!
Alien: It's fairly simple technology in our world. You humans, however.. you guys still have a lot to learn. Heh.
Chef Pee Pee: Y'know, as a human, I agree. But what is the plan? Do we just go up in space?
Alien: Well, seeing as there's nothing we can really do to stop Miyamoto's wrath, I was thinking we could go to another universe and enlist the help of its creator to stop Miyamoto.
Chef Pee Pee: How do you suppose we do that?
Alien: By entering a black hole.
Chef Pee Pee: Nigga what? A black hole?
Alien: Yes.
Chef Pee Pee: No no no, I'm pretty sure that you can die going in it. Everyone knows this. You turn into spaghetti. I should know because I'm a chef.
Alien: No, black holes are portals to other universes. I should know, my grandfather entered one and lived to tell the tale. When someone enters a black hole, they enter the nearest universe, and so on and so forth.
Chef Pee Pee: Are you sure you're not confusing them with wormholes or something?
Alien: No, those are just portals to get to the farther reaches of THIS universe faster. Black holes are for universal travel.
Chef Pee Pee: I'm not coming with you. I don't want to die.
Alien: It's gonna be fine.
Chef Pee Pee: No, I can just stay here.
Alien: Miyamoto is gonna kill us all anyway. You'll at least be safest with me. If you stay here, the aliens will for sure kill you, because they're pretty much on a genocide run. Black holes are not what you think.
// Chef Pee Pee thinks for a moment.
Chef Pee Pee: Fine. I'll come with you, I guess.. You're the expert.
Alien: You won't regret this. Believe me. Let's go.
// Alien and Chef Pee Pee go inside the spaceship. It then takes off and flies away, up in space.
// Meanwhile in the deepest reaches of the darkest underworld, Jeff-ton is still trapped.
Jeff-ton: ..Darker, darker, yet darker.
Jeff-ton: It must've been an hour. No, two hours. Two months? Two years? Two centuries?
Jeff-ton: I didn't expect Miyamoto to act so quickly. He wasted no time capturing me. But why me? And not Jeffy?
Jeff-ton: Because he knew that I would help Jeffy defeat him. That's what.
Jeff-ton: I believe Jeffy is still carrying out the mission I told him though. Despite Miyamoto's capture of me, I can still feel the alter egos, and.. it feels like J-Fee's soul has now been rested.
Jeff-ton: Damn, I haven't even considered where J-Fee would be. He died as well. I felt it.
Jeff-ton: It's so strange.. I'm still the same Jeffy, yet I'm not. I'm the one who still remembers meeting Miyamoto..
Jeff-ton: I don't even know why I'm talking to myself like this. Guess there's nothing better to do.
// …
// To be continued in part seven...
