Cursed Jeffy Sings a Song (Shut ...
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
haha... i became evil...
i just attached the link to the original cursed woody song instead of looking for the beat because do i look like id go thru that effort? LMAO
[beat starts]
What if I want chocolate cake?
What if, motherfucker?
Do you really think that I'd want these green beans?
I'd rather it end in a disaster
I say, you don't matter! Would you rather..
Nah, I don't wanna leave you a choice.
You don't deserve any mercy so stop giving your plea
For this, I won't call for a rejoice
Think I prefer my own mom, yes, biological
I respected her more than I respected you both
You don't think with logic, a sour sabbatical
Y'all don't act romantical, imperial expose
I remember the time I showed up at your door
You are too white, and your wife is a whore
But now Jeffy's gone crazy, I won't hold back
Your vision is hazy, your blood, hack and slash!
(Calm down, Jeffy! We're your friends!)
Shut up, Junior! I'll kill you!
(Sorry, dude, but can we make amends?)
Shut up, Joseph, I'm gonna kill you!
(Why can't we just negotiate this?)
Not this time, Rose.
(Jeffy, oh Jeffy, why won't ya behave?!)
Because, Marvin, I find peace in the shadows!
Hang out with Junior, hang out with Joseph,
hang out with Cody? nah, shit's infested
You left me to rot, you never stopped them
From the green bean curse, aloof in frustration
I was locked in my room for hours at a time
Because I didn't eat it, like it was a crime
You never checked up on me, never bothered
I look out the window and I think of the slaughter!
I'll cut Junior's arms off, then his legs too, and smash Joseph's face on the pavement
I'll saw Cody's balls off, force him to eat them, and his ass will be ready for Ken
Shove a literal camel toe inside Rose's scrotum, oh and I'll force you to watch
Can't you see, Marvin, that I am the god of your meaningless existence, failure to launch!
(Calm down, Jeffy! We're your friends!)
Shut up, Junior! I'll kill you!
(Sorry, dude, but can we make amends?)
Shut up, Joseph, I'm gonna kill you!
(Why can't we just negotiate this?)
Not this time, Rose.
(Jeffy, oh Jeffy, why won't ya behave?!)
Because, Marvin, I find peace in the shadows!
I've gone darker, darker, yet darker, no matter
I reached down and found my power!
The way of the pencil encouraged my wrathful
tendencies, your future is nil!
Then I reel it in, I relook at the pit
And I wonder, was it really worth it?
Fuck yeah, it was, I'm finally free from
the torture bestowed upon me!
Marvin, come out and face me!
Your punishment is due!
You were cruel to me, and I'll delegate on thee!
Poor Feebee, I miss her, I wanna see my sister
I wonder if she's anywhere
We could look at the sunset, knowing we won
We live the latchkey life, no longer we're broken
But it's not over yet, I must not let my guard down
No longer weak, I hide my frown, I'm determined, I'll KILL YOU!
(Calm down, Jeffy! We're your friends!)
Shut up, Junior! I'll kill you!
(Sorry, dude, but can we make amends?)
Shut up, Joseph, I'm gonna kill you!
(Why can't we just negotiate this?)
Not this time, Rose.
(Jeffy, oh Jeffy, why won't ya behave?!)
Because, Marvin, I find peace in the shadows!
(Why, Jeffy? Why would you do this?!)
Shut up, Junior! I've killed you!
(I suffer, too, it's because I'm homeless!)
Shut up, Joseph, I already killed you!
(I wish there was a happy ending..)
Not this time, Rose.
(How did you f-fall so far?)
Because, Marvin, I'm part of the shadows!
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JeffyDaRapper
Member since November 4 2025