MIYAMOTION [Part 5] - Begin Cata...
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
Another part already? It's more likely than you think.
// Luigi and Black Yoshi are still staring Cursed Jeffy down in the void.
Luigi: Wait, did you just say an eyeless version of the non-copyrighted version of my brother?
Cursed Jeffy: Yes. Jeffy has the power to create alter egos of his friends and family too. All in this void.
Luigi: How is this possible?
Cursed Jeffy: Miyamoto did this.
Luigi: Miyamoto..?
Cursed Jeffy: Yes. But he didn't grant Jeffy the powers; he was born with them. Jeffy is gifted. Miyamoto just helped create this void where there would be no disastrous consequences with imaginative creating.
Black Yoshi: ..Luigus, what the hell did we stumble upon this time?
Luigi: I have no idea, and my name is Luigi, not Luigus!
Black Yoshi: I tolds you, I have a speech impediments.
Cursed Jeffy: It doesn't matter what you have or don't have, you know. He will kill us all.
Luigi: Do you work for that bastard? Is that why you lunged at us?
Cursed Jeffy: No. I was just created to be an alter ego that loves killing.
Luigi: Where is this portal to limbo? I think this outer realm could be useful.
Cursed Jeffy: Why would I tell you both? You are not worthy. Hahahaha...
Black Yoshi: Oh really folk? Well, why don't ya think back to when I shot you three times in the stomach? Was that not worthy enough to you?
Luigi: Who are you, anyway?
Cursed Jeffy: Cursed Jeffy.. I was the product of Jeffy accidentally stumbling across Miyamoto's secrets, and then I was created to be the killer I am today.
Luigi: Wait.. That's why he wants to kill all of us, then?!
Cursed Jeffy: Yes, precisely.
// Luigi thinks for a moment.
Luigi: Perhaps you can help us with something anyway. Perhaps there is something inside of you deep down. A remnant of the old Jeffy, that still wants to help us.
// Cursed Jeffy thinks on this.
Cursed Jeffy: Perhaps you're right.
Cursed Jeffy: My only regret in life is not bringing Marvin and Rose's souls back, after winning that other deal I made.
Luigi: You killed Marvin and Rose?!
Cursed Jeffy: Yes. I rapped about it and then did it, but those other stupid kids ran away before I could kill them too! And when everyone confronted me, I made the deal to revive them and bring Jeffy's soul back.
Cursed Jeffy: The latter of the deal is a bit moot considering that Jeffy is still alive and well, and can rise up to the overworld whenever he wants.. but as for Marvin and Rose? I might as well quench this regret.
Luigi: So you'll help us?
Cursed Jeffy: Yes. I believe we need to find the original Jeffy for this though. I don't think I can do it without his help.
Black Yoshi: Maan, Luiguh- Luigi.. I don't think I wanna help someone who killed Mario!
Luigi: You mean Marvin. Remember, Mario is still alive, Cursed Jeffy is the one who killed Marvin.
Black Yoshi: Whatever. How you know he not gonna backstab us?
Cursed Jeffy: You're just going to have to trust me. I'm pretty sure Jeffy may be in limbo to take care of business. He may be attempting to search for me there. I can detect where the portal is and take all of us to him.
Black Yoshi: Luigi, what should we do? At this point, we might as well take your options.
Luigi: ..At this point, it doesn't sound like a bad deal. As much as he is a killer, we don't have a reason to know if he's lying.
Black Yoshi: Aight.
// Cursed Jeffy then gets up off the solid dark ground, his wounds mostly healed by now.
Cursed Jeffy: Then you shall follow me. We will hopefully run into Jeffy eventually.
// Luigi and Black Yoshi follow Cursed Jeffy to the yellow and pink energetic portal that takes one to Limbo.
Cursed Jeffy: Here it is.
Black Yoshi: Dayum, this some sci-fi shit! Like PEW, PEW PEW!
Luigi: I thought you said you didn't like Halo?
Black Yoshi: When did I say Halo? Dumbass greens.
Cursed Jeffy: Ugh, I just remembered something..
Luigi: What is it?
Cursed Jeffy: I'm pretty sure this Black Yoshi guy killed me.
Black Yoshi: ..what?
Cursed Jeffy: Yeah. I broke his Xbox in a rage, then he killed me.
Black Yoshi: ..Folk, did that even happen?
Luigi: Must be a non-canonical dream sequence, if I remember right. Kind of a weird thing to bring up now, though.
Cursed Jeffy: Whatever. Just follow me.
// Cursed Jeffy goes inside the portal.
Black Yoshi: Well aight, I guess.
// Black Yoshi enters, while Luigi follows suit.
// Meanwhile, back in the overworld inside the SML house, Junior, Joseph and Cody are debating on what board game to play next.
Junior: Alright guys, what should be the last game you wanna play?
Joseph: I don't know, dude, but I hope it doesn't get weird again.
[Cody holds a game case of Monopoly.]
Cody: This.
Junior: Cody. No. We are NOT playing that.
Joseph: Yeah, dude!
Cody: Why?! It was so much fun last time!
Junior: Cody, last time we played, you had like this weird power fantasy which made us spank you in the butt every time we couldn't pay you.
Joseph: Yeah, I think you cheated last time, so no.
Junior: You know what they say. Monopoly is the easiest game to cheat in.
Joseph: Mhm.
Cody: Well, they don't say that, and I wasn't even cheating. I was playing fair and square. You guys just suck!
Junior: Wh-
Joseph: DUDE.
Junior: You take that back right now.
Cody: No! In fact, why don't you play against me now to prove you don't suck so much!
Junior: You know what? Fine, Cody, we'll play your stupid game.
Joseph: If you make us spank your butt again dude, I'm outta here.
Junior: Yeah, Joseph will be outta here. As usual.
Cody: Fine by me-
[The news broadcast then suddenly plays.]
Cody: THE NEWS?!?!
[Inside the News Broadcast..]
Brooklyn Guy: Good evening. I am Brooklyn T. Guy, reporting live from the generic news station of Pensacola, Florida! Now, unfortunately, Mr. Goodman couldn't make it today, or, well, EVER, because he got murdered in a funeral home. I can't say anybody except rich bastards will miss him.
Brooklyn Guy: ANYWAYS, BREAKING NEWS! There is literally an alien invasion going 'round the planet! No, it's not the illegal kind that you boomers love to complain about, it's MULTICOLORED ALIENS FROM SPACE KILLING ALL OF US. Yeah.
Junior, Joseph, and Cody: WHOAA!!
Cody: Oh my GOD! Do you think this is related to what that alien said?!
Junior: I don't know, Cody, I don't know!
Joseph: Oh dear, dude!
Junior: But WAIT!
Joseph and Cody: Huh?
Junior: What if they're saying this to distract us from the Epstein Files?
Cody: ..honestly, yeah, that seems plausible-
[They they hear a lazer-powered explosion coming from outside.]
Cody: HOLY SHIT! That came from outside?!
Joseph: Dude, let's check it!
Junior: But what about the files doe??
// They see a horrific sight of alien spaceships destroying a multitude of stuff with their laser cannons. Junior, Joseph, and Cody are speechless for a moment.
Junior: Do we panic at the red couch.
Cody: Yes. Immediately.
// They run to the red couch, and scream.
Junior: ALIENS ARE INVADING!
Joseph: WE'RE DEAD DUDE!
Cody: JESUS CHRIST!
Junior: Oh god, what do we do?!
Joseph: This is it, dude!
Cody: G-guys, calm down. I still have the Past Machine, y'know.
Junior: The what, Cody??
Cody: You don't remember? It's when we summoned a dinosaur in the house!
Junior: Oh.. Huh.
Joseph: Then let's waste no time and get it!
Junior: Where is it?!
Cody: Even though the Past Machine is broken, I think it can still work, as it's connected to spacetime entirely. Where did you put it?
Junior: I think in the junk closet.
Cody: Let's go-
// Suddenly, a group of aliens break down the door, wearing Nintendo armbands.
Alien Soldier: HEIL MIYAMOTO! SURRENDER YOUR LIVES, ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE!
Cody: Go GO GO!
Junior: OH SHIT
// Junior, Joseph and Cody rush to the junk closet and see the certain Bop-It toy still there.
// Cody presses the button, and thankfully, the audio still works. When the narrator said "Bop-It.."
Cody: OCTOBER 2025!
// Cody presses it again and they both get warped through time.
// To be continued in part six...
