Now's Your Chance to See My Penc...
• Written by JeffyDaRapper
JeffyDaRapper's Notes
this is mah epic rhapsody (no not the other one, this one) of me being le epic BIG SHOT lmao and asking my dad if he wants to see my pencil. will he accept it, or will he face the consequences? find out!
you are about to witness the strength of jeffy's knowledge
(maniacal 16-bit laughter)
(beat starts)
Now's your chance to see my pencil!
Quill your thoughts away on a stencil!
Now's your chance to see my pencil!
It's not too far, just up my nostril!
Why don't'cha wanna see my pencil?
It's dry, it's useful, serves you well!
Why don't'cha wanna see my pencil?
Let me just show you the motherfucking tool...
//Chorus
Stab, stab, stab, don't dap me up
It's your fault, let me put your eyes in a cup
Cry cry cry, from your hollow eyes
I laugh away and look up at the skies
Of my servitude, fortitude, well
I'm the only one in this corporate hell!
So don't cry, my friend, at least you won't see
The bitter bitter darker sharper side of me!
//verse 2 bitch!!!
(I don't wanna see your pencil!)
The pencil's offer is a rare chance!
(I don't wanna see your pencil!)
It doesn't just come by happenstance!
(Stop asking me if I want to see it!)
Come on, dad, I'm running out of patience..!
(Stop asking me if I want to see-)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DADDY!
Let us commence!...
//Chorus
Stab, stab, stab, don't dap me up
It's your fault, let me put your eyes in a cup
Cry cry cry, from your hollow eyes
I laugh away and look up at the skies
Of my servitude, fortitude, well
I'm the only one in this corporate hell!
So don't cry, my friend, at least you won't see
The bitter bitter darker sharper side of me!
(The bitter bitter darker sharper side of me-e-e...)
//Shows a brief scene of Marvin, without his eyes, wandering deep in the endless void.
(DARKER, DARKER, YET DARKER.)
//Unbeknownst to Marvin, headlights are approaching him from behind.
//Marvin is run over by a car.
//It is revealed that "Jeffton" has been driving the car.
//the secret hidden verse 3 lol
(Beat is notably similar to the slow non-rock'n'roll music from some parts of Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold)
Ooooooh, I'm driving in my car, oooooh
Let's just hope that I don't push this too far... (far...)
Ooooooh, now they're looking for meeeee, ooooh
These DUIs were not built for the WEAK...
(won't you let me)
Die, on my own terms, ooooooh
I don't know why you want me to stay up... (up...)
I, I must be adjourned, ooooooh
I lived long enough to see me be corrupt.
(Closing piano solo)
Marvin: Jeffy, you're grounded.
Jeffy: Well, fuck!
(Full House credits music)
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JeffyDaRapper
Member since November 4 2025