RAPPAD JESUS
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
that’s right! the long-awaited sequel of “NIGGER JEW” is here! witness the second coming of jesus today! or is it?…
“He Has Risen…”
// part 1
All the homies and enemies see the glistening light in the tunnel
Death-defying heat signature arises an individual
No longer decaying, will he become the inevitable
Our one true savior, about to spit out the syllable
Invisible and invincible, why don’t you think, Michael
My, my, even Myers be in awe at my sabbatical
So serene is he, that his touch is ethereal
The cure to pitiful cries is damn untouchable
This serial, see the story unfold, in my cubicle
Untouchable might, his will is impeccable
And while you gaze upon what’s beyond territorial
Hidden inside, it’s so damn magical
YUH
U CAN’T TOUCH THIS, I FLY CUZ I DON’T MISS, TOP DOG THE OPPOSITE OF CRICKETS
TREACHEROUS, RELENTLESS MENACES BOW TO ME, THE GLOWING ABYSS OF VICTORY IS COMING TO THEE
THOU SHALT NOT DISRESPECT ETERNITY, RUTHLESS DEBAUCHERY, SO FULL OF BLASPHEMY
I WAS A LOSER WHO BECAME A NAZI AND I BECAME THE VERY THING I DISSED IN PERPETUITY
uh!… I’m Jesus
tututu… I’m RapPad Jesus
there is no one who will come inside me
I’m inpenetrable, yeah..
And your false idols, I’ll disassemble!
// part 2
Do you know who Epstein and Diddy were?
They were sinners, no difference in our ether
Do you know who Trump and Netanyahu are?
They’re enslaved on their own accord, they’re heirs of nothing
What did you think they were insinuating?
Culture wars are stuff they puppeteering
They make us lose, and they think they’ve won?
Forgive the underlings who know not what they’ve done
They are all slaves to the masters who rape and kill
In sleek architecture is the root of all evil
Luxury corrupts, most were groomed for starters
Why do you think that I’m an M-THER-FUCKIN’ MARAUDER?
uh
GONNA WANNA CHOPPA UP SOME MOTHA FUCKA WITH SOME KARMA DRAMA, WHAT A GENRE
NEVER A QUITTER, STRIVE FOR BETTER CENTERED PRESSURE, SOMETHING WISER
ALL MYSTERY TO ME WHY WE SIT PATIENTLY AS ATROCITY BLOODIES UP OUR KNEES, THIS AIN’T A MOVIE
(never gonna quit, that’s all I’ll live for)
NEVER GONNA QUIT, I KNOW WHAT I’LL DIE FOR
uh!… I’m Jesus
tututu… I’m RapPad Jesus
there is no one who will come inside me
I’m inpenetrable, yeah..
And your false idols, I’ll disassemble!
Generative AI is their golden calf
And they’ll poison our water, divide our lifespan by half
They’ll never give a crap, they have their own scraps up top
They think we’ll never prosper as they watch us flop
// part 3
But every beginning’s got an end…
I am the beginning and the end…
Divinity is hidden in the sand…
This is all part of God’s plan…
People like Drake don’t gee-eet it
Because they too busy manipulaa-at-ting
They got their big heads up their aa-asses
No wonder they’re blind to the maa-asses
Lamar gonna roast him to the groo-ouu-und
Big plans up in flames, you’re convull-uls-sing
There will be nothing but me-ee-ee
As everything turns itself arouu-ouu-ouund
Stalin got me to the dark side, no lie about the fact I fell to temptation
The light would be something I turn a blind eye to as I walk forward to my own destruction
Then BOOM
I became Jesus and trolled the fuck out of these Nazis
I see their end, their ashes will be posies in pockets
And then the ashes fall down, they all fall down
They had a fake crown, and that shit fell down
ALPHA AND OMEGA GON GET YOU SUCKED, SUCKA
ALL THE SINS YOU REVEL IN WILL GET YOU FUCKED, FUCKA
(why is it that God still loves us?
he is incapable of looking in sadness
someone died for our sins, that’s written in thus
all thanks to a man by the name of jesus…)
// part 4 and closing
…YEAH THAT’S RIGHT!
I’m Jeffy, uh uh!
Reincarnation of Jesus, BAYBEEE
I SAVED THE UNIVERSE FROM MIYAMOTO
WON’T YOU LOOK AT MY ROLEX THOUGH
yuh, just kidding, I ain’t that low
i still joke from time to time, im still the same ho
now you may be asking, why am I christ?
BECAUSE WHEN I BLASPHEMIZED, I WAS REALLY IN DISGUISE
BIIIIITTTCH!!!!!
hallelujah, hallelujah
man named christ, kid named buddha
hallelujah, hallelujah
inner piece, leavin all the hate in viscera
uh!… I’m Jesus
tututu… I’m RapPad Jesus
there is no one who will come inside me
I’m inpenetrable, yeah..
And your false idols, I’ll disassemble!
Yeah.. I disassembled that calf
Let’s leave AI generation up to the epitaph
That shit doesn’t qualify as intelligence
Y’all were just shittin up artificial substance
Yeah.. it’s just substance (Hey. You awake yet?)
We up to reconnaissance yeah (Jeffy. Hey, Jeffy.)
Uh.. shit, where did I put my thesaurus? (Jeffy, wake up already.)
hm.. Oh, there it is-
/([~WAKE UP, JEFFY!~])\
// To be continued…
